Ptoly Melons

by A Penguin Named Jim

Ptoly melons are dangerous my children... very dangerous... you shouldn't mess with them... you never know who could get hurt if you mess around with Ptoly melons... You will understand if you dare to read this traumatic piece of fiction.

Ptoly Melons

One morning Holly woke up to find that Artemis was chucking Ptoly Melons at her.

"Ack! I'm being bombarded with Ptoly Melons!"