Lost Parody Song
By Ifeelgoodtoday and papercut
(We're making fun of Charlie, yes, but only because we love him)
LOST! On this island of Doom.
LOST! With the sexy doctor at my side.
LOST! With a pregnant chick in my other hand.
I'm a playa, on this island of Doom.
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We crashed, and now there's nothin to do
I took heroin but now I'm hooked on you
Monster, baby, you know you love me too
I'm such a playa, on this island of Doom.
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When! You had Claire's little diary
And! You wouldn't give it back for free
Now! you're hooked on me and I don't know what to do.
I'm a playa, on this island of Doom.
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(Chorus)
One Sugarplum Fairy
You All Everybody
Me and my guitar
I'm a big rock star!
(And I'm) LOST! on this island of Doom!
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You're a convict, but that's okay with me
Cause our love was always meant to be
I need you. Oh baby can't you see?
(That) I'm a playa, on this island of Doom
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You're rich, and kinda snobby, too
You were a bitch, when I caught a fish for you
But you're a hottie, and girl you know it's true
I'm a playa, on this island of Doom.
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You're hot, there's not much else to say
Shannon wanted to leave, but you got her to stay
Come on darling, you know you wanna play
With the playa, on this island of Doom.
(Chorus)