AN I unfortunately don't own Harry Potter or Disney. I can dream though!
Lily sat in the common room, reading a book. Yes, a book. They still exist.
She was utterly enraptured by the marvellous text and didn't notice the person walking towards her until he ripped the book out of her hands.
"Hey!"
"Evans! Reading during a spare? I am very disappointed in you."
Lily looked up to see the annoying (albeit slightly attractive) face of James Potter.
"Potter! I was reading that!"
"Look, Evans, I'm here to apologize for that incident by the lake. I really am sorry."
"Thank you, Potter but if you were you would've stopped bullying him."
"Evans! That's like telling Sirius to stop reading teen romance novels."
Lily raised an eyebrow and James rushed to save himself.
"It can totally happen! Eventually. Maybe. Sort of."
Lily rolled her eyes and sighed. "Potter, you just cost me my best friend. Leave me alone."
"I really am sorry about that, Evans, but we wouldn't have this problem if you admitted you loved me."
Lily's jaw dropped open in horror and shock. "Love? You? I despise you with every fibre of my very being. Never even think of such an atrocious idea! No matter what you do or say I am and never will be twitterpated!"
And with that, she snatched her book back and stormed up to her dorm, leaving a sad but slightly confused James behind.
"Well, how'd it go?"
James turned to see Sirius looking at him expectantly. "Er, okay, I think."
"Cool. Now, if you don't mind, I'm in the middle of Eclipse and must get back to it."
As Sirius skipped away, James called out to him.
"Yes, Prongs?"
"What's twitterpated?