The Chicken Fryer
Disclaimer: I do not own TUFF Puppy or its characters. I only own my OC's. Okay. A brand new Petropolis Fried Chicken restaurant opens across the street from Madame Catastrophe's & Dr. Rabies' apartment, causing them to lose sleep. So they go to Kitty's & Dudley's house and propose them to switch homes. And a lot more happens after that. So please; relax, read, & review!
It was a cool rainy day in Petropolis. It was steadily raining on & off confusing the hell out of the birds, but enough of that. Let's see what the TUFF Agents are up to.
It shows Kitty & Roz standing outside of TUFF HQ. They were holding themselves a couple of bags of JJ's Hot Dogs.
The audience whoos, cheers, & applaudes for them.
"We've got ourselves some JJ hot dogs!" Kitty exclaims.
"Yeah!" Roz said. "I can't wait to eat these!"
The audience laughs.
"We've gotta go to Doug's one of these days, sis." Kitty said.
"Yeah." Roz said. "Duds told us, that they got 2ft. hot dogs!"
"And they're planning on creating the 3ft. hot dogs soon!" Kitty said.
"And we've gotta go to Rebounders Grill & Bar too!" Roz added. "Maybe, I'll get my photo on the Wall of Flame again!"
"Yeah." Kitty said. "That'll be a nice thing to see!"
Then a female ginger cat with red hair, which was in a ponytail walks up to them.
She had black eyes, a small black nose. She was wearing a black jacket, blue shirt, dark blue jeans, black Nikes with red trim, white socks & a black baseball cap.
"Kitty Katswell? Roz Katswell?" she asks. "Is that you?"
Kitty & Roz looks at the female cat.
"Brianna Parker, is that you?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah!" Brianna said.
"Long time, no see." Roz said.
"How you two been?" Brianna asks. "It's been eight years, since I've seen you two!"
"We've been great!" Roz said.
"I see, that you two are working at TUFF now." Brianna said.
"Yeah!" Kitty said. "I've been working here for six years!"
"And I've been working here for two years." Roz said.
"Two years?" Brianna asks. "I've graduated the same time as you did."
"Well," Roz started. "I went to Seattle & joined their police force."
"Really?" Brianna asks in awe. "That sounds sweet!"
"It was!" Roz said. "Then I was promoted to their SWAT team & became the top SWAT team officer!"
"That's nice!" Brianna said.
"So, how you been?" Kitty asks Brianna.
"Well." Brianna started. "I've became a police officer."
"That's nice!" Kitty said.
"But then, I got shot in the line of duty; thus forcing me to retire from the force." Brianna said.
"Oh." Roz said. "That's bad."
"But then, I found a job at Speedy Toni's Pizzeria." Brianna exclaims. "And I was awarded with the best delivery person award for the last four years!"
"That's nice, Brianna!" Kitty said. "That's our favorite pizza place to get pizza from!"
"And you know what?" Brianna asks.
"What?" Roz asks.
"I've delivered to here. Mostly four to five times a day!" Brianna exclaims. "Which had helped me get those awards!"
"That's nice, Brianna!" Roz exclaims. "I know, who helped you get those awards too!"
As if on cue; Dudley walks in.
The audience laughs, cheers, & applaudes for him.
"Hey, Rozzie! Hey, Kit-Kat honeycakes!" Dudley greeted.
"Hey, Dudleykins!" Kitty answers. "How are you?"
"I'm great!" Dudley answers. "I've just stopped a bank robbery."
Then he turns to Brianna.
"Hello, Mrs. And you are?" Dudley asks.
"I'm Brianna Parker." Brianna said. "You must be, Dudley Puppy right?"
"Yeah." Dudley said.
"I know you!" Brianna exclaims. "You're the one, who always gets Speed Toni's pizza delivered here!"
"She's one of the delivery girls for Speed Toni's Pizzeria, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "She delivers here the most."
"Oh." Dudley said. "I see."
"There's a new restaurant opening soon." Brianna said.
"Really?" Dudley asks as he starts drooling.
The audience laughs at this.
"Yeah!" Brianna said. "It's across the street from The Warren Park Apartments."
"Warren Park Apartments?" Dudley asks as he turns to Kitty. "Hey, Kit-Kat. Isn't that where Madame Catastrophe, Madame Chaos, & Dr. Rabies live?"
"Yeah." Kitty said. "I bet, she's not gonna be too happy about this."
Then Roz's stomach rumbles.
"Damn! I'm starving!" Roz said.
"Me too!" Kitty said as she turns Brianna. "Well, we gotta be going now, Brianna. We gotta eat these hot dogs from JJ's!"
"JJ's HOT DOGS!" Dudley exclaims loudly as the audience laughs. "I just love their hot dogs!"
"Well, we brought you some, Duds." Roz said. "Along with several bags of large fries too!"
"OH BOY!" Dudley exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
"Okay Kitty & Rozzie." Brianna said. "I've gotta be going too! See you around sometime."
"Bye, Brianna." Roz said.
"See ya." Brianna said as she turns to Dudley. "And I'll see you later, Dudley."
Then she walks off.
Kitty turns to Roz & Dudley.
"Let's go inside guys." she started. "I think, it's gonna rain again."
Then the trio go inside of the TUFF headquarters.
Meanwhile at the Warren Park Towers.
Madame Catastrophe & her twin sister; Madame Chaos just got out of her car.
They look across the street and saw the new restaurant.
"Looks like a new Petropolis Fried Chicken is openink across the street." Chaos said.
"What?" Catastrophe asks. "This block alreadky haves enough fried chicken eatink places. We don't need to have any more!"
"What's wrong with them openink up here, sister?" Chaos asks. "I think it's, what they say; cool."
"Well, they're goink to make this block awful!" Catastrophe said in a angry tone. "I'm plannink on stoppink them!"
"What are you goink to do, sister?" Chaos asks in a motherly tone.
But Catastrophe didn't reply to her as she storms into the building.
"Sister?" Chaos asks again.
She goes after her.
In Catastrophe's apartment.
Dr. Rabies was eating himself some BBQ pork rinds & watching himself some 'Judge Foghorn Leghorn'.
"Mmmmmm!" he said as he ate the pork rinds. "These Americans sure can make some pork rinds!"
Then Catastrophe & Chaos walks in.
"Sister! Speakink to me!" Chaos said.
Rabies turns to them.
"What's goink on, Catastrophe darlink? Chaos darlink?" he asks.
Catastrophe turns to him.
"They're openink a PFC across the street." she said.
"Really!?" Rabies exclaims as he starts drooling & the audience laughs. "I just love their chicken! It tastes better than mother's fried chicken!"
Then an older female white Russian dog, with a eyepatch, wearing a purple shirt, purple coat, purple shoes with a purple purse appears.
"What was that, Vladimir Ivan Schenok?" she asks in a angry motherly tone.
"Nothink, mommy!" Rabies said in a scared tone as the audience laughs.
"Good." said Anna Schenok. "It better be nothink, or I'll send you to your room."
Then she leaves the apartment.
Chaos turns to Rabies.
"Your name is Vladimir?" she said as she was trying her best not to laugh.
Rabies sighs.
"Ja, Chaos darlink." he started. "My real name is Vladimir."
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Chaos laughs loudly. "Now, that's funny!"
"I hate my real name!" Rabies sniffs angrily as he regains his composure & turns to Catastrophe. "Anyways, Catastrophe darlink. What's wrong havink a PFC across the street. It'll be easier on me to get chicken now."
"That food fast chicken place, is goink to make this street more awful!" Catastrophe started. "And there's enough fried chicken restaurants on this block already!"
"So what?" Rabies said. "It's not like; they're hurtink you, Catastrophe darlink."
"Well, I'm plannink on stoppink them!" Catastrophe said as she goes over to a table. "Now, where's that large paper that makes large banners?"
"It's in the closet, sister." Chaos said.
"Good!" Catastrophe said as she goes to the closet. "I am goink to keep people, from goink into that place!"
"Uh oh." Chaos & Rabies said in unison as they looked at each other as the audience laughs.
Several days later.
The TUFF trio was on their lunch break.
"Where are we going to have lunch at, Kitty?" Dudley asks.
"I dunno yet, Dudley." Kitty said.
"How about at this new PFC?" Roz asks.
Kitty pulls up in front of the new PFC, which had a long line of people.
"Okay, guys." she said. "We're here!"
Dudley gets out of the new TUFF mobile & get into line.
"Oh boy!" he exclaims as the audience laughs. "I can't wait to eat some of that chicken with those 15 herbs & spices!"
Then he starts drooling up a storm as the audience laughs.
Roz & Kitty stands behind him.
Roz then looks up.
"What's that sign over there?" she asks.
Kitty looks at where Roz was pointing.
"That's where Madame Catastrophe, Dr. Rabies, & Madame Chaos live." she said. "Matter of fact.."
She looks closer, but Roz gives her a little shove.
"The line's moving, sis." she said.
"Oh! Sorry, Rozzie." Kitty said.
Then the trio moves along with the line.
Inside.
Kitty sees Brianna at the counter.
Brianna looks up at her.
"Hey, Kitty!" she greeted with a smile on her face. "Welcome to the grand opening of Warren Park's Petropolis Fried Chicken. What would you like to order?"
Kitty looks at the menu.
"I would like the two piece breast meal." she started. "In the General's 15 herbs & spices. Mashed potatoes, gravy, wedges, a biscuit."
"Okay. "Brianna said as she pressed the buttons on the cash register. "What do you want to drink?"
"I'll take a small lemon ice tea." Kitty said. "I gotta keep my girlish figure."
The audience laughs as Brianna presses a button.
"That'll be $5.45." she said.
So Kitty pays for her food & stands aside as Roz orders her food.
"I'll take the same thing as her, except I want a Hard-hitting Cherry & Lemon Homey Holla! And I want the chicken Extra Crispy & Loud!" she said.
"Okay." Brianna said. "The same price as Kitty's."
So Roz pays for her food and stands aside as Dudley orders his food now.
"I'll take a 50 piece meal with three large mashed potatoes, gravy, twenty biscuits, large wedges, & a large Toilet Cola!" he said.
"Okay, Dudley." Brianna said. "Do you want the chicken, in the General's original 15 herbs & spices, Extra Crispy & Loud, Southern Barbequed, or half & half?"
"Extra Crispy & Loud and 15 herbs & spices!" Dudley shouted.
"Okay." Brianna said as she presses the buttons on the register. "That'll be $35.95, please?"
Dudley pays for his food as Brianna give the TUFF trio their food.
"Here's your food, guys!" Brianna said. "Enjoy!"
Then the TUFF trio went over to a table and started eating their food.
"Mmmmmmm! This chicken's delicious!" Kitty said.
Roz takes a bite from her 'Extra Crispy & Loud' breast piece.
"Mmmmmmm! It's so good!" she said. "It's so loud and crispy! Just like mom's chicken!"
Dudley dumps his large mashed potatoes & gravy onto his tray. Then he put his biscuits into the potatoes & gravy.
"This is gonna be good!" he said as he breaks up some wedges and some chicken skin into his tray.
He throws his spoon into the potatoes and gets a giant scoop of the potatoes, gravy, biscuits, wedges, & chicken skin. Then he puts it into his mouth.
"Mmmmmmm! This tastes like heaven!" Dudley exclaims. "I don't ever want to leave here!"
Kitty turns to him as she eats her chicken.
"You have to leave, Dudleykins." she started. "We have to go back to work."
"Ahhh, fuck!" Dudley sniffs & pouts as the audience laughs. "Oh, well!"
Then he goes back to eating his food.
"Well, he got over that quickly!" Roz said as she puts more hot sauce onto her chicken.
"Yep!" Kitty said as she continues eating her chicken. "Mmmmmmm! I love these 15 herbs & spices! I wonder, what they are?"
"Who knows?" Roz said as she eats her chicken. "Only the PFC company and The General knows about it."
Dudley turns to Kitty.
"I think, I might know those 15 herbs and spices, Kit-Kat!" he said.
"Really, Dudleykins?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "I have delicate taste buds, that can detect what kind of spices food have."
"Wow! I never knew that, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "Okay, Dudleykins. Tell me what kind of herbs & spices it haves."
Then she gives him a piece of some of her chicken.
"Here you go." Kitty said.
Dudley then puts the meat into his mouth and eats it.
"Mmmmm?" he said as he ate the chicken.
It then shows two female cats standing over a monitor screen somewhere secret.
They were in blue lab coats.
"Oh no!" said one. "He's gonna find out about The General's secret recipe! He knows it! We're done!"
"No he's not." said the second cat calmly. "He's not gonna find out about it. He's a fucking idiot."
The audience laughs.
Half an hour later.
The TUFF trio was leaving the PFC now.
"Oh man!" Kitty said as she wipes her mouth with a napkin. "That was delicious!"
Roz was picking her teeth with a toothpick.
"BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPP!" she belched as the audience laughs. "Delicious chicken!"
Dudley was patting his full belly which maded him look pregnant.
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPP!" he belches loudly. "Oh man! I haven't ate like that since Saturday!"
Brianna then walks up to them.
"So. How do you three like me working at the new PFC?" she asks.
"It's fine with me, Brianna!" Kitty said.
"Yeah." Roz said. "You get to eat all of the chicken & sides at the end of the day you want!"
Dudley then grab Brianna by the shoulders.
"You..have...MY DREAM JOB!" he exclaims loudly as the audience laughs. "Cherish this job! Be grateful for it, for it one day it might be taken away!"
"Thanks, guys!" Brianna said. "I really enjoy working at that PFC! The people are happy and they're smiling! There's nothing that can ruin this moment!"
There was a pause and silence.
"See?" Brianna said. "Nothing!"
Then the windows on the apartment building across the street from the new PFC open.
It was Catastrophe with a bullhorn.
"GO AWAY PFC!" she shouted. "THEY HAVE BAD CHICKEN! THE CHICKEN IS DISGUSTINK! BAD CHICKEN! GO AWAY, PFC!"
The audience laughs.
The TUFF trio looks upward at Catastrophe. Then back at Brianna.
"Oooh. That's not gonna be good for business, Brianna." Kitty said.
"That's not gonna be good for anybody." Brianna said glumly.
"That's a kick to the imaginary balls." Dudley said. "If she had some."
The audience laughs at his stupidity.
"Catastrophe!" Roz shouted. "What in the hell are you doing this time!?"
Catastrophe looks down at her.
"Ahhh!" she said & went back into her apartment quickly as the audience laughs.
Kitty notices this.
"I wonder, what Catastrophe's up to?" she asks to herself. "Maybe, I should go up there and demand answers from her."
But before she can do anymore, her wrist communicator goes off.
Kitty rolls her eyes.
"What is it now?" she asks in disgust as she answers it.
It was the Chief.
"Agents; Katswell-Puppy, Puppy, and Katswell." he started. "I need some more chips, donuts, & burgers before my ballet class!"
Roz rolls her eyes.
"Ballet class? Really?" she asks. "God, chief! You're really a sissy!"
The audience laughs.
"Hey!" the Chief bitched.
"We're on it, Chief." Kitty said as she cuts the feed and turns to Brianna. "We gotta go now, Brianna!"
"Yeah." Roz said. "Good luck here, with the Catastrophe thing."
"I will." Brianna said.
Then the TUFF trio jumped into the TUFF mobile.
"Cherish the job!" Dudley shouted to her as the audience laughs.
Kitty pulls off.
"CHERISH IT!" Dudley hollers as the audience laughs.
Brianna walks back into the PFC as Catastrophe comes out from her apartment window again.
"PFC IS PEOPLE!" she shouted as the audience laughs. "PFC IS PEOPLE!"
Then a chicken family walks by the restaurant and hears her.
"Oh! So the PFC is people, huh?" said the wife chicken.
"It must be!" said the father who was a rooster.
The wife chicken turns to their two little children.
"Let's go into the PFC kids!" she said.
"YAY!" the kids cheered.
Then the chicken family go into the PFC.
Catastrophe sees this.
"What the fuck?" she asks. "Chickens eatink chickens? That's somethink, that you don't see everyday."
Then she continues ranting about the restaurant.
Will Catastrophe succeed in getting rid of the restaurant? Will Brianna keep her job? How will this affect TUFF? Will the Chief stop being a sissy? Tune in next time and see!