Author's notes: Hi.... This is my first fanfic! Eeeekk..... I'm so nervous...... I just finished watching Lain and thought something to do with cyberspace might be cool. Please review so I can fix things up.... sweats like crazy
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto! The great Masashi Kishimoto does!
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sExYgIrL4U: Attention everyone!!!! I'm looking for a boyfriend!!!!! Are there any cute single men out here?????
SmartBabe: Excuse you! What makes you think you have the right to go making that announcement??
SharpThingsAreCool: Ya!!!!And if you haven't realized this chat room is for girls only!!!!!! Jeez.....
sExYgIrL4U: Well if I'm not welcomed here then I'm leaving!!!!!!!
sExYgIrL4U leaves chat room
"Jeez... I'm such an idiot...."
My name is Yamanaka Ino, and I'm desperately looking for a boyfriend.
"Maybe I should try another chat room....."
As I looked through the chat rooms I saw one posted that looked intriguing. The room for hot guys only! No Girls allowed!
'No girls allowed..... I guess I could use a different user name and just take a peek....'
Type user name please:
'Uhhhhh.... What do guys use for their user names?'
Type user name please: DemiMooreIsHOT
DemiMooreIsHOT enters chat room.
RamenBoy102: Hey! Eeeww.... Isn't Demi Moore like old?
ThrowMeAMeatBone: Ya she's like 50, right?
DemiMooreIsHOT: Uhhh yea but she's hot for her age!
RamenBoy102: Whatever! So you were saying......
ThrowMeAMeatBone: Yea! My friend from the Girl's Chat Room told me about this crazy girl looking for a boyfriend! If she's looking for a boyfriend that badly I wouldn't mind screwing her!
RamenBoy102: Hahahaha! It's always about screwing chicks with you!
'AGGHH!!!!! THOSE GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT MEEEE!!!!!!!!!I AM SO GOING TO KILL THEM!!!!!!!!'
DemiMooreIsHOT: OMG YOU GUYS ARE THE SICKEST PEOPLE EVER THINK ABOUT SCREWING A GIRL LIKE THAT!!!!! YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN KNOW HER!!!! BUT I'LL BET SHE NEVER WANTS TO DATE YOU!!!!!! BASTARDS!!!!!!
DemiMooreIsHOT leaves chat room.
'This search for a boyfriend isn't going the way I had hoped it to be.....'
ring ring
"Who the hell is calling me right now....," "Hello!?!?!?!?!"
"Aiya..... Ino.... It's me Shikamaru...."
"Oh... Well what's up?"
"Nothing I just called to see if you had Temari's phone number."
"Temari? Isn't she the girl in Hyuga Neji's class?"
"Yea but since I never talk to Neji I was wondering if you had it..."
"Oh... Why do you need her number?"
"Nothing. That would be like asking why do you need Sasuke's phone number."
"It's because I like him! Idiot!!!!!!!"
"Well, maybe I like Temari."
More Authors Notes: Eeeekk..... This is so nerve racking..... I'm so nervous to get the feedback on this story.... Please review so I can change... I didn't intend on making this a ShikaTemari story but I guess that's how it turned out! If you can guess the user names to the Naruto character you get a cookie! Lol.
Natsumi