once opun a time dere wuz meen pepulz who were japenese and blew up ships with plains and edwurd culen was like oh noez eye got do stop dem1!!!!!!!!111one!!1! so edward cullen flew on teh plains and hijagked and beat the japenese up and flew for a long time. then he crashed on an island and dey wer lik o knos and so the went in the uncle and fought mnstars and werewolves and jacop was dere an dey beat eatcoter up and then they stopped because jacop
sed no edwerd we have to sop hitter so edword and jacop went on jacops boat to bad guy land to beat up th notsees they went bach home to pick up bellur and so dey went an landed on the beech and beat up notsees with his vampr powrs and den he found a girl sitting dere al sad y r u crying edwurd sed my parennt ded teh gurl sed come wit me edword said ok he sed and edwrd gave her his lasor gon and den they beat up notsees with jacop and bellur and then they fund hitter hoo sed
hohoho i m meen and bummed purl herber an beat up al deh news gurl was mad at hitter cause he beat up mum an ded and she hated it so she shot him in hedd wit lasor gon wats yur nam edwurd sed stella gurl sed
edwurd then got called by govarmant edwurd we ned u to beat up commonists presiant sed ok let's go edwurd sed aand then they left to
beat uip commonists