[Disclaimer] I don't own "Nintendo" or anything else that is seen in this stupid story! However, I DO own this sickeningly horrid plot and the vomit that you will most likely spew out while reading this ;D

[Author's Note] Just to set a few things straight here! While I, of course, do love writing "Hetero" stuff, which by the way is all featured on my very first account, and I also like to write "Yuri" stuff, which is all mostly here on this account of mine... I really cannot stand base-form "Yaoi". It really depends for me, basically. "Furry Yaoi" content? Sure, I like that. "Trap/Girly Boy Yaoi" content? Yeah, I like that, too. "Straight up Macho/Manly Man Yaoi" content? Uh... HELL NO! That's just how it is for me. Heck, even if it's, like, ripped male furry characters doing sh**, I still don't like it! It has to be a very certain way for me, I guess.

More human characters, such as Young Link and Lucas, are both featured on the last two chapters of this story, as well. I just figured that I'd let you know that, so whatever. This is a story that's supposed to make you feel "eh" and not good in the first place... I suppose? Why, you ask? Well, I really don't know... I guess I'm just kind of a sick person, in ways. Oh, and sorry about any typos and other writing errors. You know that I hate that crap! Or maybe you don't. I don't care. Women with super big foreheads will most likely have gas around you, by the way... Don't trust them nasty hoes, my ninjas.

(Chapter One - A Boy's Beastly Secret)

It was almost ten o'clock at night right now, and Toon Link finally arrived at Yoshi's bedroom door. The young sailor stopped and stood right in front of the door, now carefully looking around his surroundings to make sure that nobody saw him here at the moment. Realizing that the coast was indeed clear, the green eyed warrior then quickly grabbed hold of the door knob and opened up the door. Upon doing this, Toon Link hurriedly walked inside of the room, and then quietly closed the door behind himself; he also locked the door, too. What he saw made him smile happily and sigh with relief. The elf boy saw Yoshi, Mewtwo, and also Lucario all just standing in the middle of the slightly large room, each of the creatures anatomically correct and looking as though they were desperately ready to mate.

"Hello, everyone!" greeted the young blonde, now walking over to them all. "Hey, where is Charizard? Don't tell me that he couldn't make it."

Folding his arms, Mewtwo then simply replied back to Toon Link, "He'll be here. That idiot always arrives late."

"Glad you made it, Toon! We didn't want to start without you, you know," cheerfully spoke Yoshi, the green dinosaur looking as happy as ever.

The young warrior then soon started to undress himself. After about two minutes passing along by, Toon Link was now fully naked. Looking at everyone's deliciously nude forms and very erect members instantly made the big eyed sailor harden himself. These group activities have been going on for the past few months now, and nobody had the slightest clue about it all, either. If someone did know about this, then no telling what might have happened to them all.

Laughing deeply, Lucario soon voiced out somewhat playfully, "Someone sure is excited all of the sudden."

Toon Link just smiled at the blue Pokémon. "I've BEEN excited, Lucario, and I blame all of you guys for that!" responded back the young boy with a smirk. "Watching your big, blue butt jiggle all around when you were fighting earlier today was killing me. It's SO hard to contain myself around you guys these days."

After hearing that, Lucario then turned himself around, the deep voiced Pokémon now showing off his very round, big, and really soft bottom. Not being able to help himself, Mewtwo then immediately gave Lucario's butt a firm slap, which easily made the blue furred Pokémon's rear jiggle in the process. The aura wielding Pokémon let out a very deep sounding growling noise immediately after receiving the rough feeling spank from the legendary Pokémon himself.

"Mm, yeah," mumbled out Mewtwo, and seconds later aggressively smacking his blue friend's perfectly round shaped butt once again, but even harder this time around. "Show us that big ass of yours, Lucario."

Yoshi and Toon Link just couldn't help but to stare at Lucario's bottom now. "Seriously, how can anyone NOT want to touch you guys? Every time any one of you guys walk passed somebody, I can almost guarantee that they really want to grab your butt or something," said Toon Link with a smile.

"I doubt it, but that's kind of funny to think about," replied Yoshi, still looking happy as always.

Taking the dinosaur by surprise, Yoshi then felt the young warrior's hand softly beginning to massage his balls; Yoshi couldn't help but to close his eyes and groan with pleasure. "I'm sure you're pretty full now, Yoshi. I think it's time for us all to get some sweet release finally. We can start without Charizard for now, I suppose. I'm sure that he won't mind too much," explained Toon Link, the boy now feeling quite horny.

Mewtwo then turned around and got down on his knees, the legendary Pokémon afterwards beginning to shake his large ass toward Toon Link and Yoshi's direction. "I'm glad to hear that from you, human. Now, one of you get to it. I've been waiting all day for this!"

"He's all yours, Yoshi. I'm going for Lucario's furry ass right now," spoke the blonde sailor as he took his hand away from the green dinosaur's genitals.

Opening back up his blue eyes again, Yoshi then started to make his way over to Mewtwo. While the happy dinosaur was walking away from him, however, Toon Link quickly gave Yoshi's plump ass a very hard smack, which simply only made the green dinosaur giggle loudly about it. Now standing directly behind Mewtwo now, Yoshi then tightly gripped onto the Pokémon's wide hips, positioned his phallus near its destination, gently shoved inside of Mewtwo's anus, and then started to aggressively hump the creature with reckless abandon. The lewd sounds of their flesh smashing against one another over and over again, and not to mention their intensely loud sounding moaning as well, all of it just easily made Toon Link smile giddily and feel even hornier now.

Really wanting some sexual release himself, the warrior boy now started to walk over toward Lucario. Now standing behind the blue Pokémon, Toon Link then roughly slapped Lucario's right ass cheek. "On your knees, Lucario," breathed out the young boy with lust, his eyes widening when Lucario hurriedly did what he was told to do. Toon Link then gripped the blue furred Pokémon's big bottom tightly, spread his butt cheeks apart, and then strongly plunged his rock hard member deep inside of Lucario's butthole. Wasting no time whatsoever, Toon Link then instantly began to fuck Lucario's round ass with gusto, both of the two sounding off with pretty loud moans themselves now.

After a long time of this going on, and also feeling like he was about to ejaculate at any moment now, Toon Link then began to say with a struggle, "Oh, m-man...! You have t-the nicest ass ever, you know that?" The warrior spanked Lucario's butt roughly after he voiced that out, the young boy now pounding against the Pokémon's big bottom as hard as he possibly could.

Lucario tried to say something back to him, but because of how much sexual pleasure that he was feeling right now thanks to Toon Link in the first place, talking was something that Lucario really felt like he couldn't do at the moment. The gruff sounds of the blue Pokémon's deep voice in heat was driving the young swordsman crazy. Soon enough, Toon Link tilted his head upward, closed his green eyes tightly, and then gave the big bottom, blue furred Pokémon five abnormally strong thrusts before releasing his seed inside of him; Lucario reached his own orgasm merely seconds after Toon Link did, and it created quite the mess on the floor that was below him.

The blonde haired boy basked in the euphoric feeling afterglow of his orgasm for a bit before titling his head back down, the boy opening up his green, cat eyes as he looked back down at the red eyed Pokémon in front of himself. Both Toon Link and Lucario were breathing really heavily at the moment, both of their bodies also still somewhat shaking with pleasure simply because of their recent and very strong feeling orgasms. After about a minute passed on by, Toon Link suddenly surprised Lucario by randomly thrusting his hips forward. The aura wielding Pokémon instantly groaned out deeply after feeling the young boy strongly push up against his butt like that, afterwards turning his head around to look in back of himself.

"You feel... so good," spoke Lucario with a very low sounding voice, said voice sounding so damn deep and sexy to the green eyed swordsman.

"Likewise, Mr. Big Booty," responded back Toon Link while smiling. The boy then started to shake around Lucario's big, furry butt cheeks with both of his hands before saying to him, "I feel like I could fuck your thick ass forever and never even slightly tire from it...!"

Toon Link was never one to swear and use such vulgar sounding language, but whenever the boy felt extremely aroused like this, his way of talking merely seemed to always drastically change. Seconds later, the pirate boy then slowly pulled his semi-erect dick from out of Lucario's tight feeling anal cavity. After doing that, Toon Link then used his right hand to deliver another aggressive smack against Lucario's right plump buttock. The red eyed Pokémon growled pleasurably and whispered out a curse word in response to the boy's rough and very playful actions, Lucario also shaking around his really round bottom a little bit, as well.

Standing up now, the blonde swordsman started to slowly walk over to Yoshi and Mewtwo. Yoshi was still steadily crashing his hips up against Mewtwo's wobbling rear-end as he penetrated him roughly, the two creatures still making loud animalistic noises of pure sexual enjoyment. The purple eyed Pokémon who was currently resting on his arms soon began to smile a little as he felt his upcoming orgasm approaching even closer now; Yoshi was also near reaching his peak of pleasure, as well.

"I feel like... I can fuck you ALL forever and never even slightly tire from it! However, watching you guys fucking each other like this is also super awesome to watch, too!" then expressed the young, blonde pirate as he stroked his own penis with his left hand, the warrior now standing right next to the two horny creatures as they continued to make love.

It's a long story as to how all of this came to be exactly, but when it happened, none of them dared to let the other people of the Smash Mansion know about it. This perverse, sexual secret was only between Toon Link, Yoshi, Lucario, Mewtwo, and Charizard. Greninja was also in on it, too, but he rarely ever gets to participate in their orgy festivities due to always being busy with certain other things that he was never exactly all that clear about. The blonde boy watched carefully as Mewtwo's big butt jiggled constantly because of Yoshi humping him so crazily, and the sexy sight of this only made the young warrior jerk himself off even harder by the second. Toon Link also steadily eyed Yoshi's own soft and plump booty shake around continuously as the happy dinosaur continued to straight up fuck Mewtwo's round ass very hardly. About half a minute later, Toon Link then took his hand from off of his phallus, afterwards grabbing Yoshi's face and making the dinosaur creature face his direction.

"Fuck his big butt, Yoshi," deeply breathed out the swordsman before pecking Yoshi on his mouth and also giving Mewtwo's right jiggling buttock a very powerful feeling spank. "Pound his fat, jiggling ass hard like you really mean it," he then loudly whispered to him, the green eyed boy now starting to passionately kiss the green dinosaur right after softly voicing that to him.

It was always kind of hard trying to kiss Yoshi due to his nose being so big, but with just a little head adjusting and whatnot, in the end it proved not to be too darn difficult as it may at first seem to be; it was actually sort of fun feeling to Toon Link, in all honesty. Yoshi immediately kissed the boy back, the green dino's tongue quickly making their long series of deep kisses extremely sloppy and messy. Thick globs of spit poured out of their mouths and dripped down their chin as they continued to wildly make out with each other, and feeling this riled up inside now only made Yoshi start to rut Mewtwo's thick ass with such newly found energy and passionate aggression.

The super loud and wet sounding noises of Yoshi's hips strongly smashing up against Mewtwo's large, jiggling ass continued to beautifully echo all throughout the room, and these shamefully sexy sounds seriously excited everyone here to no end. Yoshi's heavy balls swung back and forth constantly as he tried his very best to bring both himself and his broad hipped friend to their upcoming orgasms, the green dinosaur's large testicals crudely slapping against the bottom of Mewtwo's big butt. One of the many things that Toon Link really loved about doing these things with his friends is that they ALL seemed to always kiss very sloppily.

Yoshi, Mewtwo, Charizard, Lucario, all of them always kissed so damn nastily all of the time, but they apparently couldn't help themselves from doing that, not that Toon Link was complaining about it at all. Why would he? The young warrior enjoyed it way too much to ever even think about complaining about it. Soon as Yoshi began to feel Mewtwo's long tail starting to rub up and down in-between his plump, round, green butt cheeks, that was when the dinosaur grunted very loudly in heat inside of Toon Link's mouth before strongly ejaculating inside of the legendary Pokémon's anus. Not too long after that, Mewtwo then reached his limit himself, a small puddle of a sperm-like substance now forming from underneath of himself.

Now trying to catch his breath, Yoshi desperately humped Mewtwo a few more times before coming to a complete stop, the dinosaur humming and smiling as he simply relished in the soothing feeling afterglow of his powerful orgasm. Moments later, Mewtwo soon lifted himself back up on his knees, the purple eyed Pokémon now turning his head far enough in back of himself to see Yoshi and Toon Link still hungrily kissing one another. Not feeling patient whatsoever, Mewtwo quickly pulled Yoshi away from the young boy's hungry lips by using his strong and mystical energy, afterwards kissing the green dinosaur on his wet mouth just as strongly as Toon Link was doing to him merely seconds ago.

"Hey, I wasn't done just yet!" playfully laughed out the blonde boy as he then slapped Mewtwo really hard on his thick ass, afterwards hearing Yoshi giggle cutely and Mewtwo groan quite strangely as the two simply continued to passionately kiss one another.

Toon Link's green eyes then soon wondered back down toward Yoshi's very bubbly looking butt, and seeing the naughty sight of Mewtwo's huge tail still "hot-dogging" the happy dinosaur's butt crack like this almost made the young pirate boy straight up ejaculate again right then and there. Feeling much more perverted now, and also knowing that he could just simply do it anyway without facing any sort of negative consequence, Toon Link then slowly reached out his hand before firmly grasping the left thick ass cheek of Yoshi's really soft feeling rear-end. The sailor boy sighed with content as he steadily continued to perversely grope Yoshi's very plump bottom with his hand, and doing this while hearing the super wet and noisy sounds of Mewtwo and Yoshi still kissing each other so darn deeply the way that they were, honestly made Toon Link's rather large phallus harden so very much that it literally felt like it hurt the boy, but thankfully in a really pleasurable-like way.

"Such a lovely looking ass...! You're so jiggly, Yoshi," sternly spoke the blonde haired warrior, the boy later swatting the left buttock of the green dinosaur's round bottom three times as he sharply curved his right hand in an upwards fashion. The flesh of Yoshi's butt cheek jiggled so very much from Toon Link's three aggressive feeling spanks. The warrior boy then strongly squeezed Yoshi's left ass cheek again before giving it another very hard spank and letting go of his really soft feeling buttock altogether.

After a while of just touching himself as he stood there watching the two horny creatures continue to aggressively make out with one another, Toon Link soon felt something that drove him even further over the edge of sheer astounding feeling pleasure. The blonde boy felt the wet and warm muzzle of Lucario suddenly bury itself snuggly in-between the crack of his ass, the blue Pokémon's slimy feeling tongue now wildly lapping against Toon Link's twitching and tight pucker. The young sailor couldn't help but to close his green eyes tightly and moan very loudly soon as he felt Lucario starting to do this to him.

The aura Pokémon was rimming and licking the cat eyed boy's anus so very enthusiastically, and Toon Link knew without a doubt that he loved this sensation almost too much, that is if he had to be completely honest with himself. Soon enough, Toon Link then reached his arm behind of himself and gently placed his hand on top of Lucario's head, the warrior boy steadily petting the Pokémon's head as the aura wielding creature continued to lustfully growl while eating out the young blonde's butthole with such a strong sexual craving.

As this all continued on for about four minutes straight, that was when they all heard seven very loud knocks at Yoshi's bedroom door. They all knew that not many people were really here inside of the mansion right now, and judging by the way this person was knocking on the door, it seemed pretty obvious to them all just who it was behind of the door at the moment.

Now pulling his face away from Yoshi's only slightly, Mewtwo then looked over towards the door before lowly voicing out, "Is that who I think it is? It's about damn time..."

"I think so," sung out Yoshi as he swished his tail back and forth with happiness and anticipation.

Though Lucario was still happily licking Toon Link's anus like how somebody would do to ice-cream on a really hot day, the blonde sailor soon opened back up his green, cat eyes as he then tried to speak out without groaning like a fool in pleasure, "Yep... I t-think that Charizard has finally arrived here, everyone. I'll go let h-him in."

As Toon Link began to walk away to go let the other Pokémon inside of the bedroom along with the rest of themselves, he immediately felt Lucario's paw playfully slap him on his butt, which did indeed make the warrior boy jump a little bit with surprise. After a very short trek, Toon Link then grabbed hold of the door knob and slowly began to open up the door. The blonde swordsman peaked through the slight crack of the door just to make sure that it was who he really believed who it was, and sure enough it was indeed Charizard.

Feeling relieved now, the blonde boy then fully opened up the door with a very bright smile on his cute looking face. He immediately noticed that Charizard was anatomically correct right now, and seeing this rather arousing sight simply let Toon Link know that this flame spewing Pokémon was feeling pretty darn backed up at the moment; they were all feeling that way honestly, hence is why they all tend to occasionally have these naughty meet-ups in the first place.

"Well, somebody sure wants to do some things right now," laughed out Toon Link as he cheerfully looked up at the large, winged Pokémon.

Charizard then growled something back to him in response to his previous words, and going by the dragon creature's mannerisms and how he sounded, the blonde haired sailor figured that the fire type Pokémon was feeling quite good right now. What further proved that notion of his, Charizard then craned his neck downward and positioned his head directly close up toward Toon Link's face. Now only several inches away from the young pirate's adorable face, Charizard then closed his eyes and pursed his lips, the dragon creature now waiting for the boy to react to him.

"Awwwww, you..." spoke Toon Link as he smiled even wider now. After saying that, the young swordsman then started to kiss the bulky Pokémon on his mouth, the deep kiss they were sharing quickly turning rather passionate soon enough.

After exchanging some very wet and passionately heated kisses for almost two minutes straight, the young sailor then slowly pulled his mouth away from the horny Pokémon's now spit dripping snout. Kissing Charizard always felt kind of scary to Toon Link because the Pokémon always seemed like he could just rip apart his face with its sharp teeth at any giving moment within the blink of an eye, which Charizard could in fact easily do. But, of course, Charizard would never actually do such a thing to him, and Toon Link knew that. The warrior supposed that knowing that Charizard COULD in fact easily do that kind of freaked him out, but at the same time also knowing that he wouldn't ever hurt him like that, and also how aggressively gentle Charizard always seemed to be towards him when it came down to doing stuff like this, truthfully only sexually excited the boy way too much.

"You're sure feeling romantic tonight," voiced the blonde swordsman as he then backed away from the beastly creature slightly, now stepping aside to let the large Pokémon inside of Yoshi's bedroom.

Noticing that, Charizard then slowly began to walk inside of the bedroom now, his big and rough feet stomping the ground below himself as he slowly continued to walk inside. Toon Link's green eyes watched closely as Charizard's quite massive phallus twitched and bounced up and down as he walked, the beastly creature's huge balls also swaying from side-to-side, as well. Everything about Charizard was always threatening looking, either it being his body size, his dick, his jewels, or his ass, all of these things just looked so big. And speaking of asses, even though Toon Link honestly believed that everyone here was indeed super sexually attractive in his own twisted mind, he always believed that Charizard does in fact have the greatest ass of them all.

It was very huge, wonderfully round shaped, and it even felt surprisingly soft when you compare it to the rest of his body, for some reason or another. However, each of the elf eared boy's animal-like friends deeply appealed to his odd sexual needs, and they were all stupidly sexy to him. Toon Link knew that people would critically judge him for feeling this way and doing these types of things, but in a sense he really did not care about other people's, and even his other human friend's, opinions about him on this matter. He was weird, this wasn't exactly right at all, these strange creatures that he is sexually involved with aren't even human to begin with, and the cat eyed swordsman knew all of that.

However, the fact that he came to terms with his feelings and his lifestyle all by himself, and also the fact that his animal-like creature friends all really understand him and truthfully have a mutual sexual attraction and lust for him... well, life just couldn't have felt any much more better to Toon Link, honestly. Very suddenly after being lost in thought for a few seconds, Toon Link reached his hand out and then slapped Charizard really hardly on his left huge butt cheek, the large Pokémon afterwards letting out a very loud sounding humming noise as his tail, penis, and wings all flinched a little bit right after feeling the strong impact of the young boy's hand firmly colliding against of his deliciously big butt. After he did that, the blonde pirate then shut and locked the bedroom door, later turning back around and walking over toward the others now.

"Charizard, we're all glad that you could make it here!" cheekily said Yoshi as he looked at him.

Lucario then folded his arms across his chest. "If only Greninja was here, as well."

"Charizard," growled Mewtwo while looking rather angry. "Bring that fat, big, beefy ass of yours over here RIGHT NOW. I've waited long enough, and mounting you should definitely be a great way to dispose of my anger...!"

Having no qualms about what Mewtwo has just said to him, Charizard simply walked over to him, turned around, got down on his knees, and then bent himself over, the fire breathing Pokémon now swishing his large tail back and forth as he looked in back of himself and into Mewtwo's purple colored eyes. Having nothing else to say to Charizard, Mewtwo then roughly inserted his slick member deep inside of the fire type Pokémon's puckered asshole, gave his right big buttock a very aggressive smack, and then instantly started to fuck his current mate with such unyielding strength and amazing speed.

Immediately, Charizard turned his head back around and then rested it upon the wooden floor, the fiery beast's eyes closed shut as he continued to growl out rather loudly and very shakily. Charizard's deep and monstrous sounding growls of pleasure loudly filled up the room quite noisily, the sexy sight and arousing sounds of it all seriously turning everyone here truly into sex crazed maniacs now. Mewtwo closed his eyes over a short period of time as well, the legendary Pokémon also letting out uncannily weird sounding and really loud noises of sexual gratification as he continued to aggressively thrust his wide hips forward as he pounded Charizard deep inside of his fat, round, jiggling ass with such anger-filled, strong, and very sensual feeling strokes.

Overtime, which is simply thanks to feeling completely taken over with animalistic feeling lust and unstoppable desire now, Toon Link then got behind of Yoshi and bent him over a little. After placing his hands firmly onto the green dino's sides, the blonde boy then easily, yet rather slowly, inserted his whole entire throbbing phallus inside of Yoshi's anus. Upon doing this, Toon Link then threw his head back, tightly closed his eyes shut, and then loudly let out a somewhat weak sounding groan of surreal feeling sexual pleasure as he then began to immediately thrust his hips forward, the boy's pelvis now continuously crashing up and against the dinosaur creature's very soft and plump butt ever so strongly.

Not wanting to feel left out of things, Lucario soon stood directly behind the crazily fast thrusting Toon Link, the aura wielding Pokémon carefully making sure not to painfully scrape the young swordsman's back with the pointy spike that is on the front of his own chest. After getting in a close and safe position, Lucario then placed his soft feeling paws on top of Toon Link's wildly moving hips, the blue Pokémon's red colored length now sensually moving up and down in-between the young boy's butt crack as he then started to aggressively hump the blonde warrior's soft feeling bottom.

After a while of this, Lucario then soon used his right paw to turn Toon Link's head around slightly, which quickly resulted with the two sharing a completely passionate and very wet tongue kiss as the young warrior continued to hardly fuck the green creature that was in front of himself. Toon Link happily gave Yoshi's wobbling ass three very sharp feeling spanks seconds after when he and Lucario started to sloppily make out with each other, the green skinned dinosaur sighing rather pleasurably sounding now thanks to the blonde haired boy's aggressively dominant actions, and also his steadily bucking hips, as well.

This very night, time just seemed to pass on by really, really slowly, but everything eventually all came to a sudden end just like it always does. Nobody ever found out about the group's dirty and messed up secret, but at the end of the day, Toon Link knew nobody would understand him in the first place. As long as the young warrior had his animal-like friends with him, however, well then... life would always be great for him. There are no doubts about that, and that is for sure.

The End!

Yeah, you just read that... Or maybe you just skipped ahead and read random diarrhea crap without its originally placed context. Aw, whatever, it doesn't even matter! Though this story IS indeed freaking gross and totally, "My dude! B-bro, like, this is WRONG!11!1 #Faggot, #Cringe, #I-Drank-Bleach, #KillYourself! #Hash tags flipping SUCK!"... I'm still really glad that you, THE PLAYER, at least read this darned thing, even if for a little bit... I suppose. Uh, yeah, thanks for that... Yep, um, I guess that's it, then. So, um... yeah, see you all five years from now maybe? And as always, may God bless your day/night, my friend(s) ^_^.