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Notes:

Anyone who can translate the title will get free virtual corndogs. ;D

Since this is a romance, school-life story thing... Light and Ryuuzaki are about 17 & 25, but L can pass for a teenager, too, I guess. This story is random—so very random—and contains a lot of fictional characters that me and my brother admire. Hopefully, I think there will be a plot, and it will get more serious, but I just wanted a... different opening.

I know this sucks. I'm working on something that's so much better than this (I hope). But, my 9-year-old brother wanted me to write this... and publish it... Should I continue? _; (Kids are SO annoying.)

Somehow, L—Ryuuzaki—and Light were trapped inside a Lego Star Wars game. Ryuuzaki was in their Lego house, sitting on the uncomfortable, hard, Lego sofa in the sitting room. He was reading a Lego newspaper. His big, black eyes scanned the first page—the first Lego bus to use Lego water as fuel recently got into an accident.

"Oh, my!" Ryuuzaki called out, hoping his husband, Light, would hear, come from the kitchen and ask what's wrong.

Suddenly, Lego Obi-Wan stormed in with his blue lightsaber, bringing Voldemort into Ryuuzaki's house. For some bizarre reason, Voldemort—from Lego Harry Potter—got into a fight with Ben Kenobi. Kenobi was using his lightsaber, while Voldemort was using a knife and fork—he used them before to slice up a Lego unicorn.

I'm not particularly sure how they got into L and Light's house, since they lived in Kashyyyk. The night before they had a party and got drunk with a few Chewbacca-and-Wokie-look-a-likes—but, that has nothing to do with anything. Let's just continue.

Anyway, for some strange cause, Kenobi and Voldemort were slashing their weapons against each other, breaking Ryuuzaki's teacups he got from Lego London. Ryuuzaki stood up, and Light came running from making a Lego cake for his sweetheart. They gasped, and hid behind the sofa.

Voldemort used his Lego knife as a wand and casted Accio. The spell didn't do anything, it just brought Kenobi slightly closer. Obi-Wan struck Voldemort in his chest. He fell and turned into a purple slime.

Light, who couldn't take anymore of the destruction of his precious Lego display sets, raised from his hiding space, and shouted, "Oi! What do you think you're doing to my lounge, Ben?"

Ben bowed. "I'm so sorry. Accept this droid as my apology." And with that, a OOM-9 droid appeared from thin air. "He will do anything for you." Ben smirked as he rode back home with Harry's broomstick he stole earlier.

L stood up. He peered at the droid, biting his thumb. "That is a battle droid. Light-kun, I think we should use the emergency wings to get out of here fast!"

"Aight. Let's do it, foo'." Light said, pressing a strange button located on his thigh. L did the same. They sprouted bacon wings and flew away to Hogwarts.

:D

"How do we decide our houses?" Light asked his fiancé, looking at L with a strange look.

"Watari will deal with it. We have to wait until he sorts everything out, silly." He pecked Light on the cheek. Both men had their faces flushed.

"Well, okay... b-but, does he know he has to put us in Gryffindor?"