SEE STORY ONE
I would like to make a note to all Final Fantasy 8 fans that this may make you hate me.
Nevertheless, I hope this will not ruin my future reputation as a well known writer.
Thank You.
Hello, my name is Scott Simmers (also known as Quatre_Otaku) and I have a problem...
With Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy 8!!!
I think that he is the bitchiest person I have ever seen in any RPG!
As such I have made a vow, that I cannot die as long as Squall still exists.
This means that; until he is dead any form of weapon literally cannot harm me,
weather condition such as a hurricane, or die of old age. The catch is, anybody who wants
me dead must let me kill him. Yes, you heard me right. You people can't get away with killing
him. He must die at my feet, begging for mercy. I have planned a couple of deaths for him.
Here is a list of some Ideas:
1) Push him off a cliff as my friend Lynne does so often in her extra credit geometry stories.
(Yes, the same Lynne who wrote "Days Of Future Past" and other well renowned stories)
2) Push him off a cliff followed by a kamikaze pilot and one or two atomic bombs.
(And a high speed car to get away from the explosion...)
3) Make him swordfight me with his gun disabled and blindfolded while one foot is cut off.
(Nice and slow death... hey! I could use him as a dartboard when he is dead!!)
4) Shoot him in the balls, then in the foot, then in the other foot, then both arms, then each of his fingers and toes, then his ears, then his shoulders, then his wrists, then his head.
(Very slow but worth his agony. Lots of ammo will be used, and it will be with a peashooter.)
5) Build Gundam 04-Sandrock- and step on him.
(Not very creative, but if I build the Gundam, then I will be very powerful.)
I have planned many others for him, but they are very expensive and elaborate and time-consuming.
NEW IDEA!
6) Live mummification. Heh heh heh...
(Nothing to put in the parentheses damn it!)
Anyway... If you would like to write me hate mail or comments you can e-mail me @
BKA@gisystems.net
Note: I also have a problem with every other character in Final Fantasy 8 but if you want an explanation of WHY?...
See story 1.
See above note: I hate all except Zell. Thank you.
I would like to make a note to all Final Fantasy 8 fans that this may make you hate me.
Nevertheless, I hope this will not ruin my future reputation as a well known writer.
Thank You.
Hello, my name is Scott Simmers (also known as Quatre_Otaku) and I have a problem...
With Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy 8!!!
I think that he is the bitchiest person I have ever seen in any RPG!
As such I have made a vow, that I cannot die as long as Squall still exists.
This means that; until he is dead any form of weapon literally cannot harm me,
weather condition such as a hurricane, or die of old age. The catch is, anybody who wants
me dead must let me kill him. Yes, you heard me right. You people can't get away with killing
him. He must die at my feet, begging for mercy. I have planned a couple of deaths for him.
Here is a list of some Ideas:
1) Push him off a cliff as my friend Lynne does so often in her extra credit geometry stories.
(Yes, the same Lynne who wrote "Days Of Future Past" and other well renowned stories)
2) Push him off a cliff followed by a kamikaze pilot and one or two atomic bombs.
(And a high speed car to get away from the explosion...)
3) Make him swordfight me with his gun disabled and blindfolded while one foot is cut off.
(Nice and slow death... hey! I could use him as a dartboard when he is dead!!)
4) Shoot him in the balls, then in the foot, then in the other foot, then both arms, then each of his fingers and toes, then his ears, then his shoulders, then his wrists, then his head.
(Very slow but worth his agony. Lots of ammo will be used, and it will be with a peashooter.)
5) Build Gundam 04-Sandrock- and step on him.
(Not very creative, but if I build the Gundam, then I will be very powerful.)
I have planned many others for him, but they are very expensive and elaborate and time-consuming.
NEW IDEA!
6) Live mummification. Heh heh heh...
(Nothing to put in the parentheses damn it!)
Anyway... If you would like to write me hate mail or comments you can e-mail me @
BKA@gisystems.net
Note: I also have a problem with every other character in Final Fantasy 8 but if you want an explanation of WHY?...
See story 1.
See above note: I hate all except Zell. Thank you.