It was the first day at school for Sonic, and he was feeling a little home-sick. He had never been to a boarding school before, and he was also a bit nervous. And he wasn't the only one. Next to him, stood a pink hedgehog by the name of Amy, who had knees shaking. She also had never been to a boarding school before.

"Hey, look! It's Sonic!" a girl cried out from a small crowd gathered at the entrance of a school playground. She was fairly beautiful, with silky caramel hair tied up untidily, and jade green eyes. She was extremely small for her age, but she made up in her pitch. Believe me, you don't want to hear her scream.

"Get HIM!" another girl cried out. She was supposedly the leader. She was extremely tall and slender, and she had ebony black hair, and crystal blue eyes. She had both ears pierced, and she seemed to be in tune with fashion, as one could tell from what she was wearing.

"Sonic?" Tails asked, feeling uneasy. "Who are those girls?"

Everyone suddenly turned around to face a VERY pale Sonic the hedgehog.

Suddenly, he started running for his life. "It's - It's -!" he cried out, while running around like a lunatic.

"It's who?" Silver and Shadow asked in unison.

Sonic came to a stop and stood in front of the other hedgehogs. "It's -" he stopped for a dramatic pause. "Mary-Sue," he whispered.

"RUN!" Sonic cried out, and he started his ludicrous running again. "What's wrong with Sonic today, Shadow?" Silver asked.

Shadow didn't even answer. He just stared on and on.

"We can't let Sonic get chased all his life!" Tails cried. "We've got to do something!"

"Hey!" Amy shouted. "I have an idea! Let's distract them for a few seconds, making them lose attention on Sonic, thus allowing him to escape!"

"Who's gonna distract him?" Shadow asked. Suddenly, in perfect harmony, everyone turned and stared at Shadow.

"Dammit" he said, rather uneasily. "Why is everyone looking at me?" he asked.

He didn't even need to be told why. His question was answered...when they kicked him in front of the so-called "Mary-Sues".

Their attention turned from Sonic to the unknown black hedgehog in front on them. "Um..." Shadow said. "Hi?"

The effect was amazing. The girls suddenly ran to him, and started jumping on top of him, and ripping him in half for the sake of keeping him as their own. (well, literally.)

"Shadow!" the leader cried out. "You're mine, baby!"

"Hands off! He's mine!" another girl shouted back.

Immediately, there was a huge fight among the "Mary-Sues". "He's MINE!" "No, he's MINE!" "Forget, old lady. Shadow will NEVER want someone as ugly as you!"

Meanwhile...

"Oh no! They're attacking Shadow now!" Silver cried out. "We have to help him!"

He got up and came out of their hiding-place in a hedge, and ran over. He waved his hands in the air like a little kid, crying for attention. (well, literally.)

"Hey, you guys! Leave him alone! Can't you see he's scared?" he asked.

"Hey girls! Look at this little fry! I think he's jealous." the leader spouted. There was laughter on every side, and even mocking.

Suddenly, most unexpectedly, there was a BOOM! and a BANG! to be heard. And except for a sizzle of smoke, there was deep silence.

Silver got up and looked around. "Shadow?" he asked. He sighed and kept on walking. But he couldn't find Shadow. So he turned to see - Mary-Sue! And she was dead, and a horrid sight indeed! She had blood all over her face that dripped on the ground, eventually making it's way to the bottom of Silver's boot. He half-smirked when he saw it. Mary-Sue, served you right!

For some random reason, he turned and saw a shadow in the darkness. He was holding an object in his hand that Silver could make out to be a gun. The shadow snickered, and immediately, he left.

Silver rolled his eyes and looked among the dead Mary-Sues for Shadow. Well, all the Mary-Sues were either dead or run off, and that made some comfort.

"Shadow!" Silver cried out. "Shadow? Where are you? Are you in hell?"

He looked around again, before giving up and randomly sitting on a random dead Mary-Sue body to think. Suddenly, with some random reason, he looked down to see who he was sitting on and saw - SHADOW!

"Shadow! Shadow! Are you okay?" he asked. He saw the rest of his friends (excluding Sonic who was getting chased by the surviving Mary-Sues somewhere on Mobias.) come to see what he was up too.

"Guys!" Silver cried out. "I found Shadow!"

Everyone ran out and found him.

"He's dead." Cream said. She knew the most about medical things, and besides, she was the most sensible of the lot.

"Dead?" Rouge asked. "How's he dead?"

"Well obviously," Silver said. "His bones have been broken off his body due to the Mary-Sues' pulling his arms and legs off."

Blaze through a rock at him.

"What? What did I do wrong?" he asked.

"Stop being an idiot," Blaze replied.

"I'm not! Look!" Silver said, pointing an entire arm at the arms and legs of Shadow separated from his body. There was a heap of blood. Amy had to cover Cream's eyes.

"Eww! What happened?" a very squeamish Wave asked.

"He..." Tails said, with the most wisdom, "Has been sued."

Okay, that's all! I know what you're thinking, "WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN' STORY IS THIS?" Ha! It's not a story. It's just a chapter at the moment. And please don't flame. It's MEANT to be stupid, in a random way. So if you have a problem with it, PM me and I'll fix it. If you haven't then...I demand critique! XD

Disclaimer: Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Blaze, Amy, Cream, Tai -

Author: You DUMBASS! Just say Sonic and Co!

Disclaimer: Fine, Sonic and Co. all belong to SEGA.

Author: We know that.

Disclaimer: SHUT UP!

Author: Fine, I'll just go to the bar then. Get the narrator to tell you this story instead. I'm having a toast after a hard day's work.