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"Anakin Skywalker!"
"Er, what is it Obi Wan?"
"I must protest to this...this...music that your exposing Ahsoka to!"
"Ah...I can explain."
"I'd like to see you try. What would the Council say to this?"
"It's kinda hard to expl-"
"Really Anakin! You're supposed to be setting a good example for Ahsoka, and having her listen to Corellian Badass is not at all setting any sort of example!"
"I didn't start her on this! Honest!"
"And where did you get this...this trash?"
"Promise you won't laugh?"
"Anakin..."
"Just promise."
"Alright. Where did you get this music?"
"You're probably not going to believe this, but...it was Padme."
"...I'm sorry, I must have misheard you. Did you just say Senator Amidala started you off on this?"
"Yup. That music player is hers."
"..."
"..."
"Anakin, I'm going to lie down for awhile. Please wake me when we get back to a sane galaxy."