The Oh So Wonderful Thoughts of Pai, a tokyo mew mew fanfic

A/ N: This is just a silly little oneshot about what Pai actually thinks about. I mean really, you know you wonder sometimes... this is just stuff off the top of my head so, please enjoy!!!

The Oh-So-Wonderful Thoughts of Pai

Oneshot

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This human planet… so filthy… so negligent… it used to be our clean, vibrant planet… I can't believe I'm walking on their streets with my enormously big, pointy shoes… Why do I wear big pointy shoes anyway? Why do they tap when I walk on this hard ground?

Tap…

It's so annoying… kind of like Taruto… him and his, half top… him and Kish… think they're so great with their little cross dresser clothes… their stupid skirts and ribbons… Pft. Good thing I have a full cover-up outfit…my 'wonderfully' built stomach is hid… although so is that Mew Zakuro's… but that's not half bad… but that's not the point. Men shouldn't be going around looking like bikini models…

Models… pft. I could model. I have just as great of a body as Zakuro. I mean, just because I wear the same clothes everyday, doesn't mean that I'm not stylish… You know, I am pretty sexy. Almost sexier than that Shirogane, blonde-haired, wannabe… he thinks he's so great with those blue eyes and tan skin, always hanging around girls with their little dresses, gym outfits, bikinis, and whatnot… pft. I'm so much better than all this…

These puny humans have to use transportation mobiles to get around; all I need to do is fly. They can't fly. They don't even know my name. One kid even called me Superman… what the heck is that? Ice cream? So uncivilized… I hate walking on this concrete ground the humans have created… I think I'll fly.

Zoom…

That cloud… looks like a blob… hmm… that one too… hmm… so stupid… why is this sky blue anyways? Well, I guess I better head back to the other dimension before Taruto breaks my computer again… sigh. I love my— oh my— is that… is that a? A Plane? …

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To be continued... ?

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