It was the first day at the academy and all was well...within reason that is...

Naruto was eagerly waiting for class to start. Sakura was somewhere off in la-la land doing whatever Sakura does. Sasuke was holding Kiba upside down by his leg, shaking him for his money. (Literally)

At that moment their sensei walked in. Sasuke looked up and then dropped Kiba. Who unfortunately landed on his head and was rendered unconscious. Sasuke then bent down looted Kiba's wallet and sat in his seat, the whole time never taking his eyes off of Iruka

Iruka didn't seem to notice because he then said:

"OK time to take roll!"

"Shino?"

"Here." Replied a barely audible voice from the back of the class

room.

"Choji?"

"I'm - here.." he managed to reply in between hand fulls of chips.

"Sakura?"

"Herr." Answered a severally autistic Sakura. No one really knows what happened to her or if she was just born that way. But at times she is very difficult to understand.

"Okayy." Said Iruka looking away slowly.

"Next we have. Hinata."

"H-Here." She said sinking so low into her chair she almost slid off.

"Kiba?"

"H...H-H" mumbled a barely conscious Kiba.

Iruka wasn't sure if he was saying Help or Here. So he just assumed it was Here.

"Shikamaru?"

He replied with a yawn so Iruka continued.

"Sasuke?"

"Here, can I leave now?" Asked an annoyed Sasuke.

"Not quite." Said Iruka.

So Sasuke sat back down with a sigh.

"Naruto?"

"Here!" Naruto exclaimed loudly

Iruka flinched at the sudden out burst but continued on.

"Ino?"

"Heyy." She said in a rather seductive voice that actually made Iruka take a step back. Which she answered with a giggle.

"Well that's it for roll call." He said, trying to get the blush off his face, while rubbing the back of his head.

(Sorry for such an early time skip but I didn't want to write the whole academy scene.)

A few years later...

Their academy years were finally over and Naruto graduated with a perfect score; Sasuke jumped pretty much every kid in his class; and Sakura? Well...shes Sakura. Or "Am Sockoora!" As she would say. But they're still the team 7 that we know and love...kind of.

Speaking of team 7, it was time for them to meet with their sensei for the first time. Who was now about 3 hours late, give or take a few. (Give) But that didn't matter because he was finally here.

The first thing he saw was Naruto's wide grin; Sasuke's glare of death; and Sakura's derpy stare. Which he actually found rather creepy.

"So this is my team huh?" He said with a sweat drop.

"OK well tell me your hobbies, likes, dislikes, and goals.

Naruto jumped right up to go first.

"Hobbies? Well I like training and eating ramen."

"Likes? Well...training and ramen."

"Dislikes? When people are mistreated and when I run out of ramen"

"Goals? Well. Im going to be Hokage some day! BELIEVE IT!"

"Next." Said Kakashi which made Naruto frown and sit down.

Sasuke reluctantly stood up.

"Well my hobbies are stealing, robbing, and thieving."

"I like the look on some ones face after I steal their wrist watch."

"I dislike getting caught and my goal is to destroy a certain somebody."

Kakashi couldn't help but sweat drop after this because he suddenly realized his watch was no longer on his wrist but Sasuke's instead.

"That's the look I like." Said Sasuke with a smirk.

"And besides its not like you use it!" He added.

Kakashi had to agree with him on that one.

"And last but not least." Said kakashi

"Well my hobbies are-" Sakura started but

then realized her mistake, she was talking normally.

Naruto was staring in disbelief even Sasuke was surprised.

"Shit..." She whispered in an undertone.

"So your not retarded?!" Naruto yelled, but then realized what he said and covered his mouth.

"No..." Said Sakura.

"But why? Why did you pretend?" Asked Naruto "Well I'm not that great at academics so I pretended to be autistic so they would grade me based off special ed standerds." She said nervously while rubbing the back of her head.

"OK well my goals are-" She was then cut off by Kakashi.

"I've heard enough."

"What?! I haven't even started yet!" She shot back.

"From your first story I can already tell that your a complete weirdo." He said with a smile.

She suddenly shot up and charged at Kakashi. He easily stopped her with one hand while using the other to read his book.

"Let go of me so I can shove that perverted book up your ass!" She screamed at him.

"Well that's no place for my favorite book." He said sounding a little hurt.

"But oh well. This meeting is done. We will meet again at training ground 3 tomorrow for your test. Be there at 8." He said while reading his book.

As he put the book in his pocket he then added "Oh yeah and don't eat breakfast, unless you want to see it twice."

He then disappeared, which cause the very angry Sakura he was holding back to fall flat on her face

Naruto bursted out laughing, even Sasuke let out a chuckle.

She then got up her face was beet red and she took off to who knows where.

"Hey Sasuke you wanna hang out or-" Naruto began but Sasuke cut him off.

"Shut up before I break my foot off in your ass." But he said it so calmly you wouldn't of thought he said that.

"O-Oh OK a-another time then." He stammered then walked away leaving Sasuke to his thoughts.

But Sasuke's only thoughts were:

'I can't believe that kid had that much money.'

'Haha yeah...HAD.'

"Hmm let's see I've got $20, $40, $60, $110." He counted aloud

"Holy shit! Who needs work when you have idiots?!"

A/N: Hey this is my first fic I hope its not terrible so not too much hate mail. But anyway next chapter will be the bell test so I'll try to make it interesting.

Read, Enjoy, Review and I'll keep writing see you next chapter.