Chapter 1
Harry Potter is the boy-who-lived
Harry Potter is the man-who-lived
Harry Potter is
Harry Potter saved the world
Harry Potter was never a hero
Harry Potter tried to choose what was right, not what was easy
Harry Potter was chosen by prophecy to
Harry Potter only ever wanted to be normal
Harry Potter has three children – James, Albus, and Lily. They're the most important people in his life
Harry Potter has a family – wife Ginny, children James, Albus, and Lily. They're the most important people in his life
When Harry Potter was young he had two friends – Ron and Hermione. They were the most important people in his life. They were steadfast and loyal, sticking beside him during all the tasks he needed to overcome
The most important person in Harry Potter's life was Voldemort
The most important person in Harry Potter's life was Albus Dumbledore
When Harry Potter was only one year old he defeated Voldemort for the first time, not by doing anything in particular, but just by being loved. It was the power of motherly love that saved the wizarding world then, the power of Lily Potter's willingness to die for
Harry Potter was famous for all the wrong reasons
When Harry Potter was
Once upon a time
Harry Potter is never going to be able to write a bloody autobiography no matter what Hermione says and is seriously considering chucking the whole enterprise right fucking now
Once there was a boy named
Harry Potter didn't know he was special until his eleventh birthday. Hagrid brought him his first birthday cake ever along with his Hogwarts letter and Harry could hardly believe it. "Me, a wizard?" he said. "Must be some mistake."
Harry Potter defeated Voldemort in some way at least five times in his life. The first was at the end of his first year at Hogwarts when he kept Voldemort from getting the Philosopher's Stone. The second was at the end of his second year when he destroyed the first of Voldemort's horcruxes in order to save Ginny Weasley from the basilisk. The third was during the Tri-Wizard tournament in his fourth year. The next was during his fifth year when Voldemort possessed him in a battle at the Ministry of Magic. The fifth and final time was in the so-called "Battle of Hogwarts" that took place in what would have been Harry's seventh
Harry Potter was lucky
Harry Potter didn't defeat Voldemort on his own. He would never have been able to
Most people don't really know
There are a lot of lies out there about Harry Potter but this book
Rita Skeeter says
Harry Potter does not tell lies
Harry Potter knew that both wizards and Muggles could be cruel and
Harry Potter knew both the Muggle and the magical worlds
Harry Potter was a wizard
Harry Potter didn't truly live until he was at Hogwarts
Harry Potter didn't truly live until
Harry Potter lived at Godric's Hollow until Halloween, 1981 when
Harry Potter lived at Number 4, Privet Drive, Little Whinging
Harry Potter lived at Hogwarts during
Harry Potter lived.