Spike Spiegel had a problem. It was a small problem and it's named ed. Ed is a female girl. Ed was possibly the very most irritant child, ever! Spike was upset at ed because she stole his package of his favourite cigrettes. What's a boy with green hair to do?
Spike was also real tired from running around their spaceship trying to catch ed with the cigrettes. Uh-oh, spike had a lil' accident and ran into something warm and soft. Whats that? OH ITS FAYE!!!!! Faye valentine is spikes pal, and she doesn't wear much clothing, mostly just a yellow sweater thing and red short booty pants. Spike realized that very moment in time that he was totally in love with faye! So then he wanted to express his love for her so he kissed her. Faye was super excited because she was in love with spike too and then she wanted to kiss him anyways but it was too late because he kissed her first so she was happy because she didn't have to make the first move but also she was kind of uncomfortable because he was slightly cruching her with the weight of his very extremely ripped body! Then they made sweet, passionate love and got married and lived happily everafter in their nice lil' spaceship!