Ninjago: Text!

(A/n: Alright! So this is something I made up when I was bored, and too lazy to update a story. :3 So I made a thing were the people of ninjago will text eachother, through their phones XD Warning: There will be some shipping! XD I will take requests...sometimes XD HEH! Btw this will contain swearing! So if you no like swearing plz don't kill me DX)


(Jay started a text chat.)

Jay: Hey guys!

Cole: What up Jay?

Jay: Nothing :3

Kai: Why am I here?

Jay: Cuz I'm bored. :D

Lloyd: I don't want to be here.

(Lloyd left.)

Zane: What is wrong with him?

Cole: :O Zane! You have a phone!

Zane: Yes I do.

Kai: OMG!

Jay: DAMN!

Zane: -.-...

Kai: Anyways. What do you guys think is up with Lloyd?

Jay: Puberty?

Cole: XD HA! LOL!

Zane: Lol! :D

Kai: xD Okay that is funny but gross!

Jay: Ik...but fr real it could be.

Kai: XD I'll go ask. I'm starting a chat up with just him. I'm gonna name the chat before I go.

(Kai changed the chat name to :Potato suicide.)

Cole: :O Whyyyyy potato nuuuuu!

Kai: XD Ttyl guys.

(Kai left.)


Kai: Lloyd?

Lloyd: What.

Kai: Are you okaaaaaaaay? Or did you hit puberty?

Lloyd: NO!

Kai: Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?

Lloyd: -.- YES!

Kai: Do you want a potatoooooo?

Lloyd: No. D:

Kai: You are dead to me. DX

Lloyd:...

Kai: Jokes! Jokes!

Lloyd: Right.

Kai: Lloyd!

Kai: Lloyd answer!

Kai: Lloyd! Hey!

Kai: LLOYD!

Kai: ... -.-


(Kai joined: Potato suicide.)

Zane: Let it go! Let it go!

Zane: Oh HAI KAI~

Kai: O.o WTF.

Jay: Yeah Zane has gone a bit crazy...what happened with Lloyd?

Kai: He said he was okay. BUT HE SAID HE DIDN'T WANT...A POTATO!

Cole: NUUUUU! \OoO/

Jay: How could he XD

Kai: Yeah. Zane? Are you feeling okay?

Zane: I'm OKAAAAAY

Kai: Do you need medical help?

Zane: Ain't nobody got time fo' that!

Jay: XD

Cole: *facepalm*

Kai: I just died of laughter!

(Lloyd joined: Potato suicide)

Zane: Lloyd? *Knocks* Do you wanna build a snow maaaaaan?

Lloyd: O.o WTF?!

Kai: I know.

Jay: HAH! XD OMG

Cole: Zane stop my lungs hurt!

Zane: Come on let's go and playyyy!

Zane: I never see you anymore, come out the door!

Lloyd: O.O

Zane: I forgot the resssssssssssst...DX NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Kai: xD Stop Zane just stop!

Jay: I think Cole died. LEL

Cole: Nope! Still here xD.

Zane:But! Ahem.

Lloyd: Oh god...

Zane: Like baby! Baby! Baby! Oooooh~

Kai: Oh god! No! Zane stop right now!

Zane: Like Baby! Baby! Baby! Oooh~

Cole: Zane STOP!

Jay: AHHH!

Zane: Okay :3

Lloyd: -.-

Kai: /).-

Cole: ...

Jay: I'll get the doctor...

Kai: xD

Lloyd: Zane? Are you okay?

Zane: I like turtles. :3

Kai: Nope...

Lloyd: Yeah...I'm leaving.

(Lloyd left.)

(Kai left.)

(Cole left)

Zane: Lonely! I am so Lonely!

Jay: I got nobody!

Zane & Jay: All on my owwwwwn!

Zane: XD Great prank!

Jay: Ik xD HAH Ttyl bro!

Zane: Bye!

(Jay ended this chat; Potato suicide.)


-Lloyd's contacts have been changed.-

Stupid ass crumpet: Hey Lloyd! Wanna go to the park with me and the others?

Lloyd: Of course I would stupid ass crumpet...-.- Who is this?

Stupid ass crumpet: WTF are you on drugs? It's Cole.

Lloyd: I'm sorry your damn contact got re named.

Stupid ass crumpet: Change my name to 2 sexy fr u!

Lloyd: No.

(Changed contact to Cole)

Cole: Awww why!

Lloyd: Bye Cole.


Wanna be Elsa: Do you like waffles?

Lloyd: xD Hi Elsa!

Wanna be Elsa: I am Zane not Elsa.

Lloyd: Your contact has been changed to Elsa!

(Changed contact to Zane)

Zane: I think I know who changed them. -.-

Lloyd: Don't tell me! I'll find out.

Zane: Okay Bye.

Lloyd: Bye.


Lloyd: Who is this?

Gingerbread: Jay? Who is this?

Lloyd: Lloyd, -.-

Gingerbread: Oh okay. Bye.

Lloyd: Bye...?

(Changed contact to Idiotic Jay.)


Lloyd: Hello Sensei.

Dumbledalf: Hello.

Lloyd: You're contact has been changed.

Dumbledalf: What am I.

Lloyd: A mix between Dumbledore and Gandalf.

(Changed contact to Uncle)

Uncle: Dumbledalf?

Lloyd: Yup!

Uncle: Oh dear.


Lloyd: Kai...-.-

Super-Awesome-sexy-guy: Yus XD

Lloyd: I hate you.

Super-Awesome-sexy-guy: XD HA! XD

Lloyd: Die in a hole DX My poor phone contacts!

(Changed contact to Kai )

Kai :Question. When I changed my contact why was mine the only one with a :)?

Lloyd: I dunno. Bored?

Kai -:KAYYYYY


Kai: Can I borrow some money?

Zane: Did you lose your hair brush again?

Kai: No.

Zane: -.- Did you lose the bounty, in a bet?

Kai: Dx yes...

Zane: You idiot!

Kai: I know...I know...


(A/n: So what do you think? Good or naaaah. I was bored when I made this so XD Idk just random ness!)