Random tribble one-shot. Was inspired by my own tribble. I already know lots of you will be begging for another chapter lol just to see what's happening down in Sickbay and I'll just say I'll think about it.
Still don't own Star Trek, only own its merchandise.
Enjoy!
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"What the hell is that?"
"It's Scotty's twibble, sir."
"Okay. What is a tribble and why is Scotty's in my chair?"
"A tribble is a fur covered creature which seems to produce sounds of contentment that brings relaxation and happiness to those it encounters and it seems to have taken a liking to your chair Captain."
"Well it is kinda cute now that you mention it. Aren't cha little guy."
"Hey Jim are you planning on coming down to get your flu shot anytime soon? I can't spend all day waiting for ---- what's that?"
"Hey Bones, it's a tribble. Isn't it cute?"
"Eh I guess it's kinda cute. It's so soft, feels like its purring. I think I might have to take this little guy down to Sickbay, just to make sure it isn't toxic or anything."
"Bullshit Bones. You want it all to yourself. It was in my chair first, it chose me. Gimme!!"
"No I really think I ought to scan it. Maybe keep it overnight for observation…….."
"Damn it Bones get back here! The tribble chose me!!"
"……........."
"……………"
"Well that was…..interesting."
"Indeed"