Disclaimer: I don't own Red Dwarf or The Rimmer Munchkin Song, and I apologise to Kristine Kochanski/Chloe Annett - I don't really mind you, it's just fun taking the mick for my friends!
Well, something random... Enjoy!
The Kristine Kochanski Song
If you ever meet her please run away,
She's whiney and annoying, every day,
She likes to eat fruit from the tin,
She's –
Kristine, Kristine, Kristine Kochanski,
She punched Lister so we can't forgive her,
She's navigation officer and her bum's getting bigger,
She will soon need some lypo!
She's –
Kristine, Kristine, Kristine Kochanski,
People want to attack her with a strimmer,
She could be mistaken for a tomato,
She'd soon be dead if my friends ever met her.
Her favourite type of food is cottage cheese,
So let's go poison some with cyanide,
How come I wrote this song – Don't ask me!
She's –
Kristine, Kristine, Kristine Kochanski,
Lar & Sian hope she isn't a fantastic swimmer,
Coz then if they push her when the time's right,
She might just drown and be gone forever!