Disclaimer: I do not own Evangelion.
"The city of Tokyo-3 is a normal city, people living and work. Children play and going to scho…" before the narrator could finish his sentence a giant purple foot crushes him. A man with long silver white hair wearing a black cloak walks up and looks at what remains of the narrator. "Well that has to suck." The man pulls out his cell phone. "Hey, I need a clean up crew. The moron narrator just crushed by EVA-01."He goes silent for a moment what ever the man on the other end of the phone said made the man smile evilly. "Understood. Do I have to fallow protocol? I don't, this is so sweet. Laterz." The man pulls out a can a gas and pure it on the remain. He then pulls out a pack of cigarettes, lights one and throws the match on the mans body which burst into flame. "Well now that that's is done, Hi my name is Zero Raid, I shall be your host. This is The WTF Zone, a bunch of random stories from the mind of a man that has lost his mind at work. In my personal opinion he needs to get life or a girlfriend, either one will work. Anyways on with the story." The scene fades into black…"CRAP! MY CLOAK IS ON FIRE!"
The WTF Zone
By Zero The Dark Knight
Case 1: Pen-Pen
It was a normal day at the Katsuragi/Sohryu/Ikari Residence. Shinji was cooking lunch, Asuka was bitching at Shinji, and Misato was pretty much drunk. Unknowen to them evil lucked in the shadows. "Mien Gott Third Child what is taking you so long with my food." Asuka yelled. "Calm down Asuka, its almost done." Shinji Replied calmly. He turned to finish the food when Pen-Pen out of no where jumped on Shinji's head. Asuka bust out in laughter and walks away. After Shinji was able to get the flightless bird off his head he give it some food and finished up the meal for himself and his roommate, but what shinji didnt realize it could be the last meal of his life.
After thier lunch the three sat down to watch some tv, when all of a sudden four men broke down the front door guns pointing at the two children and their gaurdian. "Stay still and we wont kill you." one of the men yell. well needless to say the three were scared shitless. Right as one of the men were walking towards Shinji he droped dead, blood pouring from the knife stuck in the back of his head. The other three men were in to much shock to react when a blur of black and white whized by them killing them instantly. The blur stop to reveal Pen-Pen holding a small dagger. The three ocuppents of the appartment fainted at this sight. "wark" was Pen-Pen respones as he walked awa think only one thought about his care takers 'wimps'.
Wow! ummmm ok. i think im just going to walk this way now and act like i didnt just see that. ummmm R&R laterz