A.N. So, this is, like, my first fanfiction.. ever XD No, no it's not, but it is on this site! So, this was written by 5 different anime fangirls overall and it was made out of our sheer insanity in about... maybe a 5-7 hour span? I don't know XD
For reference:
Nikki is herself, Sebastian, Renji Abarai, Ichigo Kurosaki, and for a brief moment Orochimaru.
Katie (me) is herself, Melody Yakushi, Kabuto Yakushi, and the Voice of Reason when it shows up XP
Lauren is herself and Gaara.
Darleen is Grell Sutcliff and Byakuya Kuchiki (and Allen Walker for a moment)
Rain is Hotaka Nakadai. That's pretty much it.
Anyways, prepare for insanity, OOC-ness, small amounts of cussing, yaoi, and Kabuto nearly getting raped... yeah. Oh, and sake bombs.
DISCLAIMER: None of the 5 asylum escapees who wrote this own Naruto, Bleach, Sukisho, Kuroshitsuji, or any real sake bombs. We only own our own characters!
Nikki: SEBBY! HUG!
Sebastian: No.
Nikki: I'll give you my soul...
Sebastian: HUG. -hugs nikki-
Nikki: -hugs back- Demon's and their souls... -rolls eyes-
Sebastian: What? I'm hungry ok?
Nikki: Wait, since I offered my soul.. OH COOL SEBBY'S MY BUTLER!
Sebastian: -looks at nikki- Oh god, what did I do? O_O
Nikki: -dances-
Sebastian: Must you always do that...?
Nikki: At least I don't rape teenage nuns!
Sebastian: ...touche...
Katie: Do the Caramelldansen 8D
Lauren: o_O
Lauren: CARAMELLDANSEN!
Nikki: -does the carameldancen- SEBBY DO IT TOO!
Katie: -pulls Kabuto into the chatbox- You do the caramelldansen too!
Kabuto: No -_-
Lauren: hehe...oh Gaara-kun! caramelldansen time!
Gaara: oh...no...
Nikki: o.O Sebby, u overdid it
Grell Sutcliff: S-S-SEBBY-CHAN? Sorry
Sebastian: -looks- Grell?
Grell Sutcliff: SEBBY-CHAAAAAAAAN! -Chases-
Sebastian: O_O AHHH! -runs 4 his life-
Grell Sutcliff: SEBBY-CHAN~! D'AWWW! LET'S MAKE MAN BABEHS~!
Sebastian: NO! THAT'S BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! -hides behind lauren- Please save me, little human girl O_O
Grell Sutcliff: Awww! In an anime ANYTHING is possible~ Sebby-chan~ Dun be like that~ 3
Sebastian: and why do you get to post with your first AND last name?
Sebastian Michaelis: HA! THERE!
Lauren: what can i do?
Sebastian Michaelis: Idk just let me hide behind you?
Lauren: sure ok
Grell Sutcliff: SEbby-chan~! -glomp-
Sebastian Michaelis: -screams and runs behind katie-
Grell Sutcliff: MY BABEH! We must make them~!
Sebastian Michaelis: NO! And quite frankly, Grell, you creep me out!
Sebastian Michaelis: -starts beating grell with a metal bat-
Grell Sutcliff: D'awww! Yer just dening it because yer shy~!
Sebastian Michaelis: well I found a new yaoi anime, so I'm gonna go watch it. only 4 episodes tho lol. XD why am I still Sebby? XD
Katie: aww... OMG STUPID FLY STOP BUZZING AROUND ME -swats at air-
Sebastian Michaelis: -screams and hides behind katie-
Grell Sutcliff: -Stops the bat- AWww~! I love you to! PUCKER UP! ^3^ -trys to kiss sebby
Sebastian Michaelis: lol sorry katie. At least you got to see me beat Grell with a bat XD
Sebastian Michaelis: U ALREADY SAID THAT! -hiding behind katie-
Sebastian Michaelis: well i'm of to watch yaoi. call in a bit if ya want grell
Grell Sutcliff: Lol, kk, I'm ganna watch that Sukisho anime for a while.
Katie: so I"m alone? DX
Grell Sutcliff: No no, I'm still chating owo
Sebastian Michaelis:
Sebastian Michaelis: that poor kid!
Sebastian Michaelis: their selling him DX
Grell Sutcliff: What kid?
Sebastian Michaelis: MOMMY PEOPLE TRAFFICERS O_O
Sebastian Michaelis: the uke on this anime
Sebastian Michaelis: he's being sold o.o
Sebastian Michaelis: awwwwwwwww -feels so bad for him-
Sebastian Michaelis: lol it's so funny i'm all "aww"ing and whineing while I'm sebby XD
Sebastian Michaelis: and I think it's his father who's selling him DX
Grell Sutcliff: LOL!
Grell Sutcliff: and AWWW DX
Sebastian Michaelis: YEAH DX
Sebastian Michaelis: you should watch this one too o-o
Grell Sutcliff: Is nanami in Sukisho a guy or girl? o-o' -having hard time telling-
Melody Yakushi: I get a full name too XP
Sebastian Michaelis: LOL kaite. awww a nice man bought him and is offering to take him to the doctor! -now in love with that man-
Grell Sutcliff: Lol
Sebastian Michaelis: and he called the people trafficer's "those bastards" :D me likey this man
Melody Yakushi: okay then, interesting-sounding anime, lol
Sebastian Michaelis: lol he's mad because the main character doesn't remember him even though they only met once and didn't even get eachother's names XD guess he fell for his bishounin looks.
Melody Yakushi: okay XD
Sebastian Michaelis: lol I don't blame him that guy is WHOA
Melody Yakushi: i see
Sebastian Michaelis: Darly do u see him?
Sebastian Michaelis: lol "overflowing with good will"
Melody Yakushi: so what're we all doing right now? :D i'm staring at pictures of Kabuto... XD what ELSE is new?
Melody Yakushi: -nosebleeds at one picture- o_o that comes so close to showing something I don't need to see at my age... o_o
Grell Sutcliff: Oh, I'm watching Sukisho.
Sebastian Michaelis: AWWW AYASE IS SOOOO ADORABLE!
Grell Sutcliff: ichikawa... Lol 3 So cute XD
Sebastian Michaelis: lol darly. what u don't like Matsuri? o.o
Grell Sutcliff: XD nya ha i like him too XD THEREALL SO CUTE X3
Grell Sutcliff: ... Okie Nagase sorda freaks meh out o-o
Sebastian Michaelis: lol Darly. and OMG THIS IS SO ADORABLEEEEEE
Grell Sutcliff: Hey, Nikki, how many eps are in sukisho?
Sebastian Michaelis: uuuh... i forgot... let me go look
Sebastian Michaelis: 13 lol. the last one is a hot spring filler XD
Sebastian Michaelis: OMG Kyoka and Kauno XD Kyoka: YOU HOMO!/:Kauno: LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, CROSS-DRESSER! XD
Grell Sutcliff: NAo remings meh of kuroyuri so much XD
Sebastian Michaelis: LOL I know right, Darly?
Sebastian Michaelis: and this is sooooo funny XD he's using a "how to train small animals" book to deal with Ayase, and one of his subordinents found it and read it and his little notes and asked his brother "hey.. do rabbits and mice drink achohol these days...?" XD
Melody Yakushi: interesting... XD
Sebastian Michaelis: it's funny XD
Melody Yakushi: sounds like it lol.
Melody Yakushi: y'know since you both have your names as actual characters from a show shouldn't I be Kabuto,not Melody? XP
Sebastian Michaelis: actually we're both from Black Butler so be Ciel Phantomhive or something XD
Melody Yakushi: lol i know nothing about anyone from Kuroshitsuji, lol
Melody Yakushi: do we have to get that specific? XD
Sebastian Michaelis: ok then I'll be someone from bleach
Renji Abarai: I sence... being glomped by darleen in the near future.
Grell Sutcliff: .
Kabuto Yakushi: There, I switched XD
Kabuto Yakushi: yay, now we're all from a different anime XP
Allen Walker: Wheee XD Sory sorry,
Renji Abarai: Darleen I thought u weren't changing? XD
Allen Walker: w'
Grell Sutcliff: I felt left out
Renji Abarai: now you went back XD
Grell Sutcliff: Grell Foreveh~
Renji Abarai: Darleen's being bipolar i guess
Grell Sutcliff: I think I'm starting to have effects of bipolerness. Especially talking to the old nikki for a long time.
Renji Abarai: i'm sorry DX
Grell Sutcliff: Lol, it's fine
Renji Abarai: XD this guy think's Ayase's a girl! XDDDD
Renji Abarai: can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out XD
Renji Abarai: OMG! HE NOTICED SOMETHING AND TOUCHED HIS CROUCH TO SEE IF HE HAD A YA KNOW XDDDDD -laughing so hard- I LOVE THIS GUY!
Renji Abarai: XD "IT'S SMALL BUT IT'S THERE!" XD
Kabuto Yakushi: um... interesting... O.o
Renji Abarai: oh get with the picture Kabuto, it's all about the yaoi now.
Kabuto Yakushi: Well, I know that, but... that was an... interesting-sounding scenario..
Renji Abarai: Indeedly it was.
Renji Abarai: You need to get into a yaoi, Kabuto Yakushi! Why do you think it takes Captain Kuchiki and me so long to do our paperwork?
Kabuto Yakushi: So getting things done in good time is a bad thing, now?
Renji Abarai: If you're having sex, yeah XD
Renji Abarai: aww poor ayase's being raped... again.. o.o
Kabuto Yakushi: Um... that's nice? O.o
Renji Abarai: -watching kabuto get raped by orochimaru- O_O
Kabuto Yakushi: O.o what? I'm getting raped..?
Renji Abarai: apprently XD
Orochimaru: -raping kabuto-
Kabuto Yakushi: When did that happen..?
Renji: umm... just now I guess...
Kabuto Yakushi: ...O_o -dies from confusion-
Renji: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Byakuya Kuchiki: -_- Why?
Renji: Oh, hi captain!
Kabuto Yakushi: -is dead-
Renji: -revives kabuto- So, Captain...
Kabuto Yakushi: -is alive again- ...I'm still so confused as to how that all happened... O.o
Byakuya Kuchiki: Hello Renji.
Renji: -waves- So Captain... -pokes him-
Renji: Ya wanna?
Byakuya Kuchiki: I want to what? ._
Renji: Ya wanna.. ya kno.. -makes PFFFFT noise-
Byakuya Kuchiki: What ever you are trying to say, I am not getting it.
Kabuto Yakushi: -covers Katie's ears- If a 13-year-old being in the room is any reason to keep you from saying anything, go ahead and say it already.
Renji: Captain! -falls over- PFFT! PFFFFFFFFT
Grell Sutcliff: o-o'''
Grell Sutcliff: I think he's having a seizer
Renji: CAPTAIN KUCHIKI DO YOU WANT TO DO IT? DX
Renji Abarai: ...where'd they go?
Renji Abarai: -crickets chirping in background- o.O
Velociraptors: -are extinct-
Renji Abarai: O_O XD WHAT THA? XD
Kabuto Yakushi: Don't ask me...
Renji Abarai: huh... I think I got coldly turned down T_T
Kabuto Yakushi: Ah, don't say that... I'm sure he just has to figure out his feelings, or something like that.
Ichigo Kurosaki: He probably fainted from shock! XD
Renji Abarai: O_O _ HE PROBABLY FAINTED FROM YOUR FACE!
Ichigo Kurosaki: IF IT WAS A FACE THAT MADE HIM FAINT, IT WAS YOURS!
Renji Abarai: OH HELL NO! He sees you, and RUNS!
Ichigo Kurosaki: JUST SHUT UP!
Renji Abarai: FINE! -sulks-
Veloceraptors: -are still extinct-
Fossilized Dino Crap: -being made into watches-
Kabuto Yakushi: ...isn't that nice..?
Renji Abarai: -sulking-
Renji Abarai: -feels rejected-
Kabuto Yakushi: Abarai-san, why not try asking him again..?
Renji Abarai: Alright. Ahem~ -clears throat- Captain Kuchiki... do you want to... do..it?
~~~~~~~~Long silence~~~~~~~~
Renji Abarai: -feels rejected once again-
Renji Abarai: hey ichgo, do ya wanna-
Ichigo Kurosaki: HELL NO
Renji Abarai: GEEZ.. fine. al'ight...
Renji Abarai: heeeeey, Kabuto-
Kabuto Yakushi: ...no.
Renji Abarai: DX
Renji Abarai: Hey, Uryuu~
Uryuu Ishida: -is not here at the moment, please leave a message after the beep-
Renji Abarai: o_o that's just cold, Ishida...
Beep:
Renji's Message: I'll do you later, a-hole... HARD
Beep: Thank you, your message has been recorded and will be used against you at the worst time :D This answering machine will self destruct in 10 seconds. Have a nice
day ^_^
Kabuto Yakushi: Some answering machine... O.o
Renji Abarai: Huh... -feels upset and rejected-
Desperate Fangirl: -pops out of nowhere- Hey Renji you wanna-
Renji Abarai: NO
Renji Abarai: I'm GAY
Renji Abarai: -wacks fangirl with fish-
Fangirl: DDDDDDX All the best men in life are either taken, gay, or both! -runs off crying-
Kabuto Yakushi: I'm not taken or gay... ...hey, I'm not good enough? D
Renji Abarai: hehehehe
Renji Abarai: BYAKUYAAAAAA -cries-
Kabuto Yakushi: Calm down, Abarai-san..
Renji Abarai: but but but but but CAPTAIN KUCHIKI!
-door slams open-
Hotaka Nakadai: Heyyyyyy guyss!
Kabuto Yakushi: ...oh... it's you...
Hotaka Nakadai: Haha yepp! What about it? *Smiling a huge grin*
Kabuto Yakushi: -prepares to be annoyed by Hotaka-
Renji Abarai: Um.. yo.
Hotaka Nakadai: You guys seem so.. so... I don't know how to describe it..
Renji Abarai: Um... who knows. I'm Renji Abarai!
Hotaka Nakadai: I'm Hotaka Nakadai! Nice to meet you! *Put out hand to shake
Renji Abarai: Nice to meet you to, man! -shakes his hand
Kabuto Yakushi: Somehow I think you guys will get along well...
Hotaka Nakadai: *Starts flexing his muscles in his muscle shirt* You like that? *Looking at kabuto*
Kabuto Yakushi: ...no...
Hotaka Nakadai: Don't you know the ladies are like, falling off of me? too bad I go the other way though, always want what they can't have! *wink wink*
Renji Abarai: -starts laughing his head off- Heey, that's pretty good man yatta
Kabuto Yakushi: ...just wondering, am I the odd one out here..?
Renji Abarai: Yes Yakushi, you totally are.
Kabuto Yakushi: ...yea. Thought so...
Hotaka Nakadai: Oh, don't worry Kabuto, we will make you feel welcome *winks again*
Kabuto Yakushi: -makes awkward face- ...I don't even know what to say to that..
Renji Abarai: I'd rather make Hotaka-San feel welcome.. -ER! I SAID NOTHING! /
Kabuto Yakushi: Feel free to. -mutters: it'll get his focus off of me...
Hotaka Nakadai: You don't have to say anything, Kabuto. Just sit back, and enjoy whats about to happen *starts walking closer to Kabuto* Come Renji, lets show him what he's missing out on eh?
Kabuto Yakushi: Please don't... -_-"
Renji Abarai: Sure thing!
Voice from Above: Embraceeeeeeeeeeee the awkwardness!
Kabuto Yakushi: -throws kunai at the voice from above-
Voice from Above: OW, my -ing eye!
Hotaka Nakadai: Okay! *Holds renji's hand and approaches Kabuto*
Kabuto Yakushi: -pulls out another kunai defensively- I didn't show up here to fight so if you'll back off...
Hotaka Nakadai: *Flashes everyone in the room* What? Who did that? *wink wink*
Renji Abarai: -bursts out laughing-
Kabuto Yakushi: -WTH face-
-and then the person writing Hotaka had to go so he vanishes into thin air-
(yay for OOC time XD)
Kabuto Yakushi: (Heyyyyyyy you're back, Darleen :D )
Kabuto Yakushi: (Hotaka, rain's charcter, was trying to make Kabuto gay XD)
Grell Sutcliff: Lol, why? Kabuto should go with naruto or orochi, lolz
Kabuto Yakushi: (-coughcough- or Melody -coughcough-)
Grell Sutcliff: Lol, yeah, or melody
Renji Abarai: anyways darly be byakuya before renji has a hernia lol
Grell Sutcliff: mmm... byakuya is to serious. but, i nthink katiw wont really like it .
Renji Abarai: she encourged renji earlier XD
(lol OOC time is over)
Kabuto Yakushi: Yes, yes i did.
Kabuto Yakushi: Do it before Renji explodes XP
Renji Abarai: -countdown to explosion starts-
Renji Abarai: 10
Kabuto Yakushi: I reccomend you start now.
Renji Abarai: 9
Renji Abarai: 8
Renji Abarai: 7
Kabuto Yakushi: Do you want this entire chatbox to blow up? XP
Grell Sutcliff: maybe ._.
Renji Abarai: 6
Grell Sutcliff: Sorry
Renji Abarai: 5
Renji Abarai: 4
Kabuto Yakushi: Hurry...
Renji Abarai: 3
Kabuto Yakushi: We're all gonna die in a few seconds..
Renji Abarai: 2 and a half
Grell Sutcliff: i gtg in probably a few minutes any ways
Kabuto Yakushi: ...he's not gonna hit on me when you leave is he..?
Renji Abarai: 2
Renji Abarai: 1
Renji Abarai: --
Everyone but Renji: -dead-
Everyone but Renji: -not really-
Kabuto Yakushi: -still alive XP-
Renji Abarai: -dead-
Kabuto Yakushi: -finds random RenjiXByakuya doujinshi and throws it at renji to see if it'll revive him-
Kabuto Yakushi: -waves it in front of his face-
Kabuto Yakushi: -hits him in the face with the book to see if THAT'll work-
Renji Abarai: -dead-
Kabuto Yakushi: -sigh- Well... he's gone -shrugs and drops book-
Renji Abarai: -wacks kabuto- DON'T FREAKING HIT ME, I'M WOUNDED!
Kabuto Yakushi: Well, at least you're conscious again XP
Renji Abarai: -hugs kabuto-
Kabuto Yakushi: ... O.o"
Renji Abarai: -hugging kabuto-
Kabuto Yakushi: ...um... could you... stop hugging me..?
Renji Abarai: -cries, somewhat drunk-
Renji Abarai: (the earlier explosion was from a sake bomb XD)
Kabuto Yakushi: ...-pats his head- ...yeah... don't cry... please get off of me...
Renji Abarai: -sobs-
Kabuto Yakushi: -tries to gently push Renji off of him...-
Grell Sutcliff: back
Kabuto Yakushi: Good, now tell Renji you'll do him before I get raped...
Renji Abarai: (XDDDD lol katie that was sooooo blunt)
Grell Sutcliff: -thumbs up- I like to see him rape kabuto -is slapped-
Kabuto Yakushi: Oh, thanks for being supportive -_-
Renji Abarai: Captain... -cries-
Renji Abarai: -crying for byakuya-
Byakuya Kuchiki: Renji -.-' what are you crying for. I was just finishing the paper work you niglected
Renji Abarai: OH! Captain!
Kabuto Yakushi: -sigh of relief- I'm saaaaaaved
Grell Sutcliff: OOOOOOOOh? ewe what was tat kabuto?
Kabuto Yakushi: Nothing, nothing...
Renji Abarai: I need to ask that question I had earlier...
Byakuya Kuchiki: What is it?
Renji Abarai: OK So, Captain Kuchiki...
Renji Abarai: Do ya wanna.. do...it?
Byakuya Kuchiki: Eh..? This... came up all of a sudden...
Byakuya Kuchiki: Are you that despret?
Renji Abarai: -nods head REALLY fast-
Byakuya: -vanishes into thin air as the writer had to leave-
Renji Abarai: ok that's it
Renji Abarai: -kisses kabuto-
Kabuto Yakushi: -WTH face again-
Renji Abarai: -kissing kabuto-
Kabuto Yakushi: -shoves him away- Sorry, but I really don't go that way...
Renji Abarai: -dies-
Kabuto Yakushi: ...-pokes Renji- is it dead? o-o
...you get major brownie points if you actually read to the end! 8D