Author's Notes: I don't own The Slayers. I will someday overthrow the current owners or threaten them to make another season. (No not really but I wish they would!!!) By L-sama this is the shortest AN that I've ever written! O.O *blink;blink stares at screen*

Name A Name

It was a pretty sunshiney happy day. Where everything was perfect. Clear fresh air filled the air. The birds chirped a cheerful little tunes from their perches. White fluffy clouds floated across the sky. And L-sama was bored.

'Gah! Everything is too orderly.' She though looking down on the Slayer world (if anyone knows the actual name tell me). 'The balance is off, need more chaos. Hmmm... Aha!' She snapped her fingers positively delighted with her idea.

Focousing her power above all other powers for a millisecond she created two spheres of golden light.

"Go my children, live once again!" The two spheres shot towards the Slayer world.

~ ~ ~ (Sorry I love my squigglies, serious start, ne?)

We see the whole group at a inn doing, well their normal routine. Lina was eating breakfast, 'borrowing' Gourry's, and saying stay away from her breakfast. Gourry was basically doing the same thing as Lina. Amelia was courageously defending her food. Zelgadis had a 'even though I'm sitting at the same table I'm not with these people at all so leave me alone' expressions. Filia wore a similar expression as she watched the trio eat through plate, after plate, after plate...{Oi! I fell in a verbal loop thingie. *Riven whacks her head with her hand* There that should break it. Ha ha I beat the infinite verbal loop thingie!} Xellos was drinking tea calmly watching the chaos that was a normal breakfast if you travel with Lina.{Tea in a coffee cup is the only way to have tea! Unless you actually have a neat little Japanese tea cup, then I'd say yea to that. Oh darn I lost the story... *searches around the room* Ah! Here it is...}

Yes, it was a normal breakfast, until two gold spheres of light decided to crash through the ceiling and land on the table.

Everyone jumped back and stared at the two spheres. One was twice as big as the other. Then the shiny gold light started to fade...

"Shining dreaming fishy fishes!" a sing song voice came from behind the Slayers.

The Slayers turned around to see a blue-haired young woman dancing around the room oblivious to the world around her.

"Who are you demon!" Filia shrieked as she felt a strong but jumbled dark aura.

The lady stopped and looked at Filia. She grinned as she skipped over to Filia. "Hiya! I just came to see what's going on down." She then continues in a cooing voice. "Awww...your a cute lil gold dragon. Yes, you are! Come on come over here girl. Here dragon, dragon, dragon..." By now everyone had sweat-dropped.

"I'm the first one here..."she continued her sing song voice. She paused then looked around distracted. "Wait no is that...?" She trailed off looking around. "Xelly!" She shrieked as she disappeared and reappeared a second later with Xellos in a bear hug. Everyone grew a larger sweat-drop.

"Hello...Lord...Deep...Sea...Dolphin..." Xellos managed to get out between breaths.

*Bink blink*

"Who is that." Gourry managed after a second.

"Just a insane Dark Lord." came another voice. "Dolphin put my minion down now!"

"Noooooo!" wailed Deep Sea Dolphin. She didn't let Xellos go.

Then everyone whirled around to see the other newcomer. She looked sophisticated and had blonde hair.

"Another demon?!" Filia shrieked as she felt another dark aura with a undercurrent of power.{Mabye even like Xellos's hint hint}

"Zelas can I keep him?" Dolphin plaintively asked.

"No." Zelas raised her hand and put it on her forehead. "Dolphin..."

"Am I the last one?" came another voice.

"Dynast, you left the north pole! Good for you I knew you could do it!" Dolphin cheered.

"So I haven't left home for...what? 120 years. So what?" Dynast shrugged.

"More like 458 years" Zelas said as she looked at him. "Dolphin," she sighed "let go of my minion now!"

"No! I don't wanna!" Dolphin wailed tightened her grip on her Teddy Mazuko.

"Okay, we have three Dark Lords and two glowing golden light things. Anyone else confused." Lina said as she looked back at bickering Dark Lords. Filia, Amelia, and Zelgadis just looked from Dark Lord to Dark Lord in shock. Gourry was sleeping. And the Dark Lords were ignoring them.

"Dolphin!" Zelas growled.

"Zelas" Dolphin cheerfully growled back. {Somehow Dolphin cheerily growled, I don't know how she did that.}

Dynast sigh. "All we're missing is Phibrizzo and Gaav and we'd have a reunion."

"Thanks Mom!" came yet another voice.

"Get away, leave me alone" came yet (guess what?) another voice.

Everyone {including Dark Lords} stared at the table where the glow spheres were. Only to see {*dramatic music insert here*} Phibrizzo and Gaav.

Gaav whacked the top of Phibrizzo's head. "That's for killing me. Serves you right that your back plan fired and killed you too."

"Meanie." Phibrizzo sniffed.

"Cut the act you're older then anyone here" Gaav snorted.

"Hey just because I'm a physical manifestation of ultimate evil and pure chaos doesn't mean that I don't have feelings" Phibrizzo snapped back.

"Phibby I missed you!" Dolphin chirped.

"H-h-he's alive" Amelia stuttered pointing at Gaav then Phibrizzo then Gaav {*Whacks head again* Darn infinite verbal loops...}

"Hey Lina. Mom says to not cast the Giga Slave again." Phibrizzo said as he walked over to the other Dark Lords.

"Mom?" Lina weakly replied. {I know a little OOC but she is next to 5 Dark Lords right?}

"Yea, or L-sama, Lord of Nightmares" Phibrizzo replied.

Well all the non-Mazuko just stared. {ok all non pure Mazuko, if you count Zelgadis's 1/3 Brau Demon}

"Kids, go have fun or something. And Gaav quit being a loner, now make up!" boomed a whispery voice.

"Yea mom. Ok I'll rejoin the monster race's side..." Gaav said in a sulky voice.

"Mom, Dolphin won't give me back my minion" Zelas whined.

"Dolphin give Zelas her minion back."

"But Mom..." Dolphin whined.

"Dolphin..."

"Ok mom." Dolphin said as she handed her unconscious Teddy Mazuko over to Zelas.

"Let's go to Somweria and utterly destroy it." Dynast suggested.

All other Mazuko Lords blinked.

"Sure." Gaav said

"Yay, we get to have fun!" Phibrizzo cheered.

"Ok with me." Zelas said.

"Somweria going to go boom badda boom boom!" Dolphin pranced around. She stopped for a second. "Zelas if I can't have Xelly then I'll trade you Meria for Xelly for a week."

"Lord Beastmaster..." Xellos whined.{*Falls in a plothole* He just woke up okay}

"Deal, how about next week?" Zelas looked thoughtful.

"Sure! Let's go to Somweria now, onwards!!!" Dolphin teleported soon followed by the other Dark Lords.

"... Did they just ignore us?" Zelgadis asked with a raised eyebrow.

"They're weird" Amelia whined.

"At least you weren't called a 'cute lil gold dragon'" Filia huffed.

"Hey, Xellos come over here and explain!" Lina shouted. "Xellos!"

"Well it seems L-sama resurrected Phibrizzo and Gaav." Xellos replied, obviously distracted.

"Are they always like that!" Filia asked.

"They can be worse."

"Oh." Amelia said. When everyone looked at her she said "Well I guess that's why all monsters are so weird, crazy, and..."

"Hey!" Xellos interrupted.

"I wonder what they meant by trading Meria and Xellos." Gourry said thoughtfully.

Everyone looked at Xellos again.

With those white swirly things and black and blue lines over his head {You know when anime characters are depressed} Xellos said "I'll be in Dolphin's service next week."

As everyone burst out laughing (much to Xellos's displeasure) across the world on the far side of the continent...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hahaha" came Gaav's voice.

"That was fun" Zelas said looking at the large crater.

"..." Dynast said, though he actually had a happy glint in his eye.

"Somweria go boom!" Dolphin cackled.

"Let's do it again!" Phibrizzo cheered.

All the Dark Lords looked at one another then said "Sure."

~ ~ ~ {didn't expect this story to be like that huh?}

Author's Notes Yet Again: How was that for a come up with a plot as I go. Like it, hate it? Tell me I like reviews. Mabye I should call this Reunion instead. I can't do titles, or summaries. I guess I now own the term Teddy Mazuko. *snickers* Yes, I like to torture...ah greatly annoy my favorite character. If you want to use it go ahead just mention lil old me.