((Authoressessesses'..?
Note: YAAAAY! We are beating Kingdom Hearts 2 and we just saw this
part where Sora comes back from fighting Xemnas in the skyscraper
place and he's on the ground and so me and my friend Sarah got this
dumb idea about stuff and stuff yeah. So now we are making a parody
about junk and stuff and crap and stuff and junk and crap and stuff.
So let's play! Each chapter will be a little part of the game that we
made fun of.))
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts 2. Some guy
named Tetsuya Nomura (I think that's his name I'm close right?) owns
it and Walt owns Disney.
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Sora stood in the
raining streets of the Dark City. Xemnas, the leader of Org. XIII had
just escaped once again.
"Sora, where are you?" Kairi's
voice yelled. It sounded distant and far away.
Meanwhile
"Sora,
where are you?" shouted Goofy, repeating what Kairi said.
"Sora! Answer me!" Riku yelled worriedly. If Sora
didn't return, then when they all got back to the islands (minus
Sora) Riku would be forced to date KAIRI in place of him! I get to go
out with Kairi! I get to go out with Kairi! Oh wait, I should be sad
I get to go out with Kairi! Riku thought absent mindedly.
Suddenly a black orb appeared behind the group of heroes, and
there was a loud bump sound thing. They snapped their heads in the
direction from which it came and saw Sora's body lying limply on the
metal floor of the Altar of Naught.
"SORA!" Kairi
screamed, rushing to his side. The others followed, gaping stupidly.
Riku pulled a stick off the stick pile and poked Sora VERY gently and
repeatedly (about 7 times) until he decided that Sora WAS DEAD.
Riku
solemnly (merrily) took off his hat and placed it over his chest
sadly (excitedly) and sniffed (laughed).
"Kairi? You know
Sora?" he asked quietly to the redhead, as if speaking to a six
year-old.
"DUH! He's only been my best friend for YEARS!"
she snapped hysterically. Riku sighed. How could he put this as not
to upset her?
"HE'S DEAD!" Riku yelled, his face turning
red with panic (happiness). Kairi screamed piercingly. "HE'S
DEAD! GONE! YOU'LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN! EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS
DYING!" Riku screamed frenziedly.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Kairi screeched.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Riku
shrieked.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"AAAAAAAA-cough-AAAAAAH-cough
cough-!" Riku coughed/screamed.
"QUAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
Donald quacked/screamed. After they were all finished freaking out
about the Keyblade Master's tragic death, they noticed someone
sitting in front of them pointing and laughing like an idiot. Sora.
"What the hell are you guys freaking out about?" Sora
laughed, holding his stomach.
"YOU'RE DEAD!" Goofy
sobbed, spit flying into Sora's face. "WE'LL HAVE TO BURY YOU
NOW! AND-AND THE UNIVERSE IS DOOMED! AND KAIRI WILL GO EMO! AND RIKU
WILL THROW A PARTY! AND WE'LL ALL DIE!" The dog thing sobbed on
Mickey's shoulder. The Mouse man shoved him off and gave Sora the
finger, and stomped away, muttering about how none of these damn kids
take their job seriously.
Kairi leapt into Sora's arms and sobbed
into his shoulder, while Riku had a temper tantrum and accidentally
broke his Way to the Dawn in half while doing so. Donald smacked his
forehead. Goofy continued sobbing about how Sora was gone forever.
"I-I c-can't believe he's g-gone!" Goofy shouted. "GOD!
TAKE ME INSTEAD!" he pleaded, clutching his chest and holding
his hand up dramatically. Kairi, Riku, and Donald (Mickey wasn't
their since he'd taken a coffee break) stared at Goofy with the
'he's-got-to-notice-it-sometime' look.
30 minutes
later
Everyone watched annoyed as Goofy continued wiping away
the tears that just would NOT stop coming.
"You know, I
thought he just looked stupid 'cause he's often right most of the
time but like he's just" Sora whispered as he stared in awe,
shaking his head slowly. Kairi had pulled out a sleeping bag and had
already went to bed, as Riku tried to make pictures out of the
swirling red and blue clouds above him. Donald let out many annoyed
sighs, and switched positions every five seconds.
Finally,
something happened to relieve the four of their irritation in having
to wait for Goofy to shut up. Riku got mad.
"GOOFY!"
Riku boomed, jumping to his feet. Goofy turned to him with huge
watery eyes. "SORA IS NOT DEAD! HE'S RIGHT THERE!" Riku
yelled, pointing to Sora with his keyblade. Goofy stared blankly for
a moment, trying furiously to process the information he had just
received.
102 years later
Sitting on a near
collapsing tower in the middle of some weird place sat 4 skeletons
and an old hunched over dog with a white beard. One skeleton was
lying on his back and staring at the sky. Another was curled up in a
sleeping bag. One had lodged a large wing-shaped sword into his
skull. The last was more duck shaped. Finally realization dawned on
Goofy's face.
"OH!" he said rather suddenly. "YAY
SORA'S ALIVE!" He stood up and started dancing. "Ow! My
hip!" he choked out, collapsing to the floor and violently
snapping in two.
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((Done! Review like crazy people okay?
And now for today's random lame insult we made up! "You're
the little mermaid only worse! XP!" LOL! We're stupid so we find
it funny! Okay. REVIEW!))
.:Whenever
you don't review, Sora bites off a finger:.
:.Please. Think of
Sora.: