(Disclaimer: The following views expressed are not the sole beliefs of any affiliates, or Sakae Kashiwagi.)
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I give a warm welcome to all of my adoring fans.
This is Sokka of the Southern Water Tribe and I'm here to tell everyone what I think about my awesome show- Avatar: The Last Airbender… which I still think should have been named The Boomerang Squad, but that's just one of the many creative differences that I and the other guys have.
(Other Guys: Bryan Konietzko and Michael Dante DiMartino, the real creators.)
Anyway, I have noticed that some fans think that I'm rather shallow and slow in the whole thinking department. (And weak, just 'cause I'm not a bender, but I'll save that for later.) I refute that ridiculous assumption. My companions look to me for guidance. I'm the idea guy, remember?
Fans often like to point to my obsession with meat as some kind of proof than I am of lesser intelligence. Thus, I have comprised the following list to intelligently support my love for meat. And if you were smart, you would eat meat too.
Meat makes you strong.
Meat tastes great.
Meat wants you to eat it.
Meat is a renewable resource.
Girls want you to eat meat.
Meat is perfect.
We don't all want to be skinny, goofy, airbending vegetarians like Aang.
Now, if Aang saw this wonderfully constructed and completely unbiased list of facts, he wouldn't be a leaf and nut eating weirdo.
And that concludes today's episode of It's Just the Cactus Juice Talking!
Boomerang Squad out-