Author's Note: This is my second story! yay! Now, I got this idea while
staring out into space
and it is a parody of a movie I don't remember the title of.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, I wish I did though.... Warning: This story contains Shonen-ai, so if you are disgusted at the thought, please leave using any of the available exits. Thank you.
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Love Potion no.55
One fine day, Koenma was wondering around his huge library. Stupid George... stealing my crab cakes... he thought to himself. He was busy thinking of plans for revenge when a dusty old book caught his eye....
Koenma: What is this? I don't remeber this book being here.... *He picks up the book and goes back to his office. He turns around to see Hiei waiting at the door, with an emotionless look on his face.*
Koenma: Ahh... Hiei you're here. I want you to deliver this to Yusuke. *Points to package that he has on the desk* Deliver this as quickly as you can. It is very important.
Hiei: Hn. *Grabs the tape and goes out the door*
Koenma: Now where did I put that book? Hmmm....
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Hiei's POV.
I hate delivering Koenma's junk.... What am I, his mailman? he thought as he sped through the Ningenkai. Stupid ningens.... they're too noisy...
Suddenly, Hiei started getting too curious for his own good. He looks through the little package that Koenma gave him and finds an ancient looking book. He flips through it when he finds something inside the book that looks strangely like chocolate. He sniffs it and it indeed smells like chocolate. Deciding that it was just that, he bit a piece off of it. Bad move... the substance tasted horribly bitter like the outside of a lime.
Hiei jumps to the ground and starts spitting out the horrible substance, with him cursing out the day that substance was made. Suddenly he hears a familiar voice....
"Hiei, are you ok?", asks the owner of that voice, which just happens to be Kurama.
"Hn.", I respond, while spitting out the vile substance. "Stupid chocolate..." I mutter to myself. I look up to Kurama and notice a wide grin forming in his face.
"Oh, Hiei may the mighty spirits bless this day when our stars crossed paths and determined our fates! ", Kurama exclaims with a voice that scared the living daylights out of Hiei.
"What are you saying you stupid fox?!?!", I yell as Kurama starts advancing towards me. A small crowd starts to gather around us.
"Oh my dear Hiei! I love you so much! I have have loved you since I first layed my eyes on you! I think about you every single second of my blessed life that you have touched upon!", yells Kurama.
"?!?!", I only blushed slightly at this comment yet I rather wished I hadn't.
"Awww......", many people who were surrounding us said. They all thought that this was one of those acts that the have on the streets. They awwed even more when Kurama started hugging me as he continued declaring his undying love for me. I had almost no chance of escaping, when I grabbed the old book and whacked Kurama over the head with it, running at top speed when he released me from his grasp.
"Huh?!?", Kurama said as he rubbed his head from the previous hit he had just recieved. Suddenly he realized he had a book on his hands, obviously remembering very little of what he had done....
To be continued..... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Author's Note: Should I continue? Please be kind and review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, I wish I did though.... Warning: This story contains Shonen-ai, so if you are disgusted at the thought, please leave using any of the available exits. Thank you.
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Love Potion no.55
One fine day, Koenma was wondering around his huge library. Stupid George... stealing my crab cakes... he thought to himself. He was busy thinking of plans for revenge when a dusty old book caught his eye....
Koenma: What is this? I don't remeber this book being here.... *He picks up the book and goes back to his office. He turns around to see Hiei waiting at the door, with an emotionless look on his face.*
Koenma: Ahh... Hiei you're here. I want you to deliver this to Yusuke. *Points to package that he has on the desk* Deliver this as quickly as you can. It is very important.
Hiei: Hn. *Grabs the tape and goes out the door*
Koenma: Now where did I put that book? Hmmm....
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Hiei's POV.
I hate delivering Koenma's junk.... What am I, his mailman? he thought as he sped through the Ningenkai. Stupid ningens.... they're too noisy...
Suddenly, Hiei started getting too curious for his own good. He looks through the little package that Koenma gave him and finds an ancient looking book. He flips through it when he finds something inside the book that looks strangely like chocolate. He sniffs it and it indeed smells like chocolate. Deciding that it was just that, he bit a piece off of it. Bad move... the substance tasted horribly bitter like the outside of a lime.
Hiei jumps to the ground and starts spitting out the horrible substance, with him cursing out the day that substance was made. Suddenly he hears a familiar voice....
"Hiei, are you ok?", asks the owner of that voice, which just happens to be Kurama.
"Hn.", I respond, while spitting out the vile substance. "Stupid chocolate..." I mutter to myself. I look up to Kurama and notice a wide grin forming in his face.
"Oh, Hiei may the mighty spirits bless this day when our stars crossed paths and determined our fates! ", Kurama exclaims with a voice that scared the living daylights out of Hiei.
"What are you saying you stupid fox?!?!", I yell as Kurama starts advancing towards me. A small crowd starts to gather around us.
"Oh my dear Hiei! I love you so much! I have have loved you since I first layed my eyes on you! I think about you every single second of my blessed life that you have touched upon!", yells Kurama.
"?!?!", I only blushed slightly at this comment yet I rather wished I hadn't.
"Awww......", many people who were surrounding us said. They all thought that this was one of those acts that the have on the streets. They awwed even more when Kurama started hugging me as he continued declaring his undying love for me. I had almost no chance of escaping, when I grabbed the old book and whacked Kurama over the head with it, running at top speed when he released me from his grasp.
"Huh?!?", Kurama said as he rubbed his head from the previous hit he had just recieved. Suddenly he realized he had a book on his hands, obviously remembering very little of what he had done....
To be continued..... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Author's Note: Should I continue? Please be kind and review!