Disclaimer – I don't own iCarly NOW, but just you wait till the day I take over Nick…
iKill
Chapter One
Carly POV
I didn't mean to kill Shane. Why would I? He's a total hottie! Well, he was. Before I killed him.
All I remember is falling asleep with the knife in my hand. I was making salad, while we watched a tech thingy on the tech channel. Now that I think about it, I should have just broken my promise to Freddie and left, but I'm not that sort of girl.
"Freddie, if I didn't wanna continue iCarly, I would literally kill you on the spot." Sam moaned, half way full a full ham (her stomach must be lined with steel!).
"It aint my fault we have to watch this, Shane's waiting up in the studio to question us!" Freddie replied in his nerdy, love-struck tone. Note to self- NEVER let Freddie's AV club friends choose segments on iCarly EVER AGAIN!
"How's the romantic salad coming along?" Sam called over, her mouth full of ham.
"Almost done." I yawned. "Just cutting up the lettuce."
"Will it have an extra portion of blood for sauce?"
"Erm, no."
"Oh, sorry, I just thought you might fall to sleep on the knife."
Freddie glared at Sam.
"Sorry about that, Carly." He said. "My friend Samantha here is a TOTAL MANIAC!"
I had to explain to him about how I already knew Sam.
No-one talked much after that, except the TV. It droned on and on about Ethernet cables and all that stuff. The lettuce went on forever, and I eventually dropped off. The next thing I saw was Shane's dead body, the knife in the side of his neck, blood everywhere.
A/N – Sorry if this chapter is a bit gory. I promise you will hear no more of blood ore gore or sauce.
Indigocoil
PS- This chapter is dedicated to Angel of Darkness 1337.
You inspired me to write this.