The camera zoomed in on the Total Drama Action set, where JoAnne was walking out to the sidewalk to meet our contestants. She grinned at the camera. "Welcome to Total Sonic Action! That's the official name. The real one is Total JoAnne Torture."
Shadow jumped off a bus that had randomly appeared. "Fits." He threw a suitcase on the ground, seriously irritating JoAnne, and said, "So who are the others?"
The last winner, Leah, jumped off the bus, chatting happily with a horrified CHarge. "Shadow!" Hurricane raced over and squeezed him, irritating our host even more.
"Hey, guys!" Tails walked over. The four other contestants backed away, remembering when Tails had gone insane over tech and nearly ruined everything.
"Oh come on!" Bean ran up tot hem. "We got the craziness out of our system with JoAnne's fireworks!"
Shadow shrugged. Then Bean grabbed a box covered with Hello Kitty stamps and pulled something blue out of it. "SONIC, SAY HI!"
The big blue whatever fell to the ground. Surprisingly, it WAS the faker. Apprently, time in the box wasn't very good. He was freezing and hungry. JoAnne grinned. "You know what they saw. Give a man a fire and they'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he;l be warm fro the rest of his life." She threw some matches on our favorite show off.
"AAAAHHH!" Sonic ran around, screaming girly at the top of his lungs as he raced around the set, his quills practiacally burning off and everyone laughing their guts out. (I'll let you figure out if that was literal or not...)
"What the-" The final contestant, Eclipse, ran right into Sonic, setting her on fire too. The other victi-I mean, contestants, and host, laughed loud enough for people from Mexico to hear as the two hedgehogs ran around, screaming crazily.
Finally, JoAnne stood up and threw water on them. "WATER!" Sonic ran even faster, trying to get away from the 1 cm puddle.
JoAnne rolled her eyes, muttered, "Faker," and turned to the camera. "Who will be the six new fan characters? Who will be with them? And why are you still reading?"