Once apon a time, there were two muses standing.
The first muse said: Hmmmmmmm time to make a story
The other said: What will the plot be?
The first said: You don't need a plot.
Thus, Fanfiction was born.
The above thingamajig is when there is a author's note
Sephiroth. The name sparked fear in everyone, anywhere. Except..
Reno stared at Elena with a dreamy expression on his face.
"She is so cute, ya know!!!!" he exclaimed to no one in particular.
"Stop ogling at her and keep scrubbin' the dishes!" a frustrated voice exclaimed.
"Oh, shut up Cid. Here, have a lollipop, ya know!"
"F*** you! Why do you do that when you know that I'm addicted to shrff slurp slurp"
"Heh Heh" With that, Reno went back to gawking.
Cloud Strife idly twirled his sword in the air.
"What's taking them so long?" he asked.
"Patience was never one of your virtues," a low voice drawled.
"Shut Up, Barret."
"Why?"
"Cuz I said so."
"Do I give a damn about what you said?
"come on, let's mosey!" Cloud exclaimed
"You know how much I hate you saying that." wait, was that Cid?
As Cloud and Barret strode away, a strange arose from his shelter. He had silver hair, with two large bangs on his forehead. In his hand was. A TWO- METER LONG BANANA!?!?!?!??!
Sephiroth: WHAT!? Where's the Masamune!?
Cloud: Heh heh. The banana fits you.
Author: The banana is just as deadly as the Masamune, ya know?
Reno: hey, that's my line, ya know!
Rajin: NO, its mine, ya know!
(Rajin and Reno start whacking each other)
Holding the banana tightly, Sephiroth stared after Cloud and Barret intently. As he was walking, he had his hand so tightly clamped around the banana, that it exploded into gooey chunks.
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sephiroth screamed!
"Don't worry, it'll be okay," a young flower girl said, coming straight out of the blue because the lazy author doesn't wanna introduce Aeris.
Cid: IT'S AERITH, DAMMIT!
Author: don't have a cow, Cid. This is the U.S.
Aeris: (in a high-pitched voice(think alice)): I like Aeris more than Aerith!
As Sephiroth was crying his eyes out, Reno was having a lot of. well.
"Hey Elena, wanna go out with me?"
"No"
"please?"
"no!"
"PLEASE!!?!?"
"SHUT UP, DAMMIT!"
"*sniff*"
Reno walked away sadly. Aproximately 0.000000000001 nanoseconds later, he discovered another pick up line.
"Hey Elena, look up stude for me."
"Why!?"
"just Because."
Elena opens a dictionary and sees Reno's pic pasted by the def. of "stud".
Blink blink
Blinkety Blinkety Blink
"Gggrrrrrrrrr......"
SMACK!!!!!!!!!!
Cid watched from the kitchen.
"Ouch, that's gotta hurt."
When Reno cam to, Cid was serving food, much to the dismay of, well, everybody.
Accidentally dropping his lollipop and cig on a pile of roast chicken, Cid bumped into Reno and fell down, much to the relief of everyone.
"RENO, YOU *beep*ing BASTARD!!!!" Cid exclaimed, stuffing the lollipop and cig into his mouth and trying the eat it at the same time.
Cloud: Cid, how would you do that?
Cid: Don't ask me, ask the deranged author!!!
Tifa: AUTHOR!!! GET ME IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
Author: heh heh..
Tifa:!?
Author: I will...
Tifa: what are you plotting!?"
Author:......
As Cid was struggling futilely with the cig and lollipop, a nice brown- haired young girl walked in. You could tell she had been using breast enhancement.
Tifa: (goes red, Anime style)
Author (sweatdrop)
Tifa: WHAT THE ****!!!!
Anyways, as Tifa walked in, all eyes turned on her, or specifically, her ches-
Tifa: PERVERT!
Ahem. Everyone (exept Reno) was staring at her. "What?" She questioned. "Ahhhhhhh.." Cid said, his cig (and lollipop) falling outta his mouth. "Pervs. Hmph." With that, she walked out through the door. Everyone followed her, with the exception of Reno and Elena.
Lets all pretend the crossed out sections did not happen.
SO, as Cid was trying to suck a lollipop and smoke a cig, Reno was (again) futilely trying to get Elena to notice him, when a pretty flower girl and a silver-haired man walked in, the man in tears.
"MY BANANANANANANANANANNANAANNAANANANNAANA!!!!!!" he cried, attracting stares from everyone except cid, who was..u know what.
Elena stared at "Sephie" for a sec, then joined the thong of women creating sephie's fan club in .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000005 seconds.
"noooooo..." Reno moaned in horror...
END OF CHAP 1
The first muse said: Hmmmmmmm time to make a story
The other said: What will the plot be?
The first said: You don't need a plot.
Thus, Fanfiction was born.
The above thingamajig is when there is a author's note
Sephiroth. The name sparked fear in everyone, anywhere. Except..
Reno stared at Elena with a dreamy expression on his face.
"She is so cute, ya know!!!!" he exclaimed to no one in particular.
"Stop ogling at her and keep scrubbin' the dishes!" a frustrated voice exclaimed.
"Oh, shut up Cid. Here, have a lollipop, ya know!"
"F*** you! Why do you do that when you know that I'm addicted to shrff slurp slurp"
"Heh Heh" With that, Reno went back to gawking.
Cloud Strife idly twirled his sword in the air.
"What's taking them so long?" he asked.
"Patience was never one of your virtues," a low voice drawled.
"Shut Up, Barret."
"Why?"
"Cuz I said so."
"Do I give a damn about what you said?
"come on, let's mosey!" Cloud exclaimed
"You know how much I hate you saying that." wait, was that Cid?
As Cloud and Barret strode away, a strange arose from his shelter. He had silver hair, with two large bangs on his forehead. In his hand was. A TWO- METER LONG BANANA!?!?!?!??!
Sephiroth: WHAT!? Where's the Masamune!?
Cloud: Heh heh. The banana fits you.
Author: The banana is just as deadly as the Masamune, ya know?
Reno: hey, that's my line, ya know!
Rajin: NO, its mine, ya know!
(Rajin and Reno start whacking each other)
Holding the banana tightly, Sephiroth stared after Cloud and Barret intently. As he was walking, he had his hand so tightly clamped around the banana, that it exploded into gooey chunks.
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sephiroth screamed!
"Don't worry, it'll be okay," a young flower girl said, coming straight out of the blue because the lazy author doesn't wanna introduce Aeris.
Cid: IT'S AERITH, DAMMIT!
Author: don't have a cow, Cid. This is the U.S.
Aeris: (in a high-pitched voice(think alice)): I like Aeris more than Aerith!
As Sephiroth was crying his eyes out, Reno was having a lot of. well.
"Hey Elena, wanna go out with me?"
"No"
"please?"
"no!"
"PLEASE!!?!?"
"SHUT UP, DAMMIT!"
"*sniff*"
Reno walked away sadly. Aproximately 0.000000000001 nanoseconds later, he discovered another pick up line.
"Hey Elena, look up stude for me."
"Why!?"
"just Because."
Elena opens a dictionary and sees Reno's pic pasted by the def. of "stud".
Blink blink
Blinkety Blinkety Blink
"Gggrrrrrrrrr......"
SMACK!!!!!!!!!!
Cid watched from the kitchen.
"Ouch, that's gotta hurt."
When Reno cam to, Cid was serving food, much to the dismay of, well, everybody.
Accidentally dropping his lollipop and cig on a pile of roast chicken, Cid bumped into Reno and fell down, much to the relief of everyone.
"RENO, YOU *beep*ing BASTARD!!!!" Cid exclaimed, stuffing the lollipop and cig into his mouth and trying the eat it at the same time.
Cloud: Cid, how would you do that?
Cid: Don't ask me, ask the deranged author!!!
Tifa: AUTHOR!!! GET ME IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
Author: heh heh..
Tifa:!?
Author: I will...
Tifa: what are you plotting!?"
Author:......
As Cid was struggling futilely with the cig and lollipop, a nice brown- haired young girl walked in. You could tell she had been using breast enhancement.
Tifa: (goes red, Anime style)
Author (sweatdrop)
Tifa: WHAT THE ****!!!!
Anyways, as Tifa walked in, all eyes turned on her, or specifically, her ches-
Tifa: PERVERT!
Ahem. Everyone (exept Reno) was staring at her. "What?" She questioned. "Ahhhhhhh.." Cid said, his cig (and lollipop) falling outta his mouth. "Pervs. Hmph." With that, she walked out through the door. Everyone followed her, with the exception of Reno and Elena.
Lets all pretend the crossed out sections did not happen.
SO, as Cid was trying to suck a lollipop and smoke a cig, Reno was (again) futilely trying to get Elena to notice him, when a pretty flower girl and a silver-haired man walked in, the man in tears.
"MY BANANANANANANANANANNANAANNAANANANNAANA!!!!!!" he cried, attracting stares from everyone except cid, who was..u know what.
Elena stared at "Sephie" for a sec, then joined the thong of women creating sephie's fan club in .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000005 seconds.
"noooooo..." Reno moaned in horror...
END OF CHAP 1