HOW TO ANGER ZETSU AKA OUR FAVORITE SPLIT-PERSONALITY CANNIBAL PLANT MAN! :D
1: walk up to him and say 'PLANT NEED SOME WATER?' then pour water on him from a watering can.
2: when he flips out run like heck screaming 'AAHH HE'S GONNA EAT ME!' while running past all the akatsuki members
3: before you come out of hiding go to your local garden supply store and buy a bag of fertilizer
4: be sure to stop by some farms for some extra 'treats' in the fertilizer.
5: put half of the bag in a bucket then ask deidara if you can stuff the fertilizer in one of his bombs.
6: if he lets you then put the bomb in a box and wrap it up all pretty
7: get the rest of the fertilizer and heat it up in the microwave so the doodie aromas waft around and become extra potent
8: find zetsu and apologize then give him the doodie on a plate and say 'PLEEEAASE I MADE IT ALL SPECIAL FOR YOU!'
9: when he finally says yes then secretly record him eating it then ask him if he thought it was delicious
and he wants some more until he says yes.
10: after that give him the gift and record him opening it.
11: silently signal to deidara to blow up the bomb
12: when the poo explodes in his face run off screaming 'ZETSU HAS A STRANGE FETTISH FOR DEVOURING FECES!'
13: tell the akatsuki the day after that he loves poop and wants some more of it!
14: when he objects then put the video on a projector screen so it plays on the wall
15: go up to zetsu and hug him saying 'It's alright man if you love feces. We all have strange fettishes...'
16: run like heck again cuz he's most likely p/o
17: grab the weed killer :3
Yaaay hope you all enjoyed! :3!
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