Beastboy was tired of everything. All of the other Titans were having sex, and he couldn't do anything about it. He tried playing Gamestation, but no matter how loud he turned the volume up he could still here the moans and groans of his cohorts.

Robin was using his cock to pleasure the easily amused Starfire. Being an alien, Starfire loved this Earth sex that Robin was always trusting her way.

"Glo-glo-GLORIOUS!" Beastboy hated hearing that. Every 3 hours he could hear that. They didn't even fight crime anymore. Not since Robin got his big boy penis. He was no longer a teen, but a man. That's why Robin always wore those little boy shorts. He was just flaunting his massive cock because he knew that Beastboy's wiener wasn't nearly as big as his. It wasn't Beastboy's fault that his penis was smaller than normal. For some reason only his penis was a mix of all the animals in the world's penises, and since beetles make up one fourth of the animal population his dingus was rather small and rather ugly.

Even Cyborg was gettin' his groove on. His penis wasn't even affected by the explosion that caused his dad to rebuild him as a cyborg. Being the mad scientist that he was, he sliced it off and glued a giant pile of scrap metal to the empty slab of skin that used to hold his penis. It was still a gargantuan, and he had no shame. He didn't even wear pants any more. Cyborg just kept having sex with things. Not even humans. He just had sex with the toaster.

Even Raven was probably having sex with something, she was probably just casting a spell of infinite pleasure to her vagina or reanimating demons to do some sort of weird demon rapefest.

Just then as he was thinking about her, Raven walked into the kitchen where he was. "Hey what's up?" Raven asked Beastboy.

"Huh? Oh I didn't even notice you come in," Beastboy responded.

"Not many people do," Raven said.

"So everyone's having sex, and it's really buggin' me."

"Everyone but us," Raven said in a half inquisitive voice.

"Are you suggesting that we, uh," Beastboy said.

"Yes?" Raven nudged him on.

"Fook."

"I've been waiting for you to ask me that since we first met."

"Let's get to it," Beastboy said.

He then tore her dark drab robe that she always wore off of her. Under it she was wearing nothing but a hot schoolgirl skirt. Her mediocre tits were just how Beastboy liked them. His cock got hard and burst through his titan's uniform. He grabbed her and slammed her on his explosive cock. He then turned into a sperm whale. His 12 foot whale dick dilapidated her body from the inside out. She was no more than a puddle of raven mess. Cyborg, who was also in the room, let out a screech. The other two Titans ran in the room. Robins cock was dripping, so were all of Starfire's orifices.

"What have you done?" Robin asked in the condescending leader voice that he always talked down to Beastboy with.

"I messed up," Beastboy said.

THE END