"Oh my God!" Rose yelled.
"What!? What is it!?" Dimitri asked
"It's Taylor Lautner!"
"So?" Dimitri asked disgusted.
"He's hot."
"He's a dog."
" A hot dog." she smiles. "Ha ha. Get it? Hot dog."
"No." he stares at her. "And men don't sparkle either. What is up with all this Twilight sh-"
"Twilight is awesome! And Robert Pattinson is hot too!"
"He sparkles! Vampires don't sparkle! Humans don't sparkle! And werewolves don't have chocolate brown eyes!"
"Bitch."
"Excuse your Twilight loving ass?"
"Just kidding."
"I am leaving. Just like your sparkly vampire! Except this time, I ain't coming back and proposing to you! I'm gonna go find my own Bella while you go try and figure out if sparkle boy over here can read your mind!"
NOTE: We are Twihards!! Even though one of us in Team Edward and the other is Team Jacob!!