Ok… A little late. But who cares! This is for Halloween, and I thought of it a while ago… (11/1/05) So yeah… Sorry 'bout that. XD Hobo's talk strangely. Sorry if this offends any previous-life hobo. –bow-
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or the characters. Nor do I own the Kurama and Hiei ideas; my sister came up with those. So… Er… Yeah.
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Yusuke stood up suddenly and grinned. "I'm gonna be a hobo for Halloween!" He announced proudly.
"Good fer you, son…" Atsuko laughed, and took another sip from her bottle of sake. "A homo won't be hard to achieve for you!"
"Not homo, hobo!" Yusuke screamed, eyes nearly bulging out of his head.
Halloween Night
Yusuke grinned as he walked through the dimly lit streets. His face was covered in dirt, and his hair was unbrushed and messy. He had his self-proclaimed hobo stick and bag slung over his shoulder.
"Look, a felleh hobo!" A man screamed, running over to Yusuke and grinning at him. Yusuke stared in disbelief, man, some people get real in to Halloween…
"Hi. Do I know you…?" Yusuke muttered nervously. He even knocked some of his teeth out for it…
"Nah, you dun. But you will if you join us, in our hobo boxes."
"You even have a hobo box! Sweet, man…" Yusuke chuckled.
"You come from 'round here?"
"No, I live in that apartment complex over there," Yusuke turned around and pointed to the apartment he lived in with his mom.
Suddenly, the hobo grabbed a whistle out from his pocket and blew in to it. Many other hobo's came out from the bushes and trees, eyes burning with anger. Yusuke's eyes widened as he realized "they aren't trick-or-treaters."
The hobo's jumped on him, ripping his clothes apart and taking any money he might've had. Yusuke was left, covered in scratch marks and bruises, eyes wide. He was traumatized.
BAD END
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XD Did you like it? Please review. Poor Yusuke… Next up, Kuwabara!