Based on the Wizard of Oz movie only, not the books, as I haven't read them in years. It may take awhile to post each chapter, as long as this one took...sometimes a few weeks. I need to think ahead on some of it.
As the terrible windstorm raged, the members of MASH 4077 found themselves swamped with casualties at an average rate of two every five minutes. Radar scurried about jotting down information of each one.
Major Houlihan burst out of the door to pre-op. "What's taking so long?" she screeched.
"There's just too many, Major. And we can't move very fast with all this wind!"
"Yeah, well speed it up, will you?!" came the reply as Margaret turned and went back inside.
She had no sooner disappeared when a piece of a poorly constructed building slammed into a few personnel, sending them into an unconscious state, and, in one case, somewhere over the rainbow...
More to come! I need to figure out who gets sent there.