Here you go. Thanks Maidenhair for giving me permission to make a Harry Potter help line.
Dear LXR,
Why is Voldemort trying to kill me? I know why, it's because of the stupid prophecy, but is there more?
Harry Potter
Dear HP,
I have come up with a solution! He thinks you are sooooooo nosy, he needs to get rid of you. In other words, you should have listened to the teachers and NOT gone back into the forbidden room to solve the sorcerer's stone mystery. You should NOT gone to save Ginny. You should NOT have done things you weren't supposed to do!
LXR
Dear LXR,
You're mean. Ginny's my girlfriend.
Harry Potter
Dear HP,
Am not! And I know Ginny's your girlfriend.
LXR
Dear LXR,
I hate Harry. But everyone is on his side. Is there a way to…do something about this?
Draco Malfoy
Dear DM
Kidnap Ginny
LXR
Dear LXR
How?
Draco Malfoy
Dear DM,
Ask Fred and George for help. Then you won't be in so much trouble.
LXR
Dear LXR
I read that
Ginny
Dear G,
Good. Keep Harry away.
LXR
Dear LXR,
I am so confused. Everyone talks about Sirius' death and Voldemort and stuff like that. I don't even know who Barty Crouch and Ludo Bagman is.
Ignorant Harry Admirer That Eats Bad Obsessive Objects Killing Snape
Dear I.H.A.T.E.B.O.O.K.S.,
Maybe you should read a book. What's with your name anyway?
LXR
Dear LXR,
I want a unicorn NOW!
Bobby Rides A Tiny Tiger
Dear B.R.A.T.T.,
Great! Go tell your mother:)
LXR
Dear LXR,
She said no
Bobby Rides A Tiny Tiger
Dear B.R.A.T.T.,
Why are you telling me? I won't give you one. They're mine MINE!
LXR
Dear LXR,
WHHAAAA!
Bobby Rides A Tiny Tiger
Dear LXR,
I love reading your column. You should submit it in The Quibbler.
Luna Lovegood
Dear L.L.,
Thank you. I shall consider it.
LXR
Dear LXR,
Why do you answer to Looney so nicely?
Ronald Weasley
Dear R.W.,
Because she's nicer than you, WonWon.
LXR
Dear LXR,
Don't call me WonWon!
Ron Weasley
Dear WonWon,
I will. Thanks Lavender!
LXR