Hello! My name is Tinker and I'm a Pokémon trainer. The Pokémon Professor from my region has asked that I report back on my findings on the many Pokémon I have seen. The mail system through the local Pokémon Center has gone down and the skies are too turbulent for flying. Honestly, if it gets much worse I'd start preparing for another legendary Pokémon to attack. In any case, in lieu of my usual modes of communication, I've decided to post my findings on here. My Professor has an account here anyway.
This lovely adventure (that I own none of) is about to begin. Hold on tight, luvs.