Climax French
Hi, and welcome to my first fic on Le Chevalier D'Eon. I know you'll be surprise by this as this serves as a crossover between this series and Keroro Gunso. Though many of you are familiar with D'Eon and its brooding atmosphere, I decided to try an experiment that combines the element of the French Revolution-inspired anime and the humor of Keroro.
Normally, I actually steered away from D'Eon because at that time I wasn't too keen on the plot mainly due to the English-dub of Animax-Asia (aired in sometime in 2008 within Southeast Asia), but I eventually gave it a chance and I was soon interested enough to watch it, to the point of watching it a second time to know more about the characters.
So why did I decided to make a Le Chevalier D'eon fic? The reason is that I was inspired by the D'Eon fics written by Umeko, and after watching the DVD of Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure, where Napoleon Bonaparte and Joan of Arc's characters are introduced, I decided to come up with a rather spoof fic where the characters of D'Eon crossing over with another anime series. Keroro Gunso came in my mind after watching that series, as well as the 2007 Japanese TV show, Kamen Rider Den-O.
The setting of this fic is set during D'Eon and sometime after my other fic, Climax Start.
So I guess I'll be giving this fic a try and see how the reception goes…
Disclaimer:
Le Chevalier D'Eon is owned by Production IG
Keroro Gunso is owned by Mine Yoshizaki and Sunrise.
Kamen Rider Den-O is owned by ishimori Productions.
Paris 1742…
The streets of France is struck with controversy and panic when the body of a woman named Lia de Beaumont is found in a casket floating along the Seine. D'Eon de Beaumont, The only clue regarding her death is the word "Psalms", which is written in blood on the lid of the casket. D'Eon De Beaumont, Lia's younger brother and a knight in service of King Louis XV, happened to be at the scene was shocked to learn of this and decided to make it his personal mission to investigate his elder sister's death.
As he did so in the following days, his quest for justice got a rough start, mainly because The Church, declaring that, because she could not return to the "dust she had come from," refused to let her be buried, saying that her soul would forever wander, never able to go to heaven, due to the fact that Lia's body is infused with mercury, making it unable to be decomposed, and despite protests from D'Eon, Lia's body never got buried, and the knight decided to find out if there is a connection, as he got word that the strange disappearances of a number of French women seem to coincide with the mysterious death of his sister.
"Lia…I swear to you that I'll find out who did this to you…and so that you'll rest in peace once the killer is exposed…"
However, her spirit is seen on the skies, looking at D'Eon, her eyes seemed to say a different tone and is hatching something from her mind.
Japan 2007
A few weeks ago…
Fuyuki Hinata was having a series of bad luck, ever since the Keroro Platoon left Earth so that they could repair the security system of their planet so that their planet will be able to hold off against the invaders, and the 16-year old teen was suffering miserably until the following event changed his life…or rather, luck.
- As Fuyuki stopped his bike at an intersection, he was waiting for the traffic light to go "green", not noticing that a trail of sand is following him and then a sand-like being partially materialize in front of Fuyuki's bike, and it appeared that he is familiar with the teen, which turn out that he's been observing him for some time, and is attempting to communicate with him when something interrupted.
"Hey, human…I can help you out if you tell me your wish…and I can…"
The traffic light went green and Fuyuki pedaled his way and unknowingly rammed the sand-like being, causing the sand-like being to get annoyed and went after Fuyuki.
"Hey! Comeback here you +$# %^%^&%%&#!"
However, someone else is watching the teen from afar, and he is lurking by the shadows and is appearing to contact someone, though he is covered only in silhouette, you can see that the stalker is of huge built and you can tell that this stalker is an alien.
- Fuyuki was riding his bicycle and is heading for the police station and is wondering what to do after he leaves the pass to the Lost and Found section. He wondered why would someone leave an item behind and then he took out the pass and glances at it, wondering if the owner is looking for it right now.
"The owner of this item must be looking for it right now…he or she is probably looking for it at the police station already since where in the Tokyo area…"
As he continued to pedal his way to his destination, a mysterious portal materializes and a train tack is formed, and a mysterious vehicle popped out from the portal and his going straight. It resembles a bullet train and passes by the road, and a few motorists and pedestrians were startled by what they saw.
"Mommy, mommy…a train…"
"What..?
"A train in the middle of the road?
As Fuyuki was biking, he heard the sound of a train behind him and saw it passing by his side, and wondered if he's seeing things or not, but then the left side of the middle coach opened its sliding doors and the mysterious 20-year old girl came out and saw Fuyuki holding the item that she's looking for. It was the pass that she was desperately looking for.
"Hey kid! You have that pass I've been looking for! Give it back! It's important to me!"
"Go to the Tokyo Police Station! I'm bringing it to the Lost and Found department! I can't just hand it over to someone I don't know! And it's standard procedures to file an affidavit of loss items!"
"Give it back!"
"I can't just…"
The hapless teen didn't notice that he was heading for mailbox as he unknowingly went towards the sidewalk and he crashed, sending him flying upwards and landed on a trash can as the mysterious bullet train couldn't stop and kept on going.
- After meeting with a mysterious, 20-year old girl, Fuyuki encountered an alien bent on abducting him, but then a Digimon from the future possesses him while the girl gives him a belt and a train pass, enabling him to assume the form of Mask Rider Den-O, and after a hard-fought battle, he was able to repulse the alien invader away.
- Fuyuki was introduced to the passengers of the mysterious train, dubbed the Den-Liner, where he learned that this train can travel through time, and can travel anywhere, be it on Earth or at other planets, and there the Den-Liner arrived at Planet Keron, where a rival alien army, called the Majorians, are in the brink of taking over Planet keron, but Fuyuki, as Den-O, managed to defeat the invaders and helped restore the Keronian security system. With peace restored, Keroro and his platoon decided to travel with Fuyuki on the Den-Liner and head for Earth.
At present…
As the Den-Liner is cruising in "Limbo", Kohana is giving the Keroro Platoon a tour of the Den-Liner, and the platoon, especially Kururu and Giroro, were impressed, and the train became quite lively, especially with Momotaromon and Keroro were wrestling over a rare Gundam model, while the Owner watches on with curiosity and commented with complex .
"Time surely passes…a few weeks ago, only Momotaromon is able to bring life in this train…and now these soldier frogs are making it more livelier…wait…NO FIGHTING INSIDE MY TRAIN!"
Normally they'd be back at present day Tokyo by now but had to take a "detour" after encountering several rogue Imagimons trying to distort time so Fuyuki became Den-O and the Keroro Platoon joins in to help, and managed to restore the balance of time, although it did cause a few damage on the Den-Liner, so they have to slow down a bit while Kururu decided to help repair the train.
Getting an idea, Kururu brought out an improvised karaoke, and everyone were deciding on who would like to sing first, though Fuyuki himself wasn't sure if he wanted to sing or see someone sing, especially after having recollections of a certain Digimon who has a habit of singing in a horrible voice. That would soon come true as Entemon appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the microphone and made his announcement.
"Hello, my fellow fans…allow me to make an ode for all my loyal fans here in Limbo…"
And so after inserting a token, the ape-Digimon started singing in a horrible, out-of-sync voice as he sang the rendition of Sean Kingston and Justin Bieber.
Eenie meenie miney mo
Catch a bad chick by her toe
If she holla (if, if, if she holla) let her go
Shes indecisive
She cant decide
She keeps on lookin
From left to right
Girl, cmon get closer
Look in my eyes
Searchin is so wrong
Im Mr. Right
You seem like the type
To love em and leave em
And disappear right after this song.
So give me the night
To show you, hold you
Dont leave me out here dancin alone
You cant make up your mind, mind, mind, mind, mind
Please dont waste my time, time, time, time, time
Im not tryin to rewind, wind, wind, wind, wind
I wish our hearts could come together as one
Cause shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Let me show you what your missin
Paradise
With me youre winning girl
You dont have to roll the dice
Tell me what youre really here for
Them other guys?
I can see right through ya
You seem like the type
To love em and leave em
And disappear right after the song.
So give me the night
To show you, hold you
Dont leave me out here dancin alone
Cant make up your mind
Please dont waste my time
Not tryin to rewind
I wish our hearts could come together as one
Cause shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Eenie meenie miney moe
Catch a bad chick by her toe
If she holla (if, if, if she holla) let her go
Eenie meenie miney moe
Catch a bad chick by her toe
If she holla (if, if, if she holla) let her go
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Cant make up your mind
Please dont waste my time
Not tryin to rewind
I wish our hearts could come together as one
(repeat)
Fuyuki and the rest of the passengers covered their ears in pain as they couldn't stand the horrible voice and Keroro and Giroro grappled Entemon and tried to get him to release the microphone but to no avail, and Fuyuki, along with Momotaromon, joins in to get the ape-Digimon off the train, but as the struggling ensued, they accidentally caused Giroro's gun to fire, hitting the controls of the train, and Naomi saw what happened.
"Oh no…we're going back through time…!"
"Say what?"
"Where are we going?"
The Den-Liner started to act erratically and speeds off, causing the passengers to fling left and right, as the train went through the portal, and you can see the Den-Liner going through time and the number of the years going backwards, and the train is heading back to the French Revolution, in the year 1742.
To Be Continued…
Hope you like this first chapter, and I know D'Eon got little screen time, but that will change in the next chapter as he'll be introduced again…along with the rest of the characters of Le Chevalier D'Eon…
Preview:
The Den-Liner crew landed in the Frenc Revolution, and there they encountered the possessed women and men, and the villains of Le Chevalier makes their presence known just as Fuyuiki goes into action as Den-O…