On the Destiny Islands after Kingdom Hearts 2…
Sora and Riku were relaxed on the beach after their friends from the Disney Castle had departed. Then from behind them on the beach they heard Kairi's familiar voice. "Sora, Riku I found something!" Sora and Riku rose to their feet heading toward her voice, blinking wildly. They came to their secret side of the island where they saw Kairi pointing to a large vault door…
Riku cracked the door open with the Dark Aura Attack and the three of them walked into the humongous vault. The vault was lined with DVD's. Sora grabbed the first in his reach. His jaw quickly dropped. Kairi leaned over to see what was wrong.
"Kingdom Hearts BLOOPERS; 1, 2, and RE: COM!!"
They all gathered at Sora's house because Riku's was too dirty and Kairi's was too small. Quickly they popped in the DVD. Riku "let's see what's so funny!"
Sora's Awakening
Kingdom Hearts 1
Sora "what WAS that place? So bizarre…"
Kairi "yea sure"
Sora "no YOU listen to me I could not BREATH I could not…"
Kairi "you need mental help…"
Sora kills Kairi.
The Doppelganger
Kingdom Hearts 2
Roxas closely followed Pence's map to the place where he said he might see his doppelganger, and see if at least one of the seven wanders might be true. When he came to the spot indicated on the map he automatically looked at the small waterfall fountain thing and saw his own reflection.
Roxas "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty, and GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
O.O;
When Namine Runs Away
Kingdom Hearts RE: COM
Axel "If you don't stop this no one will. And I don't see anyone too stop you. Do you see Marluxia anywhere? I don't."
Namine get's up and runs out the door. Soon after she leaves Axel laughs smugly and looks over. He sees the little Namine doll in the cage placed in the corner.
Axel "Holy crap! Who made a voodoo doll of Namine!!"
Deep Dive
Kingdom Hearts 2
Roxas is walking down an alleyway in the World that Never Was when he realizes that a few Dusks are following him. He runs and quickly looses them only to now find himself completely surrounded by heartless. As he begins to fight them he sees our blindfolded Riku. Quickly the two heroes tag team and defeat the massive number of heartless only to then turn on themselves. Riku lunges after Roxas. Roxas decides to take advantage of his opponent's one apparent weakness. He starts bouncing back and forth from one place to the next.
Roxas "I'm over hear Mr. Blindfoldie!! Nope now I'm over here!! You can't catch me NANANANABOOBOO!"
Riku "Stand still so I can destroy you!!"
Demyx's Death Scene
Kingdom Hearts 2
After a long and vigorous battle Demyx's sitar style weapon falls toward the ground next to him only to turn into water midway.
Demyx "AGH NOWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAOUGHHH."
Sora starts to… CRY?
Donald "what's wrong?"
Sora "I wanted an encore… (sob)"
Goofy "But Sora you're the one that killed him!
Sora "Shut up you stupid talking dog thing slash humanoid. I am no MURDURER!"
End of First Blooper DVD
Back at the Destiny Islands
Sora "O"
Riku "M"
Kairi "G"
Riku "Do you think all of them were our bloopers?"
Kairi "Well it said End of FIRST blooper DVD."
Sora "Oh Crap!"
A/N: the next will be better this is just a warm-up okay!