KFG24: Hallo peoples. It's been a while since I last posted anything, huh? Yeah... Lots of updates in June my ass... I'm so sorry!!! TT,TT
Anyways... This is a collaboration between witchjuliana12 and myself. So please enjoy it and all of it's stupidity. ^_^
DISCLAIMER: KFG24 and witchjuliana12 don't own Vocaloids or the famous Shakespearean play that they have so hideously butchered.
Like every bad fairytale, this one starts with two warring houses both alike in dignity, a vaguely ominous prologue, and an audience consisting of five or so people who're tired of hearing the same story over and over again.
Two servants belonging to the Megurine house were prancing along one day, gossiping about their rivals, the house of Hatsune. "If I see any of their women, I'll thrust them to the wall and take their heads." Makaito proclaimed.
"The heads of the maids?"
The demon shrugged. "The heads of the maids or their maiden heads. Take it in what sense thou wilt."
Akaito stared at him before saying, "Dude. Rape isn't cool."
"B-but!" The demon version of Kaito gestured to the script.
The red head shook his head. "Go... Just go. I can't even look at you right now."
The demon sulked off and was replaced by Kikaito. Nobody really noticed the difference though since they're both Kaito. And really, does anyone like Kaito? I didn't think so.
And so Akaito and Kikaito skipped along until they saw two servants from the Hatsune house.
The servents being a gray haired maid followed by a yellow haired girl with her hair tied to the side. They were loaded down with baskets and baskets of leeks which let off an awful smell.
"Hey, its two maids from the Hatsune family!" cried Akaito.
"How do you know this?" replied his brother.
"They have leeks," replied the red one.
But alas before they could anything to the maids of the Hatsune family, the gray haired girl began to sniffle pitifully, was it from the scent of the god awful leeks, or for the fact she was known to cry a lot, the world will never know.
"Why do they keep staring at us and whispering?" she said in a frightful voice.
Her yellow haired friend never replied. Instead she yelled at the two Kaito-like characters and cursed in a somewhat mild way.
"Hey you idiots!" she screamed, "What the hell do you want?! What are you, perverts?! Stop staring at us like that, bitches!"
Taken back by this tsundere character's outburst, they slowly tried to back away from the yellow haired girl. The keyword here is 'tried', for they didn't make it out in time. All you could hear was the terrified screams, the pained shouts, and the beggings and pleadings of two males. Their bodies were never found and all the investigators could find was an empty basket that smelled like leeks.
Kaito showed up way to late to be of any help to his brothers waving around a popsicle and drunkenly telling people to lay down their swords.
Meiko then stumbled out of the bar and stared at him for a while. From her blurred point of view, that popsicle looked like a sword. So she drew her own blade and meandered her way towards him.
"Wash thish Kaito~? Drawn an' shpeeking of peash? I hate the word as I hate hell~... All Me-Megurinesh... An' vee~..."
Without any further, hard to understand dialogue, the brunette rushed at the peace loving idiot in the long coat who is ~not~ Vash the Stampede(OMG I loooove Trigun!!1 Knives is soooo hott!1!!).
The blue haired man turned just in time to see the drunk and screamed like a little girl before hiding behind Dell Honne.
Meiko accidentally killed Dell because he's always the first to die in fanfics. She removed her sword from his unmoving body and ran after the ice cream lover.
Juliana then broke through the fourth wall and grabbed Dell who had actually only died a little. Insert dramatic scene here.
Meanwhile, Meiko was bludgeoning Kaito with a sock full of nickles.
Suddenly, Prince Gakupo rode in on his magnificent steed. He jumped off the large eggplant and declared, "Like okay, if the Megurines and the Hatsunes continue to like, disturb our peaceful streets, I will like, totally have Miku and Luka like, killed. By ninjas."
"I am a ninja!" Luka screamed despite being off screen.
As Gakupo went along the country, yelling out in his prissy voice about the decree, Mikuo of the Hatsune family went out riding on a little pony. He was out looking for the missing maids that his mother had sent out to buy leeks. And sadly, he got lost after entering the market. The boy sat down in his flowing robe of blue-green and cried his eyes out.
"Oh woe is me!" he cried, " Where will I ever find a handsome young man with pink hair to come help me?"
And as soon as he said that, a young man in pink hair came out of the crowd with a puzzled look on his face. He was dressed in a smart looking outfit and had short pink hair. When he looked at the man in blue(or is it green? or teal? or cyan?), he smiled and said, "What's wrong young man?"
"Uhh," Mikuo took a look down into his script, "I'm lost? Or is it lose?"
The man in pink shook his head and helped the poor, senseless boy up to his feet. "Do you need help back to your home?" he asked politely.
"Uh," the boy was staring straight into his eyes," I think I love you," he murmured quietly.
"No!" screamed Juliana, " Look at your script! You don't confess yet you idiot!"
"Oops!" he said, looking down at his script then back into Luk- I mean the man's eyes, "Yes!" he said, " I do need help to get back home!"