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Sensei Wu: Okay students lets talk about a failure that happen in your life.
Lloyd: It all started when I was born.
Sensei Wu: Let's talk about success students.
Neuro: You know, I can read minds.
Jay: Really?
Neuro: I'll show you *reads Jay's mind*
Jay: (AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!)
Neuro: OMG!
Jay: Yeah, I got a lot going on. (AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!)
Kai: Welcome to dating advice with Kai. Jay, what's you question?
Jay: How can you tell if a girl likes you?
Kai: She doesn't!
Nya: *looks at Cole and Zane*
Cole: You know I love you, right.
Zane: I love you too.
Nya: All the hot guys are either taken or gay.
Jay: I AM RIGHT HERE!
Morro: And then I slit her throat. HA HA HA!
Kai: Oh damn!
Jay: What the hell!?
Zane: Ha ha ha...
Lloyd: *calls 911*
Nya: Can't believe they think they're the cuter couple.
Lloyd: We'll show them.
Jay: We're totally cuter.
Kai: Oh yeah.
Lloyd and Kai: Do you think your cuter then us?
Jay and Nya: Yup.
Lloyd and Kai: NO WAY!
Jay and Nya: We're cuter!
Cole: Change your shirt.
Kai: Bro. First of all I look good in this shirt. Second of all I look good in this shirt. And third of all I look good in this shirt. So tell me good I don't-
Kai: Selfie.*takes a selfie and sees the Overlord behind him with a sword* AH! YOU RUINED MY SELFIE! *grabs the Overlord's sword and kills him* YOU STUPID ANMIMAL!
Lloyd: I love watching the waves.
Morro: I'm in love with you Lloyd.
Lloyd: AAHHH! *runs away but Morro tackles him*
Jay: Okay, I'll met you there in a sec. Oh, hey babe.
Nya and Cole: Yeah?
Jay: ... Nevermind.
Cole: Sure thing.
Skylor: This is fun.
Kai: You know we can have more fun upstairs in my bed.
Ten minutes later they're playing Super Mario
Skylor: Your so right.
Kai: Yup
Jay: Cole you'll be alri-
Cole: Touch me again and I'll kill you and your fucking family.
Jay: Alright.
Kai: What the hell happen to my car?! Like a good neighbor State Farm is there. *Cole appears* Hey State Farm guy help me out.
Cole: Damn! You better call Allstate.
Jay: TAKE ME INTO YOU FUCKING ARMS!
Nya: ...
Jay: Look, Survivors.
Nya: *looks at Cole* He's kinda cute.
Jay: ... *shoots Cole with a gun* Whoops!
Cole: Kai, you didn't pay the fucking power bill!
Lloyd: *plays the guitar* When your lights don't work like they used to before.
Cole: Lloyd, shut the fuck up!