"Don't call me short!" Edward screamed for the hundredth time this morning at colonel mustang, who was laughing. "Don't be so short tempered" he chuckled again at his joke. Edward was about to make a sarcastic remark when a wrench flew out of nowhere and hit him square in the back of the head. "hi, winery…" he said with out even looking, before falling to the floor. Winery had been extra temperamental for the last day or two. Edward looked up to see an extremely pissed off winery holding what looked like a glass of milk and a wrench, he couldn't tell because his vision was blurring. "EDWARD, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT FINISHING YOUR MILK?"
"Ummm…" Edward was terrified.
"Ha ha!" Roy laughed. "Scared of a girl, Full Metal?"
"What did you just say?" winery said, teeth clenched. "WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE IF IM A GIRL OR A BOY?"
"Well….ummm…it doesn't-" before he could finish his sentence, the wrench came flying through the air and hit him right between the eyes.
"Now, Edward" she said calmly "DRINK YOUR MILK!" saying that, she held the glass of milk out to Edward.
"But I hate milk!" Edward complained, but winery raised the wrench. "OKAY! Okay, ill drink the stupid milk." He grabbed the glass out of winery's hand, and drank it in one gulp, almost throwing up.
After she left, Roy came out from behind his desk. "What's wrong with her?" he asked Edward, standing and brushing himself off. "I don't know, she's been like this for a couple of days." With that he stood up, he felt a little light headed. "What's all the commotion?" asked a familiar voice. It was Hawkeye, carrying a tall stack of paper. She sat the stack on Roy's desk, his eyes widened. "ill never get this done in time" he complained.
"Well, your gonna have to, or well be forced to leave central." She said as she turned to leave, but before she could Edward fell to the ground with a thud. "Full Metal!" Roy said, startled by the sudden collapse.
"I'm….f-fine…." Edward stuttered, trying to stand. He fell again, unconscious.
"I'd better take you to the hospital wing" said Roy, picking up Edward, bridal style.