I don't own Total Drama, Pokemon Conquest (Hanbei ._.), Les Miserables (Jalvert), or any of the charaters in this episode besides my own
"Hello Total Drama fanatics!" Don smiles, standing in front of the statue of liberty. "We have gathered 32 contestants and put them into pairs of 2," Don continues, wearing his trademarked smile. "these 16 teams will travel around the world, competing in challenges to see who is really the best. Like no one ever was!"
"Thats one of the main lines of the pokemon anime theme song," Harold explains, one finger in the air, like he knew everything. "Another line is, it's you and me. If you get my drift," he winked at LeShawna.
"If you act like a nerd, you're going to get yourself killed sugar baby," LeShawna says indifferently. "And we wouldn't want to see that would we?"
"I'll protect him with my magic spell! Helicus Protecticus!" Leonard says seriously.
"See, son," Dwayne says to Dwayne Jr. "Never end up like that guy. He's an idiot!"
While the father and son team share a laugh, Leonard hits them both with his magic wand.
"Ooh, what a shot!" Topher announces, walking in like he owns the place. "We'll be seeing some sparks fly here!"
"Do you EVER shut up?" Heather spats.
"Yes, you are upsetting the woman of the game," Alejandro says tauntingly.
"ARGH!" Heather screams.
"Touchy!" Gwen smiles. "I love seeing Alejandro get the best of her."
"You and me both," LeShawna rolls her eyes and fistbumps Gwen.
"We'll be right back after we clean up this mess," Don growls, and flashes his teeth, leading into the intro.
(Yes, I'll be using the regular TD intro, only because I like it better)
A camera pops out of a tower, then table, then the back of a squirrel.
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine
Leonard casts a fake spell, and hits Harold in the eye with his wand while Jalvert and Philip look at a notebook, labelled 'strategy'
you guys are on my mind
LeShawna tries to calm Harold down, while Gwen winces
You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see,
The camera zooms out to Hanbei, who is taking a nap while Aaron looks at him threateningly
I wanna be famous
Dwayne and Dwayne Jr. talk to the Fashion Bloggers while they hide a carpet behind their backs
I wanna live close to the sun
Topher and Justin smile at the same time, causing the camera to flash out
Go pack your bags cause I've already won
Kitty takes a selfie, while Emma slams it to the ground, and Thomas picks and up, and Isaac nods approvingly
Everything to prove nothing in my way, I'll get there some day
Izzy does a goofy smile, and Ezekiel runs into the camera, causing it to fall over.
Cause I wanna be famous
Alejandro picks up the camera and Heather smiles, and Gwen shakes her head in the background and Cody looks lovingly at her, while Sierra drags him away
na na na na na naaa na na na na na na na na na na na na (I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!)
Courtney and Haley look at each other in disgust, while the Daters look at each other with love in their eyes
Whistling chorus
MacArthur hits Sanders in the head while flexing, knocking her off her stump. The rest of the cast shakes their head while whistling
"Welcome back! After getting that little... mishap fixed up, I've decided its time to introduce the teams!" Don says. "The first team we have are the Police Cadets!"
"Yeah! We're gonna make it all the way to the finale like we did last time! And we are SOOO winning!" MacArthur brags. "And then we're going to blow those Ice Dancers out of this world!"
"I thought we agreed I was going to introduce us this time," Sanders glares at MacArthur, but still smiles and waves at the camera.
"Too late! Besides, I called shotgun," MacArthur says, her head held high.
"Shotgun is for cars!" Sanders shouts.
"Nope! I found a shotgun!" MacArthur smiles, and points the shotgun at Sanders.
"AHHHHH! POINT IT THE OTHER WAY! THE OTHER WAY!" Sanders screams, ducking and covering her head.
"Um.. Anyway, the next team is the Fashion Bloggers!" Don blinks.
"Hello New York!" Tom smiles, wearing a fez (obviously).
"You really DID make the fez a new thing!" Jen says, impressed.
"I've still got mine from last time you were eliminated," Don smiles, and puts on the fez.
"EEEEEE!" Both of them squeal and walk over to the Police Cadets, who reluctantly remove their hats and each put a fez on.
"Any way, next we have the Sistas, made up of Gwen and LeShawna!" Don says, putting away his fez.
"This isn't the name we agreed on! I don't want to be a sista!" Gwen complains.
"Well, we weren't going to be the Punk Power, got any better suggestions?" LeShawna retorts.
"Ok, fine," Gwen agrees reluctantly.
"The next team is The Traitors, made up of Haley and Courtney!" Don says.
"What?! We never agreed to that name!" Courtney says. "If Gwen doesn't want to be a sista, I CERTAINLY don't want to be a traitor!"
"I didn't give them the name!" Haley says.
CONFESSIONAL- TRAITORS (just Haley)
Haley grins as she holds up her entry form, and it is labeled as 'the traitors'
END CONFESSIONAL
"Well, lets calm down with the Sleepers, Hanbei and Aaron!" Don says.
"Ugh. Why do we have to be on this stupid show? All I want to do is sleep!" Hanbei says unhappily.
"You'll get plenty of time to sleep after you win the million dollars!" Aaron insists.
"Why couldn't you just enter the game yourself.. oh yeah, its a team game... I'm still drowsy," Hanbei yawns, and moves his finger around his head in a rainbow pattern.
"Now what are you doing?" Aaron sighs.
"I'm counting sheep," Hanbei yawns.
"Imaginary sheep?"
"Well, what do you count?"
"Dollar bills, AFTER WE WIN!"
"Ugh fine."
"Next we have the Sisters, 4th place finishers last race!" Don chirps, as happy as ever.
"Come on Emma! Just one selfie in front of the liberty bell?" Kitty begs her sister. "It's one of the only landmarks we missed last game!"
"Ugh, why though? What's the point of all this selfie stuff?" Emma sighs, and puts on a goofy smile "Well, lets take a pointless waste of fi-" she stops as Kitty grabs her and takes a selfie.
"Thanks!" Kitty smiles, while Emma walks away, glaring at her sister.
"Next we have the King and Guard, Thomas and Isaac!" Don continues.
"Thanks for calling me a king, but in order to determine that I am a relative of a king means I'd have to track my family tree back 3000 years!" Isaac laughs.
"You are a king sir," Thomas says shortly.
"Ha! Maybe after we win, we'll both be kings!" Isaac looks at Thomas expectantly.
"I don't laugh," Thomas explains, again, very shortly and to the point.
"That makes one of us," Isaac mutters. "Come along Thomas."
"For a little bit more fun, meet the Insanity!" Don smiles evilly.
"The insanity? That's not a team name... oh no..." LeShawna says, something dawning on her
"Hit the deck!" Gwen screams.
Izzy falls from a military plane on a bungee cord and screams like Tarzan.
"Ha ha ha!" Izzy laughs. "That was fun! Thanks Inmate #39820!"
A man in a orange jumpsuit gives her a thumbs up
"You escaped from prison to come HERE?" Hanbei says. "It's so bright I can't sleep!"
"Thank goodness," Aaron rolls his eyes.
"Well, at least Izzy doesn't have a teammate," Emma points out.
"Amen sister," LeShawna agrees.
"Thomas, aren't we glad Izzy doesn't have a partner?" Isaac looks at Thomas.
"Yes."
"Oh, she has a partner! Release the Zeke!"
"Is Don trying to KILL us?!" Aaron exclaims.
"Maybe he's wearing a fez?" Tom says hopefully.
Ezekiel jumps at him, and rips his shirt, grabs the fez and puts it on.
"My polyester, $50, powder blue, soft, fuzzy shirt!" Tom exclaims. "AND my fez!"
"Thomas, give them some duct tape," Isaac says.
Thomas takes a piece of blue duct tape from his pocket and hands it to Tom.
"Such a gentleman!" Tom smiles. "Thank you!"
CONFESSIONAL -FASHION BLOGGERS
"Ugh, it sticks out like a sore thumb," Tom complains.
"I know! The King and Guard have no fashion sense!" Jen says. "I mean, who wears a CAPE in this day and age anyway?! And it's red too!"
"Still its the REVENGE that counts," Tom says.
"So true," Jen grins evilly.
END CONFESSIONAL
"The next team we have is the Totally Not Daters," Don reads, with one eyebrow up.
"Of course we're dating! Even after you DROPPED ME IN THE ALLIGATOR INFESTED WATER," Alejandro growls.
"See? REAL daters don't get mad at each other," Heather says proudly. "Ha!"
"I wonder if you know how adorable you are when you look happy," Alejandro smiles flirtatiously.
"ARGH!" Heather screams.
"Any way, our next team is the Magicians!" Don says, rolling his eyes.
"Meet the magic Harold, and his assistant, the amazing Leonard!" Harold exclaims.
"Meet the amazing Leonard and his assistant, the magic Harold!" Leonard calls.
"Um, I'm the main act," Harold insists. "I was on the show first."
"Thats hogwash! Which makes great soup by the way!" Leonard smiles, taking out a suitcase, and takes out a beaker. "Want some?" He offers.
"Yeah, no." Heather denies him.
"I'll pass," Alejandro says.
The rest of the cast says no, and Leonard drinks it himself.
"Um.. ok.. next we have father and son!" Don says, trying to distract himself from what he just saw.
"Heh heh. We're back!" Dwayne says happily.
"What kind of intro is that?" Dwayne Jr. asks.
"A darn good one," Dwayne says looks at Dwayne Jr. threateningly.
"Heh.. don't change a thing..." Dwayne Jr. laughs nervously.
"Moving on, we have the Anti-revolutionaries, Jalvert and Philip (Les mis anyone? ;))" Don continues.
"Oh, so you're cops?" MacArthur asks. "What is your job like? Where do you serve?"
"We serve where we are needed," Jalvert says tautly.
CONFESSIONAL- ANTI-REVOLUTIONARIES/ POLICE CADETS.
"Amateurs," Jalvert and Philip/ Macarthur and Sanders say all together.
END CONFESSIONAL
"And our next team is the Obsessors, Cody and Sierra!" Don smiles.
"Oh my gosh Cody! We're here!" Sierra smiles, in her normal sugar-infested manner.
"Hey Gwen!" Cody winks, walking over to her.
"Hey!" Sierra grabs him and places him in front of her. "We're a happy couple now, so you'd better pay attention to me!"
"Uh.. define 'happy'" Cody says weakly.
"Thomas, go and help him out," Isaac orders.
Thomas walks over and grabs Cody and places him behind Jalvert and Philip.
"Guard him," Thomas orders, and gives them a $10 dollar bill.
"Hey, we can do a better job then they ever could!" MacArthur complains.
Jalvert hands her the $10 bill. "Leave it to the professionals."
CONFESSIONAL- POLICE CADETS
"Not our friends," Sanders says sternly.
"Hey, don't keep it all held in," MacArthur pats her on the back. "*bleep*!"
"Hey you're right!" Sanders smiles. "*bleep*!"
END CONFESSIONAL
"Well, our next team is the Daters!" Don smiles.
"Well, I managed to get her angry, so I guess we're ready for the competition!" Ryan says happily
"The dimwit solved my morning crossword puzzle," Stephanie growls.
"But doesn't make him smarter than you?" Hanbei yawns.
Stephanie punches him, knocking him out cold.
"Um.. what?" Dwayne says, while his son cheers in hope they will fight.
"Well, the next team is the Bodybuilders!" Don says.
"Thanks for the intro," Justin says and points at Don.
"Ha! That intro was pathetic! Let me show how it's done..." Topher begins, before Jalvert knocks him out with a nightstick.
"I guess there is a heart in there after all!" Hanbei says, getting up.
Everybody walks over to the Anti-revolutionaries, and thanking them... except the Cadets.
"We could have done that," MacArthur snorts.
Ezekiel jumps on MacArthur, who punches him off.
"And finally our last team, The Panda Friends, Emily and Sarah." Don finishes, taking a sip from his water bottle.
Haley looks up for the first time in a while.
"You're more interested in the Panda Friends more than you are in your teammate?" Courtney asks, playing a game on her PDA.
"You should talk, Haley mutters.
"Hi guys!" Sarah smiles
"Thanks for welcoming us!" Emily smiles.
"Well, it's challenge time!" Don says happily.
"Already?" Emily asks.
CONFESSIONAL- POLICE CADETS
"Yes! We can prove we are 100% better than the the stupid Anti-revolutionaries!" MacArthur says.
"Or at the very least, 50%," Sanders says.
"Hey," MacArthur glares.
"Set the bar low so you can impress yourself," Sanders explains.
"Right!" MacArthur says.
END CONFESSIONALS
"Collect your tips from the Don box, and get moving!" Don says, firing a blank into the air.
"It's an either/or," Hanbei yawns. "Either run up all the stairs in there, or use anti-gravity boots"
CONFESSIONAL- MAGICIANS
"Anti-gravity boots don't exist yet," Harold sighs
"I can make us-" Leonard
"Please don't," Harold sighs
END CONFESSIONAL
"Boots," the Bodybuilders decide
"Stairs," the Anti-revolutionaries, Sleepers, and Sisters decide at once, and begin the trek up the stairs.
"Does the Statue of Liberty even HAVE stairs?" Ryan asks.
"Probably. Let's get moving!" Stephanie insists and begins running.
"The Anti-revolutionaries are taking the stairs, lets use the boots!" MacArthur says.
"Um.. those don't exist..." Sanders says, but MacArthur is already strapping on the boots.
"They must work!" MacArthur says. "Has Don ever lied to us before?"
"Um.. yes?" Sanders points out. "Come on! We're in 13th place! We need to get moving!"
"Fine, get on the boots! We're falling behind!" MacArthur says.
Meanwhile...
Izzy jumps on top of the statue, with Ezekiel holding on for dear life.
"Wow.. um.. Insanity in first place... how did you do that?" Don asks.
"In prison you learn stuff!" Izzy shrugs."
"Just take the tip..." Don says amazed.
Meanwhile...
The Anti-revolutionaries pass the Sisters and the Sleepers.
"Come on Hanbei!" Aaron insists.
"Ok fine..." Hanbei says lazily
"Anti-revolutionaries in second! Sisters in third! And Sleepers in fourth!" Don announces. "Heres your next travel tip."
"Hang glide and travel to the airport," Philip reads.
"Let's go!" Jalvert says.
"We're supposed to hang glide off of this thing?!" Kitty reads, in fear.
"Traitors in fifth! King and Guard in sixth!" Don says in the background.
"No time to think! Just jump!" Emma assures her sister.
The Anti-revolutionaries take off with the sleepers behind them, and the Insanity behind THEM.
"Come on Kit!" Emma cries, as the Traitors take off.
"Alright. 3.. 2.. 1.. JUMP!" Kitty yells, and they take flight.
"Sanders looks up at the people hang gliding from the statue. "Take my hand, MacArthur."
"Sure what are you going to d-" MacArthur begins, but Sanders has already launched a grappling gun onto a hang glider, and they took flight.
"Bodybuilders in 15th! Man, where are those Cadets?" Don complains, but then sees them hang gliding across the skies. "Never mind! Bodybuilders in 16th! Things are heating up as the Anti-revolutionaries have landed, and the Sleepers right behind them!"
"Please get us on a flight to.. the Washington Monument..?" Jalvert reads.
"The same for us!" Hanbei calls
The first 8 teams show up (Anti-revolutionaries, Sleepers, Sisters, Traitors, King and Guard, Totally Not Daters, Magicians, Obsessors) and book their flights
"Hey, wasn't the Insanity right behind you?" Emma asks Jalvert.
"You're right.. I could have sworn they were.." Jalvert mutters.
"Well, with them not here, there's a whole lot less insanity," Heather says, while playing Speed against Alejandro.
"Hence the name," Isaac says. "Plus, we all get first-class treatment according to this pamphlet."
"Does that mean I can SLEEP?!" Hanbei asks, suddenly very energetic.
"It's only like a 30 minute flight, but I guess so.." Aaron says.
"YES!" Hanbei yells.
"Flight to Washington DC take off commencing," the P.A. comes on.
"Well, lets go," Harold says.
END EPISODE
Well, I'm looking forward to this series! I really like each of the teams, not to be selfish. I hope you love them as much as I do and please review to keep the game going!
Trailer for next episode:
"So this is where you were!" MacArthur says, very surprised.
"... I'm sorry but you've come in last place. You've been cut from the contest."
"Too bad, had so much potential,"
Places:
Anti-revolutionaries (Jalvert/ Philip: 1st
Sleepers: (Aaron/ Hanbei)1st
King and Guard (Isaac/ Thomas): 1st
Magicians (Harold/ Leonard): 1st
Totally Not Daters (Heather/ Alejandro): 1st
Obsessors (Cody/ Sierra): 1st
Traitors (Haley/ Courtney): 1st
Sisters (Emma/ Kitty): 1st
Insanity (Ezekiel/ Izzy): ?
Panda Friends (Emily/ Sarah): 2nd
Fashion Bloggers (Tom/ Jen): 2nd
Father and Son (Dwayne/ Junior): 2nd
Sistas (Gwen/ Leshawna): 2nd
Daters (Ryan/ Stephanie): 2nd
Police Cadets (MacArthur/ Sanders): 2nd
Bodybuilders (Justin/ Topher): 2nd
Thanks for reading!
To continued...