Cinderduo

Disclaimer: Yaoi, major Relena bashing, lots of cursing, weird pairings and a plot… somewhere.

Authors Notes: First I'd like to say that if you're expecting this to be like Disney's version, you are dead wrong. This is not your normal Cinderella story. Constructive criticism and praising are very welcome. If you are offended by any of the things mentioned above, or are just narrow minded, I suggest you don't read. Flames are also welcomed. I enjoy laughing at them. And please, don't forget to review!!!

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Cinderduo

Once upon a colony, there lived a young, creepily charming and perpetually hungry boy by the name of Cinderduo. He led a primarily happy life… except for the fact that everyone mistook him for a girl due to his incredibly long hair and feminine appearance, the fact that he lost his father, Professor G, when he was younger and that he lives with his stepmother Relena and her daughters/lackeys. Naturally, he wasn't happy about this but he couldn't run away because he promised his father that he wouldn't. So he stayed with his 'family'.

But Relena was not a nice woman. She was uptight, strict, bitchy and envious of Cinderduo's beauty, which was something she and her daughters did not have. So she hated him with a passion and turned him into their servant. But still Cinderduo didn't complain, and he would always have a smile on his face and tried to act kindly to everyone, including Relena…

Chapter 1

"Cinderduo! Cinderduo, get your ass in here!" screamed the fuming stepmother Relena from her comfortable spot on the bed, complete with silk sheets and gold-plated posts. After a few moments came in Cinderduo, wearing a black t-shirt and pants and an apron with little grim reapers tied around his waist. He stopped in front of Relena, head down and breathing heavily.

"Hai, Relena-san?"

"Its Relena-SAMA to you, turd. Now, where the hell is my food? I'm not getting any younger here, you know!"

Duo turned his head and smirked, "For once, something we agree on…"

"What was that?"

"Eh… nothing, Relena-SAMA!" he said in a mock voice, "I'll bring it you right away!" and he sprinted out of the room before she could say anything. Relena's face went red with anger as she reached for a cigarette and lit it. "That brat will be the death of me." In the distance, the sweet sound of anti-Relena fans could be heard cheering.

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Meanwhile, in the other side of the colony, Prince Heero (who didn't see that coming a mile away?) walked through the palace, his usual Death Glare® in place. He'd always hated being a prince, mainly because he had to talk to other people, but ever since his parents started pressuring him into getting married and being successor to the throne and all that crap, he started hating it even more. And that made him even less amusing to talk to. Well, more than usual. Heero wasn't the social type.

And everyone in the palace always had smiles on their faces and were in a cheerful mood, which made him want to lay down on a street and wait for a car to pass. Still, he didn't want to upset his mother, who already had a slight personality problem (now that's an understatement). He made his way through the ridiculously difficult hallways, which would've taken any normal person at least a week to figure out, and entered the large throne room, where his father, King J and his mother, Queen Une (strange, ne?) were sitting. Une immediately stood up and looked crossly at Heero.

"Heero! Where have you been?" she screamed at the young boy worriedly.

"Out."

"Doing what?"

"Stuff."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Are you going to say anything with more than one syllable?"

Heero thought for a second. "Iie."

The Queen sighed and plopped on the throne and started to rub her temples in frustration. She looked towards her husband for some help only to find him fixing his mechanical arm. She put her hands to her head and sighed again. 'What did I do to deserve this, God? I already told you, that school bus of Rommefeller students going over the cliff was not my fault!' she thought. Then she looked up to find her son gone again.

"Damn it! Pagan!" she screamed. An old man in a butler's suit appeared. "What is it, your Majesty?" "Pagan, I want you to contact every eligible maiden in the colony. I have an idea," she said to him as she put on her glasses and smiled evilly.

"Hai." He said and instantly walked out. 'Geez, that woman is crazy'.

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Cinderduo made his way through the crowded street, an angry look on his face. Every time he bumped into someone, they would say 'Gomen, miss' and three guys and one girl had already tried to him on him. They were currently residing in the local hospital for major injuries. He looked madly in all directions for the electronics store to buy a new VRC and some blank tapes. Relena wanted him to tape the new season of Survivor for her while she went to her 'How to make you beautiful AND snotty' package deal down at Loréal.

"Kuso… where is it? Where I- oof! Oi, what where you're going, buddy!"

"Oh, sorry miss."

"Grrr…."

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Whoo! First part done! I'm actually having a blast writing this ficcie, so I hope you're liking it as much as I do! When is the next part coming?… Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^