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17 Things Bella Swan Would Never Do
-Cackle- 17 Things That Bella Swan Would Never Do. Hope you enjoy!
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One: Throws herself at Alice's feet and beg her to take her shopping.
Two: Threatens Edward his piano (A/N: Not that she has to) if he doesn't get her an expensive car that can go up to 201 MPH (A/N: Because the number 201 is just that cool. Okay? Gawsh.)
Three: Asks Alice and Rosalie to help her make up her own original dance routine to "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.
Four: Nonchalantly asks Edward if he could get that new perfume that Juicy Couture just came out with that just so happens to cost around 105.00 (A/N: I am sorry if I have offended any of you with my lack of Juicy Couture knowledge. –Shmile- I only shop at Marshalls, Wet Seal, and Delia's and...Yeah.)
Five: Sneak out when Charlie's asleep and meet Jacob at La Push, ditching Edward.
Six: Ask Edward if he could stop playing piano, and take up electric guitar instead. No reason.
Seven: Decides that her human moments aren't really important, and just kiss Edward without brushing her teeth.
Eight: Badger Edward to get her a credit card and use it up to the point where he actually has to take it away, for fear of going broke.
Nine: Decides she never really liked "Wuthering Heights" and gets rid of it along with all of her other books.
Ten: Decides to go on a date with dear ol' Mikey.
Eleven: Gives her self a buzz cut, and then goes into depression because her hair will never grow back.
Twelve: Gets a job as a model for playboy.
Thirteen: Wear Edward's boxers.
Fourteen: Wear Emmett's boxers (A/N: Just pretend Rosalie wouldn't kill her, mmkay?)
Fifteen: Wear Jasper's boxers (A/N: Same goes with Alice.)
Sixteen: Wear Carlisle's boxers (A/N: I think Esme would be too stunned to actually do anything.)
Seventeen: Encourage Jacob to go jump off a cliff for recreational purposes.
Thank you, thank you! Numbers eleven through thirteen were my good friend's Golden Eyed Vampire's idea. Thank you! And thank you for reading. I shall come after you with a crowbar if you don't review. –Cackle- -CACKLE- -CACKLE-
I realty got to lay off on the sugar.