Here's the sequel! Plus, did anyone see the Klaine kiss at Glee Live 2011? I saw it on Youtube and I was like, OH. EM. GLEE. So yeah, I'm gonna base this on the Glee Tour. Here it is.
Fondue for Two! (Hey!)
Fondue for Two!
That's some Hot Dish!
Fondue for two!
Brittany: Hello. I'm Brittany S. Pierce, and this is Fondue for Two. For those of you who left comments saying my name is fake, IT'S BRITTANY BITCH!
Kurt: Eh-hem!
Brittany: Oh! Sorry. As I promised last week, my dolphin is back without his potty-mouth, liar, boy-toy in tow.
Kurt: Britt, I love you, but don't talk about mah man like that. Plus, you promised the viewers I'd come back like, 3 weeks ago.
Brittany: Whatever. Anyway, Lord Tubbington wants me-
Kurt: Wait, who?
[The obese cat wobbles to Brittany]
Kurt: Mother of God….
Brittany: I'm sorry, Lord Tubbington was at the vet when you and Blaine were here.
Kurt: (flabbergasted) My gosh, he's huge!
Brittany: It's the thyroids.
Kurt: Ummm…
Brittany: Anyway, as I was saying, Lord Tubbington wants me to ask you the question everyone wants to know.
Kurt: Shoot.
Brittany: Do you find it wrong that your boyfriend got more solos than you this year?
[30 seconds pass]
Brittany: Kurt?
Kurt: Huh. I never thought about that. No, I don't find it wrong because he deserves every single one of them. Plus, he said I'm his man of his inspiration.
Brittany: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, where do your teeth go when you sing?
[Kurt gets up and walks out]
Brittany: (calls after him) I'm only asking the hard hitting questions!
Fondue for Two!