Left 4 Dead
Problems with Infected.
It happened so quickly. I barely had time to look around. Zoey had screamed hunter, and Francis was laughing his head off! Louis was just looking confused. It was gone as suddenly as it had came, and it vanished with a scream into the night. Asking Francis what he was laughing at, he informed me that the hunter, had aimed a pounce at me, and missed entirely. Trying to make up for his mistake, he tried to pounce away, and got grabbed by a smoker.
"What the Hell, you guys, that has to be the worst hunter death I've ever seen." Louis grimaced "Since when do smokers attack their own infected brethren? And since when are hunters really that stupid?" He looks at me. "Bill, you're just standing there? that was a close one!"
Suddenly, the smoker does something no-one expected. It drops the hunter, and starts dancing around the rooftop in a kind of victory dance. Opening his mouth, he jumps in front of Francis, who raises his gun, and starts dancing around singing, 'I'm the invisible man'. This causes all the survivors to crack up laughing, and Me, laughing hardest, dropped my cigar! "oh my god, you stupid-ass smoker" I glare at him as I raise something in my hand, which makes the smokers eyes widen. I type in the command Give_Rocket-Launcher! It was almost comical to see the smoker try to run away from the shot, and even funnier when he tried to catch it with his tongue. We ran over to the part of roof he died on, and looking down, we saw a witch, but she was anything but sad. She was happy, she was standing with a common infected we assumed was her boyfriend. She went to wrap her arms round him, and her claws pierced his skin, like a knife to butter. Suddenly, as his body collapses, and his innards paint the street below she collapses and bursts into tears.
"Thats Better" Laughed Zoey, with quite a manic look on her face.
Almost as if to agree, a loud bellowing noise breaks the calm night, and a tank is seen a few metres from the witch, with a single punch, he has her on the floor dead, and grabs something from her. Running to a nearby car, he tries to unlock it with the keys he just swiped from the witch. Theres a loud crack as the key snaps, and the tank goes into a huge rage. He grabs the car, and punches it with all his might. It flies to the end of the street. The door is ajar, but the tank doesnt care as he punches it again, and it vanishes. The tank runs to the edge of the cliff to see his handywork, but nothing is there. There is only the waves smashing against the base of the large hill. And for a split second, you could almost see the boomer, and he rubbed his hands together, and slapped the tanks backside. The tank, getting a huge fright, spins around, and punches the boomer, who explodes, and the force of that explosion, caused the tank to stumble back, to his death.
AN: I know this is probably not a very good story, but I needed to write something partially humorous and this sorta fit the bill. If your going to review it, at least review it with something constructive, and dont just flame it.
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