A/N: This was for the May Drabble Challenge over at http : / / forum . random-fandom . net/index . php?topic=5250#msg5250
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The Viking started after the ancient Druid with hate in his eyes.
"You killed my father! Prepare to die!" He screamed in modern Swedish.
"I am 3000 years old," the vampire king laughed. "You will never kill me!"
Short haired Eric growled menacingly at Russell. "I will have my vengeance," he said and pulled out his proportionately enormous, ancient Viking sword.
"You think your giant sword will stop me?" Russell laughed again and pulled out his own disproportionately large sword.
"Where did you get that?"
Russell looked perplexed. "It's written in the script. 'Russell gets a sword.' "
Shrugging, they dueled with their giant swords until a Screaming Sookie arrived. She screamed some more, distracting them from their epic swordplay.
Bill arrived then, his blood a screaming Sookie radar alert. "Sookah, you must stand back! Let them fight and kehl each other so we may be together!"
"No, Beehl! I can't let Eric die! I love that asshole!" Sookie raised her hands, shooting her magic light of convenience.
Russell was slammed back through Fangtasia's door, into sunlight.
"No! We need him for season 5!" The vampires yelled in unison.
"Too bad," she said as they all looked toward the sunny entryway.