A/N: Hey there. Just putting it out there yeah this is Chrom x Robin. Sumia and Cordelia are basically Robin's wingman…even though the two already married. This is just a bunch of nonsensical bromance between girls.
The following chapter may make more sense if you played the harvest dlc (if not you should search it up on tumblr because it's hilarious)
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The Misadventures of Sumia and Robin and their reluctant sidekick Cordelia
Return to the Harvest Scramble
Rebuilding Ylisse after the war was hard work but apparently not hard enough to prevent the Shepherds crash into some form of trouble. There's no time to avoid training when Fredrick is in charge.
Robin groans. It seems most of her time is now delegated to troop morale, if not Chrom morale. Like learning how to ride a Pegasus or hacking axes as a Cleric, apparently acting out royal duties came just as easily. Sometimes she wonders if she really was just a veteran relearning skills rather than experiencing something new.
Regardless it's time for their bi-monthly trip to the outer realms. Fighting time traveling zombies will without a doubt entertain the restless Shepherds not to mention visiting the Carnival is always enjoyable.
"Robin! We have to sign up for the beauty pageant!"
Sumia is practically flinging her lance in excitement. Robin ducks and delivers a swift blow to the incoming revenant.
"Can't this wait until we finish fighting!?"
"No it can't!" Gods, Sumia was pouting that pout. "Last time it was already over when we finished! Oh come on Robin, it'll be quick you'll win for sure."
With no enemy in sight Robin sighs.
"I'll win? Aren't you entering?"
"Yes of course! As your manager. Surely you'll look dashing as man, lovely enough to capture the heart of any maiden."
"Wait, what!? They actually have a category for…for cross dressing?"
"Women dressing up like men is a long-standing and noble tradition!"
"How is this noble!? Is there a category for men in dresses too?"
She can imagine Ricken as a fabulous drag queen.
"At first I thought Sully would be the perfect contestant but then I realized only Robin can quote the Magnificent Prince word by word. If not then I know you memorized lines from the Handsome Vampire!"
"'I'll have you know I did no such thing!"
Robin blushed furiously. Yes they had some down time to pursue more…personal interests but still for Sumia to shout it out to the world! She hoped no one heard…
"Robin I have secured the area and would like to know the next….excuse me what are you two doing?"
Oh, gods its Cordelia.
"Pegasus Dung, Cordelia don't you think Robin would be the perfect prince? She has to enter the pageant she just has to!"
Robin can't tell what the red head is thinking; there is a slight hesitation and furrowing of brows.
"Stop this dallying Sumia. We are proud knights that should be protecting the citizens from the risen. There's no time to—"
"But during the performance judging Robin can act out Make Him Fall for you in a Fort Night! I already prepared a wig and look Chrom even lent me his clothes. In fact we should go up with her and act as Catria!"
"Cordelia please tell her this is all nonsense—"
"Robin you must cross dress!"
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And so Robin won the competition unanimously. Perhaps the most memorable event of the day was the sound that came out of Chrom's mouth when he saw his wife making out with Cordelia on stage.
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A/N: because Sumia and Cordelia would totally date male Robin. Feel free to sent in prompts