Peter Leslie parker was the good man in his heart he knew it, but today he felt his self got on pregnant. It was all of dead pools fault, they had never made love before but still god wants to cut him deep in the neck muscles.
Sigh.
He hasn't even been able to look at that red man anymore... he makes patter sick. Why is he his boyfriend anyway?! Does he have a bad taste of his eyes? He was sitting on the toilet seat right now with the door locked in the small bathroom, because he knows dead pool will be outside the door waiting and asking him to come out. He'll only say 'I'm sorry potter parker spider man, it was an accident' ... but it's just LIES; LIES, LIES.
The next day in the afternoon in the morning sometime during the day, Dead pool gave up trying to wait for Peter to come out of the stupid bathroom. He wouldn't come out of there even to eat. Oh my god, what If he got so hungry he had to eat his own shit in a cup? Lol lol lol!
The red man decided he'd have to force him out of there.
30 minutes later dead pool had just come back from the shopping centre he bought acid. He walked down of the stairs and went into his bedroom because above his bedroom directly above the blue bed was the bathroom and the toilet where petter was sitting. Dead poool sprayed the acid on that area and then !
PETTER PARKER FELL FROM THE RoOF AND LAnDED ON THE RED MANS BED!
"What the hell?!" screamed Pete
"I needed you out of the toilet and you are good out now and on my bed you are lucky you got pregnanted not twice" said dead pool with a scary smiling.
"I'm sorry it is just but I don't want to having babied please!" peter cried himself to sleep on dead wades bed, but now dead pool was so sad. This is all his fault. He has to find a way to make spider man unpregnant!
"I'll do this for you, pate!"
To be continued...