Everything Sucks
Author's Note: Due to a lack of updated fanfics in the 6teen section, I have decided to make up for their shortcomings. Same old, I don't own 6teen.
Chapter 1: More Than Bargained For
"How can you be so stupid?" Jen said, throwing Jude's lemon slushie at Wyatt.
"No, lemon!" Jude cried in terror, as it barely missed Wyatt.
It wasn't the first time Jude lost his slushie to a fight. It was the fourth time this week, and he was getting tired of it. Everyone was so aggressive all of a sudden instead of their normal selves. Even Nikki and Jonesy's fighting was getting out of hand.
"It's not my fault someone can't properly stack football equipment already in boxes" Wyatt shouted at Jen.
"Take it back coffee hippie or I'm gonna…" Jen began.
That was, until Ron the security guard stepped in.
"You kids, stop it with this intolerable use of violent behavior, because I'd hate to get violent" he said, wielding his baton. Everyone fell dead silent at this point, until Jen spoke up.
"I'm outta here" she said, walking off, Wyatt following suit in the opposite direction. The only ones left were Jude and Caitlin.
Jude looked at Caitlin with concern.
"Dudette, this is going to break up our group!" he said.
"I know Jude" she said, putting her head on the table," I just don't know how to stop it".
"Everyone keeps freaking out over stupid things, like how Wyatt was sitting where Jen usually sits, and stuff like that" Jude said, wanting his slushie back.
"Maybe they just need to hook up with someone, or find someone to vent their problems to" Caitlin said, getting up from her chair.
Jude knew that all too well, only problem was, he wanted to hook up with only one person; Jen. But the way she was acting right now, he didn't know if it'd be the right time.
"You're probably right" he said, looking up at the ceiling as Caitlin left. She said her goodbyes and went on her way.
Jude looked back at the Big Squeeze.
"Man" He thought, "I wish someone could help the group get back together".
Meanwhile, outside of the mall, a guy named Milo got out of his rusted out old van, which he so rightfully named "The Rusty Pile Of ", having the rest of the name cut off by a patch of rust.
He looked at his letter he got from his boss.
"What kind of a fast-food joint is "The Weinerschnitzel"? he thought, scratching his head while walking towards the mall, "people are going to be making dick jokes about me all the time".
He walked inside the building, and took a look around.
"Damn" he said, "this mall's bigger than my hometown, and I know nobody here"
As he continued, he saw a blonde haired skater by what looked like a giant lemon. Since he had no sense of direction inside, he decided asking for directions would be the best idea.
"Excuse me" he said, grabbing Jude's attention, "do you know where the "Weinerschnitzel" is?"
Jude looked at him with a look of surprise.
"You're the dude working at the Weinerschnitzel? The new German sausage fast food place? Dude, no offence, but people are going to be making dick jokes about you" Jude said laughing.
"I know" Milo said, looking for it. He found it far too easily.
It appeared to be a giant inflated condom in between a bun, covered with mustard and ketchup.
"My god" Milo said, looking on in horror at his workplace.
"By the way dude, I'm Jude" Jude said, sticking his hand out.
"Milo Wilmott" he replied, shaking his hand.
Milo walked over and had a closer look at it.
"This sucks, I get a workplace that is only suitable for kids eighteen and older and I know nobody here" Milo said, going into the booth.
"You know me" Jude said.
"Touché" Milo said, digging through boxes inside. To his horror, he found the workplace uniform.
He held up what appeared to be a giant rubber glove with a hole for the face. Jude looked at it like he was solving a math problem. Milo looked it over closely.
"Screw this, I'll just wear a nametag" he said, throwing the costume back in the box. He then pulled out the benefits sheet.
"Look at this" he said, unrolling it onto the table, "I get 9.95/hour, and car insurance. Why the hell do I need car insurance, I own a rusty piece of broken down sh-"
Before Milo could finish, Nikki interrupted and walked over.
"Hey Jude. Who's this loser?" she said, looking at Milo.
"He's cool Nikki relax" Jude said, Milo not feeling very comfortable at the fact that someone just called him a loser. He had big square glasses, but that didn't matter.
"It's not my fault those crazy Germans make phallic shaped restaurants" he said in a defensive tone.
Nikki laughed at his response.
"He is funny though, so I guess he's cool" she said, taking a seat. She sighed.
"Anything wrong?" Jude said.
"Nothing really" Nikki began, "it's just those damn clones at the Khaki Barn always harassing me. Now it's starting to get to me".
"Damn" Jude said, "I wish there was something we could do to get back at them for you".
"I've tried" Nikki replied, "But nothings worked so far. I might as well just bear through it. It can't get that bad".
Milo looked at his watch. His "familiarization time" was up, and he was eager to leave.
"I'm outta here, anyone want a ride?" he said.
"Sure" Jude said, "Nikki, you in?"
"I dunno, I might just wait for my parents to pick me up" she said. Then the clones walked by.
"Hey Nikki, nice hair. Too bad you got ink all over it, and got it caught in a blender!"
She looked at Milo.
"Okay, I change my mind. Let's go" she said.
As they made it to Milo's van, they saw a car that Nikki recognized.
"That's their car!" Nikki said, "We should go graffiti it!"
Just then, Milo had a genius idea.
"Why graffiti it" Milo said, starting up his van, "When we can total it?"
Jude and Nikki didn't quite understand him, until he backed up the van into the front of the convertible, smashing the front window. He kept pushing the car, until it broke through a railing, and rolled down a small hill into a ditch. He drove back to Jude and Nikki, urging them to get inside. They were shocked at what he just did.
"Dude, their car is toast!" Jude said, high-fiving Milo.
"I'm impressed, that was good work, erm-" she said, stumbling because she didn't know his name.
"It's Milo, Milo Wilmott" he said, driving towards the front door, where the clones were coming out.
He stopped in front of them.
"What do you want nerd?" one of them asked.
"Nothing much" he began, "Except the fact that some dude in a blue pickup just totaled your car and pushed it down the hill".
At this point, they started freaking out, and ran to the broken railing screaming.
"Just thought you might like to know that!" Milo yelled out the window, and drove away.
"Jesus Milo, how are you going to explain this to your parents?" Nikki said, looking at the back of the van.
"What my parents don't know can't hurt them" he said, holding up the Weinerschnitzel's benefits sheet. "Thank goodness I get car insurance".
"Very sneaky dude" Jude said as Milo took them home.