It's a normal day for Kirby. He's jumping around being his adorable self. Then suddenly his day shifted drastically when Link appeared, not like out of thin air, although you might say that, but more like Link fell out of the sky. It even seemed like he really hurt was laying there unconscious. Naturally the first thing Kirby did was eat him, just to see how he would taste and to try to wake him up, but that's besides the point really. Then he spit him out in disgust.
"Do you ever bathe Link?" Kirby said in disgust.