Ok here is my first real story. I'm going to try to update this whenever I can but as we all know, stuff happens.

Just so y'all know there is cussing in this story. Also possibly some romance but I'm trying to go for the humorous/adventure feel. Ok it's not that funny at first but I am hoping it will improve.

So without further ado ( whatever that truly means) here is da story!

I sadly do not own Bleach the anime but I do have a container of bleach in my bathroom.

You know what sucks more then getting sucked into an alternate demention? Well how bout getting sucked into your favorite tv show. I know that part doesn't sound bad but ramming right into one of the bad guys when you get sucked into the universe.

Especially when it's the more short tempered of the bad guys.

Guess where I ended up. Of course Bleach.

And who did I run into? Grimmjow Jeagerjaques the sexita espada.

It's a rare thing for me to cuss because my older sister was trying to break me of he habit. So when the word that starts with a f and ends with a uck came out of my mouth I got a mental slap.

Anyway I looked up to see Grimmjow staring at me and he kinda looked pissed. So I did what anyone would do in that situation, I ran like hell.

I of course did not scream because well I couldn't it was something I had trouble doing. Even the times where I got the freaking bajesuse scared out of me the only things people got where a flinch, a cuse word, and Chuck Norris style round house kick. So I was running and not screaming even though I was scared out of my mind. ( I mean really I was just sitting in my room drawing some awesome picture went I just popped up I'm here. I'm so happy my hair was brushed.)

I was running when I felt a hand in my shoulder tug me back.

" Oy when you ram into someone you're supposed to say your sorry" Grimmjow stated.

I of course was still in denial because I was standing next to a frecking espada. " sorry" I quickly stated then I started to walk off again.

Then a realization hit both of us. I could see him. The oh shit bells started to ring in my head. Ya he was probably going to kill me .

At least luck was on my side.

Grimmjow was starting to pull out his sword when an all to familiar voice pretty much slapped me across the face. " Grimmjow!" a orange hair shinigami yelled.

I sighed "oh great a strawberry to my rescue". Having heard this Grimmjow started to laugh, and Ichigo turned bright red.

It took a second for Ichigo to realize I could see him, then he turned to face me " you can see me?" he questioned.

"No I can't" I stated sarcastically. I stood there with my arms crossed a look of annoyance on my face.

" well are you two going to fight or what" I stated.

Remembering why he was there Ichigo turned to Grimmjow " why are you here" he asked. Grimmjow smiled and laughed all evil like. " I dont need to tell you shinigami!" he stated matter of factly.

Grimmjow would be distracted by Ichigo so I decided I didn't need to be there for much longer. I now knew somewhat where in the storyline I had ended up. So I decided I would head to the one place where I might be able to figure out what the cheese nips was going on. Urahara's shop.

He knew about all things wacky so he might be able to figure this out. My only problem I had no idea where to go. I wondered around Karakara town for while untill I ran into someone else unexpected.

Chad. If you think that running into Grimmjow was hard think about running into Chad. It was like running into a brick wall. And well running into a brick wall hurts.

A lot.

I of course ended up ungracefully landing on my butt when Chad was, well, unaffected. The man was a freeking brick wall.

I sat rubbing my shoulder the one that had first slammed into him when I was looking for the shop. " sorry" I muttered.

He stuck out his hand and helped me up. 'well at least he's nice' I thought.

" Thank you" I said. He nodded then He gave me a weird look. Then he decided something and kept walking.

Well almost. Yet another voice I had heard before on many occasions. " Chado Kun!" it shouted and I heard foot steps. A orange haired girl ran over to him.

"Hey Chado I just made a new recipe! I wanted you to try it." Chad paled a little. I laughed a little, it was a soft chuckle that I thought I could only hear. I was wrong.

Don't you just hate being wrong.

Chad turned back to me ' could she possibly know about Orihime's cooking' he thought. No that wasn't possible Chad had never seen her before. Something else must have made her laugh.

Orihime looked over Chads shoulder. " Is something wrong Chado Kun?" She asked. Chad was about to say something but Orihime interrupted him. Noticing me she ran over to me and stuck out her hand. " hi I'm Orihime" she said.

Of course in the back of my head I thought of coarse dipstick. But I had good self control.

Realizing that I hadn't done anything I stuck out my hand " I'm Nikki" I said.

" That's a weird name" she said still smiling, she probably hadn't realized that she insulted me. My eye kind of twitched and Chad noticed that. " and Orihime isn't weird?" I stated.

Hehe so much for self control.

She put out her hands in defense. "I didn't mean it like that" she stated.

I loosed up a little. " so are you new in Karakura town?" she asked.

I laughed. " ya I'm really new in Karakara town. " she gave me one of those innocent smiles.

Damn I wish I was still that innocent.

" Well you can come with me and Chad to my place to eat."

Behind Orihime I saw Chad do something unexpected, he did the whole thing with his hand that kind of looked like he was trying to cut off his head but I knew better.

I chuckled nervously " um actually I was looking for a certain place when I ran into" I paused to make it think like I had just learned his name" um Chad, And when I say I ran into him I mean literally."

Orihime looked kind of sad "oh ok."

Then a Thaught came into my head. " but I don't really know he layout of this town and I need help finding my way. Orihemie perked up a little.

" Ok so where do you need to go?"

I tryed as best as I could to look puzzled " well I know it's a candy shop and I think it's called Urahara's candy shop but I'm not sure".

Chad twitched a little but Orihime had no real questioning reaction. I was happy she wasn't the sharpest pencil in the drawer. But Chad was a problem.

Orihime kept that innocent smile " I know where that is I can show you." she said then she started skipping down the street.

I started to follow her and Chad started to walk beside me. He was silent for a while before asking " So what do you need at Urahara's store?" he asked politely but still suspecting.

Who would suspect me, I was some random girl, showing up in the middle of the city, looking for a weird candy shop that was run by a former caption of soul society. Nothing suspicious.

" Well its a candy shop silly I'm getting candy of course. " I replyed.

He was silent the rest of the time. And I walked in silence trying to figure out how I would tell my story.

So ya that is the first chapta... Let me know what cha dink of it. If cha don't I will sick Gin on you...

Muahahahahaha

Wait that isn't really a threat is it.

Well let me think about that as I get the next chapter ready...

Have a nice day! :)